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Mace wrote:ankle biters like you
Oh, this is rich.

Mace drops my name in a random post, a post which followed NO prior exchanges between us, and I'M THE ANKLE BITER?

Do you even understand what "ankle biter" means, dipshit?

Furthermore, I can count on one hand how many times I've addressed you in the seven years I've been posting here. But I guess I'm an "ankle biter."
Your "stance" is meaningless
So, uhh, why are you provoking me into a debate about it, dumbshit? Remember this:
just like the less than memorable posters on this board that will someday disappear ('sup, MGO).
If it's so "meaningless" why did you bring it up, you contradicting fuck? Don't you see how you've...I hate to say it..."kicked your own ass"?

Mace, look, bro. This smack stuff really isn't that hard. You don't have to be super clever, a brilliant writer, or even that dedicated to hold your own. Just do not, I repeat, DO NOT, use your own fucking words to make yourself look foolish. That's the key. If the opponent outwits you, sobeit. Not much you can do about that. You take your cap off to the guy, and hit the drawing board. But good god man, when you come in here and start randomly referencing a guy you later claim to be an ankle biter, and later claim to have "forgotten about," then christ gramps, you're literally begging for a pileon.
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Derron wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: But nowhere near your level of stupidity. So you got that going for you.
Put together much more than one sentence statements ??
Apparently so. Math class was mighty rough for you, eh?
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Wilson was a dick.
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Nah.

I blew him up a couple times, and he never called me.
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orcinus wrote:Nah.

I blew him a couple times, and he never called me.
With the quality of your posts, I am sure your head giving was not any better.
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Derron wrote:
orcinus wrote:Nah.

I blew him a couple times, and he never called me.
With the quality of your posts, I am sure your head giving was not any better.
Sounds like you’re just itching to show off your skills.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

First off, mace...you've been around just as long as anybody, and you still haven't figured out how this "quote" shit works, huh?
The "kicking your own ass" brand of smack is so....uhhh....TVO-like.
But you did "KYOA"...therefore, I exploited it. Other people in this thread seemed to find your absentmindedness rather amusing, as well.
I just picked you from a long list of less than memorable posters on this board
Huh? You'd think such a list wouldn't be so long...you know, considering how "less than memorable" we are.

Psssst - by the way, there's a one word description for "less than memorable." It's called: "unmemorable."

Seriously, though, Mace, where exactly were you planning on going with this whole "you're not memorable" thing, and why did you think it was such a brilliant idea?
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Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Some good nominations so far. But this thread is well into three pages, and no one has mentioned Dr Bob? :?

A few others who haven't yet been mentioned:

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Quick question -- are you people retarded?

Read the thread title again, morons.

Pretty fucking sure he's referring to "idiot boards" when he says "idiot boards."

Like f'rinstance -- Tardtrain, The tards.bedwet, Stucknut...


Light coming on yet, idiots?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: Lawman
a straight up asswipe......
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Post by Atomic Punk »

Don't kill the moment Dins... even though you make a valid point.

Anyway, Mace Johnson is right.

When he cracked MGblOw, I was thinking TVblOw should be included... and then? Yes, TVblOw shows up.
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Atomic Punk wrote:Don't kill the moment Dins....
that's like telling me not to breathe.......
get out, get out while there's still time
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Post by Atomic Punk »

He is right about the square-headed deck screws. They are the #2 size heads and are razor sharp.
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If you bucky up for the expensive Deckmate screws, they'll take either a phillips OR square drive, giving Deckmate the BODE.
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Dinsdale wrote:Read the thread title again, morons.
I was going to say something, but the hijacking had gone on for so long, that I just said "fuggit, the subject has changed...whether intentionally or unintentionally."
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Post by Atomic Punk »

Yes, the Deckmate ones are coated and have that anodized blue looking drive specifically made for those. They come in the Red boxes or the cream colored boxes. Those square head screws have a slot at the tip so they don't chip the wood... kind of along the lines of the "self-tapping" idear.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

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Atomic Punk wrote:"self-tapping".
I'll take things JTR does on a Friday night for $200
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It's all about the Deckmate Bode...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:"self-tapping".
I'll take things JTR does every night for $200
FTFY
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No mention of Caddie?

She was nailz.
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Post by Atomic Punk »

Mace,

I must interject here... You are dealing with a "literalist" in the form of MGO. While TVO is not known for his height advantage, I'm going to have to throw the challenge flag out on the field to where said he was a little taller than one of them.

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Where has Toddowen been?
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PL wrote:Where has Toddowen been?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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