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Bring it Alberto!!!!

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I love Hurricane season. I cant really explain why, I just love it. If you live above sea level and you aren't from Homestead, its not too bad to be hit by one.
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Tiberious wrote:I love Hurricane season. I cant really explain why, I just love it. If you live above sea level and you aren't from Homestead, its not too bad to be hit by one.
You must be a renter.
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I am actually an owner. Born and raised in Florida.
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I say--let 'er rip !!
We are already getting free water
--err-- rain from down there !!

We were out of town when Charley hit here--but rode out Wilma--I thought it was kind of cool--
wind just a howling and the house creaking !!
The worst part is it's like being in a tomb with
the hurricane shutters all closed up and having
no power for a couple days sucks--
MrsO was not happy !
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I also find hurricane season strangely exciting.
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Maybe you two should get a motel room along the beach. Sit outside with your drinks and wait.
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I just sit out on my lanai and
chug Beast Lights with the rain just a
ripping !!
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So it begins.....We certainly need the rain in this area, and that is all this seems to be forcasted to be. My thirsty lawn will be most thankful...
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patsy stone wrote:I also find hurricane season strangely exciting.
Let's see you say that when a Cat 3 or higher comes bearing down on you :wink: .

Bring it Asshole, I mean Alberto.
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MuchoBulls wrote:
patsy stone wrote:I also find hurricane season strangely exciting.
Let's see you say that when a Cat 3 or higher comes bearing down on you :wink: .

Bring it Asshole, I mean Alberto.
I know. I know I'm asking for it. :(
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Bucmonkey wrote:So it begins.....We certainly need the rain in this area, and that is all this seems to be forcasted to be. My thirsty lawn will be most thankful...
I'll second that. A few straight days of rain is exactly what this area, and my lawn, needs.
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Post by Rack Fu »

So now we have to sit through a couple of years of hurricanephobia and knee-jerk reactions. Have you been watching the news & weather channel that past two days? It's as if a Cat 4 was bearing down on Florida. It's a tropical storm... and barely. No reason to scream that the sky is falling yet.
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Over-reaction to weather? What's that?

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TenTallBen wrote:
Tiberious wrote:I love Hurricane season. I cant really explain why, I just love it. If you live above sea level and you aren't from Homestead, its not too bad to be hit by one.
You must be a renter.
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I might have to get wasted this week when it gets closer.
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I can't wait to have a major earthquake destroy my home and community, It's all just good fun right? I wonder how neat it would be if FEMA and the American Taxpayer as well as everyone who gets hammered on their Homeowners Insurance Premiums were taken out of the picture.
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It's realllllly windy and rainy here this evening. I wonder if Alberto has anything to do with that? My mom said the peeps on the news said it will start affecting us tonight, but that's gotta be impossible. It's so far away!

Oh well. THIS is what I get excited about... dark, windy, stormy days.

I think Garbage wrote that song for me. :)
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^^^^^
water vapor satellite shot--
looks like JAX is int it !!
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Wolfman wrote:water vapor satellite shot--
looks like JAX is int it !!
Wait until later today and tomorrow.

We're about to get hit by a good does of rain here shortly, which is sorely needed.
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I was in Miami this past weekend and the weather wasnt bad at all. Fuck these pussy ass storms.
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I love Hurricane season. I cant really explain why, I just love it.
You've been Wide-Righted so many times, you've come to enjoy it.

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I might have to get wasted this week when it gets closer.
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patsy stone wrote:dark, windy, stormy days.

In the U&L, we have a name for that...


we call it "winter."
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I know and I'd move to the U&L in a heartbeat.
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patsy stone wrote:I know and I'd move to the U&L in a heartbeat.
Dins' thoughts wrote:Could she love a man with no hair and no liver?
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All smack aside......

We do need that juicy rain.......
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patsy stone wrote:I know and I'd move to the U&L in a heartbeat.

Sounds like you have the right hairdo and correct glasses, and hella-shitty taste in music...now, all you need is a degree in liberal arts or philosophy from a university in the Midwest, and you will be infinetely qualified to work in one of our lovely coffeeshops for minimum wage.


The transplants crack me up. Just about every last one of them shows up in summer(after getting their liberal arts degree), and when warned about the weather, and the eefect it will have on their heinous dye-job on their bob-cut, they always rattle off "No, I LOVE the rain!"

Yeah...let's see how you feel about it when it blocks out the sun to the point of all-day darkness, and everything you touch is wet and moldy...for 3-4 months.

That tunes seems to change after a few months.


It only gets dark and stormy here once a year -- starting around December, and ending around March.
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Juicy juicy rain........
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My favorite is the "Live interview" with some local
yokel reporter trying to stand upright in 60 mph winds.

One of these guys will eventually take a drainpipe
or tree branch through the sternum and jocularity
will prevail.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dins' thoughts wrote:Could she love a man with no hair and no liver?

Hairline is holding steady. My hair may have taken some early losses, but buckled down, and is playing some excellent goal-line defense. Phil Colins revisited.

And the disloyal liver? Shaping right up. Not sure if the doc is down, but Dins has a birthday coming up in a few days, and his mojo is jonesin' for some mother's milk. Soon, the ugly girls of the U&L will have slightly better odds of finding Paradise.
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Uncle Fester wrote:My favorite is the "Live interview" with some local
yokel reporter trying to stand upright in 60 mph winds.

One of these guys will eventually take a drainpipe
or tree branch through the sternum and jocularity
will prevail.
Hell, I'm in Fla and would laugh my ass off!
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WHO DID THIS?!?!?!?!?!

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Jesus?
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patsy stone wrote:WHO DID THIS?!?!?!?!?!

Wasn't my gig...but if I'm following correctly, I don't believe anyone "did" that yet.

They're still taking bids.
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Verrrrry funny.

(Actually I laughed really hard at that. Please change it back now.)
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What are you even talking about? Are you trolling someone?
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PSUFAN wrote:
I love Hurricane season. I cant really explain why, I just love it.
You've been Wide-Righted so many times, you've come to enjoy it.

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I might have to get wasted this week when it gets closer.
One has to wonder...is there a perceptible difference between wasted CR25 and a sober one? A head-rattle of three cells instead of four?

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