Movie review: Million Dollar Baby

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Movie review: Million Dollar Baby

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I can't begin to describe my disappoinment with this piece of garbage. First off, the title of this awful awful movie is completely misleading. I patiently sat through the first half hour of this film before I started to become angry. There simply were not any babies in this film. There weren't even any kids. You'd think a film called "Million Dollar Baby" would have some kids right? This reminds me of the time rented Flamingo Kid.


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And then there's this. The poster for this film clearly shows Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, and Macauley Culkin. However, once the film starts it becomes clear that the "actor" in the ad is Hillary Swank. You know, the transvestite actress that makes her career by playing bulldykes.

Overall, I give the film no stars out of 5.
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:lol: you're awesome Michael Jackson

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I dunno, I thought this was kind of funny..... :lol: :oops:
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She looks more like Matt Damon then M Caulken.
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She dies in the end.
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Re: Movie review: Million Dollar Baby

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Michael Jackson wrote:I can't begin to describe my disappoinment with this piece of garbage. First off, the title of this awful awful movie is completely misleading. I patiently sat through the first half hour of this film before I started to become angry. There simply were not any babies in this film. There weren't even any kids. You'd think a film called "Million Dollar Baby" would have some kids right? This reminds me of the time rented Flamingo Kid.


Image


And then there's this. The poster for this film clearly shows Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, and Macauley Culkin. However, once the film starts it becomes clear that the "actor" in the ad is Hillary Swank. You know, the transvestite actress that makes her career by playing bulldykes.

Overall, I give the film no stars out of 5.


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