Dead at 69... How Appropriate!!

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:14 am

Hooters Chairman Robert Brooks Found Dead at 69!!

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — Robert Brooks, the chairman of Hooters of America, Inc. who made his fortune selling chicken wings served by scantily clad waitresses, was found dead at his home Sunday, officials said. He was 69.

It was unclear how Brooks died, but the Horry County coroner's office told The (Myrtle Beach) Sun News that an autopsy would be performed Monday.

Several calls to the coroner's office by The Associated Press were unanswered.

Chris Hardwick, owner of Hardwick Funeral Home of Loris, told the AP he was handling Brooks' funeral arrangements.

Since opening its first store in Clearwater, Florida, in 1983, the chain has expanded across the United States and into more than a dozen foreign countries ranging from Taiwan to Venezuela. Hooters has about 61 million annual visitors to its some 425 restaurants.

Brooks and a group of Atlanta investors bought expansion and franchise rights for the chain in 1984. He eventually bought majority control and became chairman.

Brooks was named Entrepreneur of the Year by the Georgia Chamber of Commerce in 1996, according to the company's Web site.

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Imagine the Hooters Funeral!!

AND the reception after the funeral??

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 12:44 pm

Yeah. It'll be shit. Just like the restaurant.

I hope enormous chickens with massive breasts peck at his bollocks for all eternity.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:25 pm

Nishlord wrote:I hope enormous chickens with massive breasts peck at his bollocks for all eternity.

You act as if he brought chicks in tight shorts down from Mt. Olympus.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:51 pm

RIP

Great American

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:37 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I hope enormous chickens with massive breasts peck at his bollocks for all eternity.
You act as if he brought chicks in tight shorts down from Mt. Olympus.

Not really. Just another pitiful example of heavily-marketed, franchised poornography. If you have to go to a low-grade 'restaurant' to have birds with big tits pretend to pay attention to you, you've not done very well at life.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:44 pm

C'mon, it's not that bad. They expect to you look. Far better than getting your face slapped the rest of the time.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:51 pm

No. You're wrong. It's for pussy-boys who are too scared to go to lapdancing clubs (which, as I've already taught you, are for men who are too scared to visit prostitutes).

Given the milquetostular nature of American men these days, I should open a chain of clubs where women do handstands against a wall and show all their knickers. I'd make an absolute cuntload of a fortune off you pantywaists.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:53 pm

Nishlord wrote:...I should open a chain of clubs where women do handstands against a wall and show all their knickers.

I think it's called Denny's. At least that's what I was told.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:14 am

The idea that somebody opened a tittybar without actually showing any titties is beyond me.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:16 am

^^^
Is beyond most things.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:17 am

I'd heard something about him going tits up....