Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:24 pm

Big Daddy wrote: This is as far as i got when i stumbled upon this pic. Jackass, is that a KIA your driving in the background? License plate # 1KIA4COWBOYFAITHFUL -

I gotta ask, what kind of damage does it do at the pump?

That is a honda crv with a honk if you wanna blow me bumper sticker..

I hated when Cory Nye would be behind me

plate # whereisLavar

cost to filler up is a mere 82 dollars

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:39 pm

It's Friday already , and Jeff still isn't here , even to defend himself ?

Jeez , someone said it earlier , it's just words . Being that it's just words posted on the internet , someones ass is really chapped and sore if they don't come correct .

Zero points for gloating after Redskin wins . Zero fan quotient for Jeff not sacking up . Absolute zero for Jeff period .

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:43 pm

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:00 pm

drummer wrote:It's Friday already , and Jeff still isn't here , even to defend himself ?

Jeez , someone said it earlier , it's just words . Being that it's just words posted on the internet , someones ass is really chapped and sore if they don't come correct .

Zero points for gloating after Redskin wins . Zero fan quotient for Jeff not sacking up . Absolute zero for Jeff period .

He's around- he just doesn't have the sack to come in here

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:12 pm

BBMarley wrote:
drummer wrote:It's Friday already , and Jeff still isn't here , even to defend himself ?

Jeez , someone said it earlier , it's just words . Being that it's just words posted on the internet , someones ass is really chapped and sore if they don't come correct .

Zero points for gloating after Redskin wins . Zero fan quotient for Jeff not sacking up . Absolute zero for Jeff period .
He's around- he just doesn't have the sack to come in here

That's bullshit . Even if he doesn't own up to the bet , he should at least take the beatdown he has coming from welching on it .

Zero cred for Jeff .

G.O. · Post by **G.O.** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:21 pm

Big Daddy wrote:
This is as far as i got when i stumbled upon this pic. Jackass, is that a KIA your driving in the background? License plate # 1KIA4COWBOYFAITHFUL -

I gotta ask, what kind of damage does it do at the pump?

i got my wife a kia sorrento last night. V6, but, still.....19 freaking highway miles to the gallon? not great.

jackass- that's really you? holy crap- you are a scary lookin dude. and i dont mean just cuz you have a big ass knife in your hand

:D

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:40 pm

This isn't going well for Jeff......

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:52 pm

Actually, it's not going well for many of the seeping vaginas in this thread, either.

Yes, Jeffy is a welcher, and deserves to be pummeled by kcwife, but for God & G0D's sake, the rest of us "got it" after the tenth time someone whined about the welcher.

Ban his ass, burn him in effigy, label him with the Scarlet Letter "W" (for WELCHER), whatever gets your rocks off... but quit your fucking whining about it if you're not going to do anything about it, and MOVE THE FUCK ON.

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:20 pm

G.O. wrote:jackass- that's really you? holy crap- you are a scary lookin dude. and i dont mean just cuz you have a big ass knife in your hand :D

what me? I look scary?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:20 am

JHawkBCD wrote:... if you're not going to do anything about it, and MOVE THE FUCK ON.

Perhaps now is a good time to interject with Euro's (Nishlord's) sentiment: re: Every board needs its tards.

My thought initially was that when it comes to Jeff, every team needs its tards, which is why I found it kinda perplexing that TominVa would go to bat for him, when in fact, TominVa should be the first to pile on the welcher, for misrepresenting the Skins as such.

And JHawk, have a drink. It's sociology 101, in action, combined with pussbag-welching concensus punishment at work here ... sorta like the Cryin' Ryin' Award on a mini-scale, no? Unless, of course this propels Jeff into that competition ...

Carry on ...

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:43 am

RadioFan wrote:... combined with pussbag-welching concensus punishment at work here ...

Punishment? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Your techniques are about as punishing as being subjected to listening to Fran Drescher reading "War and Peace"... the problem is, Jeffy ain't the one here taking the "onslaught"... the rest of us are.

Like I said, do something or STFU about it.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:56 am

JHawkBCD wrote:... the problem is, Jeffy ain't the one here taking the "onslaught"

Yes, he is. Sorry to spoil your perpetually bad mood. Try the Boulevard Fall Special.

JHawkSybil wrote:... the rest of us are.

My condolences. :cry:

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:05 am

RadioFan in response to JHawkBTK wrote: Yes, he is. Sorry to spoil your perpetually bad mood. Try the Boulevard Fall Special.

Sound advice, RF; don't mind if I do!

PS: Play nice with BTK. You'd be bitterman too if your school had a fat, stupid coach and was about to be blown out by 70. Here's hoping that the Sooners at least replace their divots before Sunday's game....

Solo · Post by **Solo** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:07 am

jackass007 wrote:

Rack it!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:09 am

Truman wrote:Sure, orc ... It would be an honor to finally read that PM you sent me six weeks ago.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:12 am

Jeff, you see, has personal problems. He takes
the board too seriously, and his 'girlfriend' is a
frozen brat.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:38 am

RadioFan wrote:
JHawkBCD wrote:... the problem is, Jeffy ain't the one here taking the "onslaught"
Yes, he is.

Really?

Looks more like a bunch of jilted homecoming queens crying crocodile tears and messing up their makeup to me.

You fucking suck.

Sorry to spoil your perpetually bad mood.

Bad mood? Trust me, ass clown... I'm laughing. And at the moment, I'm laughing at you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:43 am

JHawkBCD wrote:
Punishment? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Your techniques are about as punishing as being subjected to listening to Fran Drescher reading "War and Peace"...

Seems like punishment enough to me.

...the problem is, Jeffy ain't the one here taking the "onslaught"... the rest of us are.

Nope, not bothering me a bit and doubtful it's hurting anyone else's feelings either, 'cept for Jeff. You seem to be the only one having a "problem" with the thread. You don't have to open it or read it, you know.

Put that bullet back in your pocket before you shoot yourself in the foot.

Oops, too late. Nice meltdown, dork.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:51 am

orcinus wrote:
Truman wrote:Sure, orc ... It would be an honor to finally read that PM you sent me six weeks ago.

:roll:

Hmph. The deliveryboy must've blown a groin or sumpthin. Courier-service from Chicago sure ain't what it used to be....

Qbert · Post by **Qbert** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:22 am

jackass007 wrote:
G.O. wrote:jackass- that's really you? holy crap- you are a scary lookin dude. and i dont mean just cuz you have a big ass knife in your hand :D
what me? I look scary?

jeebus keeRist....last time i saw a mellon like that; i was at a 24hr. choke~n~puke @ 3am half "moellered."

Dude had a similar sized tool in one hand and a fire extinguisher in the other. he was serving up 5 egg "griddle scraping" omlettes like his Parole would be in violation if he stopped.

the place was Full...and everybody got out Happy and Home safe!

PROPS to you 007 on the GREAT Eats!

i left a Tip...btw!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:17 am

JHawkBCD wrote:Trust me, ass clown... I'm laughing.

Very good sig material brother.

Wiegh in or step off, JHawking. This thread is about Jeff being a welcher and a tard, not about you needing attention.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:20 pm

Ain't nothing but passing time RadioFan. When board drama ensues, I just arbitrarily throw up posts, play devil's advocate, and ..... pass time.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:38 pm

War Wagon wrote: You seem to be the only one having a "problem" with the thread.

No, I'm the only one calling you, RadioFan, and your fellow washer-woman compadres out for being a covey of bitching hens that merely cackle and whine about the problem, but don't do shit about it because you're all pussies.

Either vote to ban the fucker or shut up about it.

RadioFan wrote:Wiegh in or step off, JHawking. This thread is about whining over Jeff being a welcher and a tard, but not doing shit about it.

FTFY, you sorry douche.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:06 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:
War Wagon wrote: You seem to be the only one having a "problem" with the thread.
No, I'm the only one calling you, RadioFan, and your fellow washer-woman compadres out for being a covey of bitching hens that merely cackle and whine about the problem, but don't do shit about it because you're all pussies.

I hadn't even posted in this thread until you decided to show your redass, dumbfuck. I could care less whether Jeff does or does not honor his sig bet. No sweat off my balls either way, just as I don't get all puffed up in righteous indignation if others choose to call him on it and have a few laughs at his expense.

Get the fuck over yourself, Barney.

Either vote to ban the fucker or shut up about it.

Last I checked, welching a sig bet doesn't violate board rules, so why should he be banned? The dressing down he's receiving is much more effective than a ban anyway. Banning him would give him an easy way out.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:28 pm

War Wagon wrote:Last I checked, welching a sig bet doesn't violate board rules, so why should he be banned? The dressing down he's receiving is much more effective than a ban anyway.

Oh yeah, you've REALLY dressed him down with that epcot smack y'all have been running.

Rack you, Washer Woman Wagon.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 4:31 pm

Well this thread certainly took on a life of it's own didn't it?

A few thoughts:

Jeff2K5 wear the fucking sig already. I hung one on KC paul a few weeks back that was worse than the one I hung on you. He was a man about it, guess that makes you something less.

:roll:

That being said though it's not something bannable . Not that my vote counts for much but since it's our bet he is welching on I'd rather we just forget the whole thing if it comes to that. One of the reasons I stopped fucking around here and got serious was that I like the fact that so many NFL teams are represented.

Losing a Foreskin fan albeit a tard only weakens the place IMO.

Jeff if you have some sort of problem with me making a sig bet wasn't a good idea then. The whole idea is for the loser to have to sport an embarassing sig, others do it, why can't you?

Anyway that's all I have to say here. It seems to me that I can't do any more to Jeff than he hasn't already done to himself.

This thread has run it's course.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:48 pm

I'm going to start reading over here more for laughs. There are some hidden gems over here for big time chuckles. A week or so ago we had whitey wagon beating the drum over jiminphilly stealing his football picks, and now this week Jeff2K has bogued out. LOL

Old Jeff is sporting some other sig...where did that come from? You guys keep up the good work in here.

Rip City

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:46 pm

I thought Luther was dead..

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:08 pm

No, Luther's not dead.

Like velocet, I just had to run him for a while.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:45 pm

If you're gonna lurk in here, Jeff, at least man up!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:25 pm

RACK this thread.

AREKIVE!!

jackass007 · Post by **jackass007** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:43 pm

I agree, any WELCER thread should be quickly saved to be thrown back at the offending party

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:06 pm

~ POOF ~