Movie Review - The Village
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Movie Review - The Village
It sucks...
The End.
The End.
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I liked Anchorman. Didn't see The Village, but Chronicles of Riddick was the worst POS I saw last year.
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Re: Movie Review - The Village
You're telling us like we didn't already know.DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...
The End.
By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.
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Yeah, thanks for giving your opinion of year old movies.DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...
The End.
I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.
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Good movie.Lizard King wrote: I'm waiting anxiously for your review of On the Waterfront.
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DVD Reviews:
King Arthur - was decent. Never got a B-flick feeling from it, but it could have been done sooo much better. Grade: C-
Anchorman: I go to this little hole in the wall DVD rental place...get new releases for $1.50/night. This one was $1.49 too much. Grade: F (feel free to make up a grade low enough)
Elf: This is the Will Ferrell (sp?) movie to rent. Good for the whole family. Watched it with my two boys and my Mom and every one of us enjoyed it. Grade: A-
Troy: L........o........n.........g.........f.......u.......c........k.......i......n.......g......m........o........v.......i........e. That said, did a decent job. Even at 3 hours, I think it fell short of character development. Maybe should have made this a two parter and put in a little more time. Grade: C+
I was a bit disappointed that I jonesed and forgot to pick up The Village this past weekend, but now I'm not sure it was a bad thing.
King Arthur - was decent. Never got a B-flick feeling from it, but it could have been done sooo much better. Grade: C-
Anchorman: I go to this little hole in the wall DVD rental place...get new releases for $1.50/night. This one was $1.49 too much. Grade: F (feel free to make up a grade low enough)
Elf: This is the Will Ferrell (sp?) movie to rent. Good for the whole family. Watched it with my two boys and my Mom and every one of us enjoyed it. Grade: A-
Troy: L........o........n.........g.........f.......u.......c........k.......i......n.......g......m........o........v.......i........e. That said, did a decent job. Even at 3 hours, I think it fell short of character development. Maybe should have made this a two parter and put in a little more time. Grade: C+
I was a bit disappointed that I jonesed and forgot to pick up The Village this past weekend, but now I'm not sure it was a bad thing.
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Re: Movie Review - The Village
you want some links ?Rich Fader wrote:You're telling us like we didn't already know.DrDetroit wrote:It sucks...
The End.
By the way...!zzubevol, I'm loving the avatard.
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Ok, watched The Village over the weekend, and I actually liked it. It made you think. It was kind of annoying after awhile with all the "those we do not speak of" and "the towns" BS, but ultimately it was kinda cool how they wove their way to explaining what the hell this Village was all about. Couple of good minor jump scenes, but nothing totally creepy. Once you get the flow of a Shamalama movie, you can kinda anticipate where he's gonna throw in a "jumper".
Anyways, decent. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be....definitely makes you use your noodle.
Anyways, decent. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be....definitely makes you use your noodle.