Should I pursue this further?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:03 pm

OCmike wrote:I generally think as you do and back when I was single, would have rather not dated at all than gone out with and banged chicks that I had zero interest in pursuing something deeper with. A hearty rack to being patient and finding the right chick to marry, rather that fucking everything that moves and ending up marrying the one that you get used to being around.

You can do both, (bang chicks that you have zero interest in and find the right chick to marry) as long as you do them in the correct order.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:04 pm

OCmike wrote:
To simply use them to give me pleasure. I resort to porn and magazines
Not to split hairs or anything, but yanking one off to porn is pretty much #1 on the list of "Ways to Use Women to Give You Pleasure." Irony some?

A little hypocritical of me, isn't it? I'm human but I try my damnedest to not let my sexual desires dominate everything that I do but I need to find ways to release that tension. If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it. Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love. For now, it's just there in case I need it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:06 pm

Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love. For now, it's just there in case I need it.

Just so you know, your collection will have to double soon after you're cohabitating.

That's scheduled for Tuesday, right?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:07 pm

Schotzie...bro...

You DO know that Queen Victoria is dead, right?

Long live the Queen.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:08 pm

If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn

Shit man, yeah, the women...I think they're starting to catch onto us and our desire for porn.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:12 pm

Shoalzie wrote:If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it.

Don't be so sure, Tiger. You'll meet chicks with 10 electrical devices in their nightstand all dedicated to getting them off. Many chicks don't mind that stuff so long as its in their own personal taste. She may balk at your "two dudes and a llama" movie but she goes gaga over "two dudes and a step-cousin."

Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love.

1) If you are going to get rid of it, you don't throw it away. You pass it on to an unmarried guy. If he has to rid himself at one point, he too will pass it on. Fucking unwritten rule of brotherhood.

2) Love don't pay the mortgage. Love don't tuck you in at night. Love only gets you so far. At some point the "lust" that most people mistake for love turns into a close friendship. Your carnal desires may not always jive with her "rough day at the mall". I'd hold onto your llama pron.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:14 pm

Shoalzie wrote:They want to knock my nice guy approach, that's their right. Do whatever you have to do to achieve the objective. I think we all want to be happy but we go about it in different ways. They can throw all of the gay or wimpy smack at me but we'll see where we're at in 5 years when I'm married with children and the happiest man on earth and they're all still chasing skirt and bitter.

whoooooa, nellie. stop. you can't think of it like that, on a timetable.
if you do, you'll get all fucked up in the head forcing yourself to meet that timetable.

then you'll wake up and go 'damn, what the fuck did i get myself into'? seeking a divorce, unhappy as hell, but putting on a 'nice front' about how cool and happy things are in the marriage... and other stuff i won't put into print yet.

when it happens, it will happen. don't time-table it. and don't assume that it's better to be married than non-married. ask everybody who got married and divorced within that 5 years. people stay non-married for a reason. you gotta respect those of who do, man (unless it's th_ trying to pull shit out of both sides of his mouth ;) ).

don't be a shutyomouth on this issue.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:19 pm

Risa wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:They want to knock my nice guy approach, that's their right. Do whatever you have to do to achieve the objective. I think we all want to be happy but we go about it in different ways. They can throw all of the gay or wimpy smack at me but we'll see where we're at in 5 years when I'm married with children and the happiest man on earth and they're all still chasing skirt and bitter.
whoooooa, nellie. stop. you can't think of it like that, on a timetable.
if you do, you'll get all fucked up in the head forcing yourself to meet that timetable.

I was just throwing out a number. If it takes until I'm in my mid-30s to find my "one"...that's cool. Of course I want to get married and have a family before I die but I just through out 5 years for argument sake.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:22 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:...she goes gaga over "two dudes and a step-cousin."

Two dudes & a step-cousin...do you think I'm sort of a freak?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:22 pm

Dear Schotz,

Don't listen to these guys. Finding your one true love is a beautiful thing. Don't let thess naysayers discourage you. Some people may think it's weird, but there's nothing wrong with falling in love with a woman you haven't met, from a distance. Just because most other people will never feel this pure of a love, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I think you should just keep persuing this girl, and doing whatever it takes to impress her. Sometimes it may get frustrating, and sometimes she might even act like you don't even exist. But when she finally sees you for the nice guy you really are, the reward will last a lifetime -- trust me, I know.

Sin,
John Hinckley Jr

P.S.: Tell Jody I said hello, and that I still love her

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:22 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
OCmike wrote:
To simply use them to give me pleasure. I resort to porn and magazines
Not to split hairs or anything, but yanking one off to porn is pretty much #1 on the list of "Ways to Use Women to Give You Pleasure." Irony some?

A little hypocritical of me, isn't it? I'm human but I try my damnedest to not let my sexual desires dominate everything that I do but I need to find ways to release that tension. If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it. Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love. For now, it's just there in case I need it.

why would you marry a woman who is repulsed by that which you like? :?

and why would you throw it all away?

you are going to be one unhappy camper, dude. you're functioning like those kids who say 'i'm saving myself for marriage', so then they marry the first piece of pussy/dick that says 'let's go' just so they can stop 'saving' themselves from what they think they desire. and then they go looking for greener pastures and wondering 'is that all there is?' and what not.

except you, you seem to be operating under the misunderstanding that once you're married you'll no longer need or desire pictorial stimulus. the problem with that is that you've spent so long with that being an active and enjoyable part of your sexual health, it's not going to be good for your health to make a promise your body and dick are not gonna want you to keep, man. when you're ready to let porn go (and you won't be), let it go because you truly do no longer need it, because it doesn't do anything for you; NOT because you think the chick you're marrying will be repulsed, and that you have to make some huge sacrifice regarding reading material to prove your love and worth.

see, that's the problem with 'nice guys' (beyond the doormat schtick) -- y'all have a serious virgin/whore complex going on. and that ain't cool.

this is the same shit where dude's think 'my wife would never go for that' -- hell, dude just might be WISHING wife would never 'go for that' -- and have historically gone to hetairae, geisha, prostitutes, the lil cabin at the edge of the plantin', to get their groove on -- while wifey is at home, ass wiggling in the cold air, going,

'you bastard, HERE I AM!!! hellooooo???!!!!!'

don't be that way, man.

don't marry an inhibited chick, a chick you can't talk to about what she wants and you want together.

don't think you can mold yourself into an inhibited man.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:24 pm

Shoalzie wrote: I was just throwing out a number. If it takes until I'm in my mid-30s to find my "one"...that's cool. Of course I want to get married and have a family before I die but I just through out 5 years for argument sake.

why?

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:26 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it.
Don't be so sure, Tiger. You'll meet chicks with 10 electrical devices in their nightstand all dedicated to getting them off. Many chicks don't mind that stuff so long as its in their own personal taste. She may balk at your "two dudes and a llama" movie but she goes gaga over "two dudes and a step-cousin."

Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love.
1) If you are going to get rid of it, you don't throw it away. You pass it on to an unmarried guy. If he has to rid himself at one point, he too will pass it on. Fucking unwritten rule of brotherhood.

2) Love don't pay the mortgage. Love don't tuck you in at night. Love only gets you so far. At some point the "lust" that most people mistake for love turns into a close friendship. Your carnal desires may not always jive with her "rough day at the mall". I'd hold onto your llama pron.

^^^ dude is wise.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:27 pm

Ban Risa.

Or at least restrict her access to the funny threads.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:27 pm

I respect you Shoalzie. You seem like a good guy. I used to think that all girls were innocent and they wanted a relationship and a good guy. What I have come to realize while in college and the post college days is that more and more women just want to get stuffed. The same girl that might have a one night stand, might be the same girl who makes another guy wait 5-6 dates to hit that snooz. I think that girls want satisfaction and a relatioship, just sometimes they just to have it w/ seperate guys and by using a seperate approach.

I have been categorized as a nice guy, but I know girls still think that my main goal is hittin skins when I go out. Damn right. Doesnt make me any less of a good guy, just when I do meet a good one I know how to treat her right.

You never know which girls are going to be the one. If a girl lets you raw dog her on the first night, chances are she is a sloot, so you have fun and then let it go. The good ones wont let you hit it right away and if they are keepers, then good for you.

Risa · Post by **Risa** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:28 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Derron wrote:
I would have figured you for some pimply-faced teenager, based on the quality of your posts, that's nothing to be proud of.
That just shows everyone that even with your flaming writing skills and weak attempts at appearing edumacated, your still dumber than a pile of steaming dog shit on a New York morning.
Hardly, since I'm not the only one to suspect that.

One would have expected that you might have matured just a little by now.
Ohh.. shit... my bad .... excuse the fuck out of me. I need to behave just like you and what you think ??
Uhh, no. But it might help to show a little more intelligence and insight than my 7-month-old. So far, you've failed to do even that.

cha-ching. that's a rack.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 5:34 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Ban Risa.

Or at least restrict her access to the funny threads.

Amen.

Annie, what you’ve posted in this thread would work much better in a PM. Have a fucking heart, bitch.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:06 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it.
Don't be so sure, Tiger. You'll meet chicks with 10 electrical devices in their nightstand all dedicated to getting them off. Many chicks don't mind that stuff so long as its in their own personal taste. She may balk at your "two dudes and a llama" movie but she goes gaga over "two dudes and a step-cousin."

Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love.
1) If you are going to get rid of it, you don't throw it away. You pass it on to an unmarried guy. If he has to rid himself at one point, he too will pass it on. Fucking unwritten rule of brotherhood.

2) Love don't pay the mortgage. Love don't tuck you in at night. Love only gets you so far. At some point the "lust" that most people mistake for love turns into a close friendship. Your carnal desires may not always jive with her "rough day at the mall". I'd hold onto your llama pron.

RACK.

Though you may not need the stash for the first few years of a relationship, once you hit the "weekly maintenance sex" stage, you'll need something to get properly stimulated for your mid-week yank.

If you ditch the stash now, you'll just end up having to rebuild from scratch.

Getting rid of any porn rags and going 100% computer is the best way to go. Less needing to have kiddos checking out skank gyno spelunk shots when they're 3 or something.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 6:10 pm

OCmike wrote:Getting rid of any porn rags and going 100% computer is the best way to go. Less needing to have kiddos checking out skank gyno spelunk shots when they're 3 or something.

My computer stuff is on an external hard drive...easy to hide if needed.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:44 pm

Shoalzie wrote:I've got lots of surpressed sexual energy.

I resort to porn and magazines ....... and you can get your rocks off and move on.

So what should you do? Look kid, Sometimes you make
the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right.
Did you hear me?

You're here.....male, we think.

Pullin' yourself off in mom's closet isn't hurtin' a soul, son.
A little lady needs to be banged into submission, you see.
It just ain't you. How's that shoe fit on ya, Shoalzie?

He can't deliver the goods.

G'job Oprah. That boy's acorns'll look spiff on your mantle.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:18 am

I resort to porn and magazines where you don't get emotionally attached to them and you can get your rocks off and move on.

Hmmm.. when is the last time you guys stuck your dick in a porn magazine and got your rocks off ??

What you mean to say is you would rather look at porn and jerk off instead of banging a woman, and will continue until you meet Princess Charming ?? The one who is everything ?? Will you be able to do a woman after all that crank yanking ??

Dr. Phil needs to powder his dome... that reflection off that cranium is bad....

al? · Post by **al?** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:17 am

Shoalzie wrote:Clearly, this thread has spiraled horribly out of control for me.

Did you really think it wouldn't? Either you pulled off an epic troll job, or all your smarts are located at the rink.

Shoalzie wrote: The bottom line is I'm going forward with meeting this young lady at some point in the near future and we'll see how things go.

Please keep us updated, play by play. Good threads are hard to find.

edit.....Rack you Shoalzie, you are the ULTIMATE straight man.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:46 am

yep, rack Shoalzie...dude knows how to scare up the funnay.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:51 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:If a woman I was seeing found out I like porn and all that, I'm sure she would be repulsed by it.
Don't be so sure, Tiger. You'll meet chicks with 10 electrical devices in their nightstand all dedicated to getting them off. Many chicks don't mind that stuff so long as its in their own personal taste. She may balk at your "two dudes and a llama" movie but she goes gaga over "two dudes and a step-cousin."

Frankly, I'd throw all that shit out once I'm in love.
1) If you are going to get rid of it, you don't throw it away. You pass it on to an unmarried guy. If he has to rid himself at one point, he too will pass it on. Fucking unwritten rule of brotherhood.

2) Love don't pay the mortgage. Love don't tuck you in at night. Love only gets you so far. At some point the "lust" that most people mistake for love turns into a close friendship. Your carnal desires may not always jive with her "rough day at the mall". I'd hold onto your llama pron.

I missed sum-o-dat Bacefelice when I died. O-racketh!

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:33 pm

10 pages? Damn!

marinerfan · Post by **marinerfan** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:32 am

I would whack you off, brother shoalzie!

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:17 pm

Isn't it time to send this one to the archives yet?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 1:54 pm

Please don't archive this...I'm trying to forget this ever happened.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:13 pm

ARCHIVE this mutha floogin thread.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:00 pm

Noooooooo!