Raiders/Chiefs

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:03 am

coming back - holding - BWA!

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:04 am

Holding penalty negates the TD, but Jordan is pretty freaking fast.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:04 am

Were these fuckers watching the Denver game or something?

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:05 am

DasChoads wrote:Man, I can't be the only Chief fan watching the game and wondering exactly when Willie Roaf will be back. Also, I love Priest Holmes, but doesn't Larry Johnson look like a more effective runner?

Thoughts?

Johnson faster and quicker to the hole - Holmes reads his blocks better runs better in traffic

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:06 am

Sounds about right. Jordan's my Fantasy bac, so of course that 50 yard TD was called back.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:07 am

How many nullified TDs can the Raiduhs have in one game? We have 2 so far.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:07 am

too bad that's coming back - Damn Dante is slick

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:08 am

BWA! 'duhfan in the stands after Collins' incompletion on 3rd and long: "He was wide fucking open!"

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:09 am

So close...those pesky blocks in the back....

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:10 am

Felix wrote:So close...those pesky blocks in the back....

Sometimes they get called, too.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:10 am

Why is Suzie korncob a sideline reporter?

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:18 am

KC Scott wrote:Why is Suzie korncob a sideline reporter?

Because some network brainiac thinks the presence of a sideline dyke will increase female viewing.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:27 am

Looks like Gunny may need to start Blitzing -

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:29 am

stuckinia wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Why is Suzie korncob a sideline reporter?
Because some network brainiac thinks the presence of a sideline dyke will increase female viewing.

She is ugly and knows nothing about football - She's a perfect compliment to Sharpe and Tirico in the booth

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:37 am

Is there a fatter, slower, more worthless, steamier pile of shit than Warren Sapp? He gets absolutely NO push up the field and half-asses his way downfield after the play has gone by him.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:38 am

KC Scott wrote:Looks like Gunny may need to start Blitzing -

Gee...... Think I was onto something?

Give Collins time and he can actually hit Moss

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:44 am

With Priest's whopping 1.3 YPC, I can see no reason to plug LJ back in.

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:55 am

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:FUCK ME....can Sterling Sharpe suck Moss' DICK any more tonight????

"Randy's got this [Oakland] defense playing. Because of him and what he brings... this defense is stepping up and taking it to the Chiefs' offense."

Fuck me. They just cut to Moss hawking bags of peanuts in the stands while the offense isn't on the field. Dude hit a guy that must have been ten rows up. The throw was absolutely on a rope.

Kolber's supposed to be doing a post game piece on Moss' impact on the groundskeepers. Should be interesting to see how he has impacted their choice of fertilizer.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:59 am

Red wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Kolber's supposed to be doing a post game piece on Moss' impact on the groundskeepers. Should be interesting to see how he has impacted their choice of fertilizer.

They just scoop up the defecation in the parking lot .

frodo_biguns · Post by **frodo_biguns** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:01 am

That touchdown to Moss almost made me cry. :cry:

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:04 am

drummer wrote: They just scoop up the defecation in the parking lot .

You mean Raiderfan learned to get out of the car before shitting? Wow, the Raiders ARE improved.

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:08 am

JHawkBCD wrote:
drummer wrote: They just scoop up the defecation in the parking lot .
You mean Raiderfan learned to get out of the car before shitting? Wow, the Raiders ARE improved.

Well , they haven't got around to cleaning the car up after taking thier Pitbulls to the local dogfight .

That , and the Rooster crap too .

M2 · Post by M2 » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:11 am

There's only one #18 in the Bay Area...

m2

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:25 am

Could we get a few more penalties please? This game is going way too fast.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:34 am

Dumbass Curry walks off the field on an ankle that's turned sideways???

What, Oakland can't afford a stretcher?

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:34 am

Got real quiet in here .

:crickets:

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:39 am

dodged a bullet there

Rack Sammy Knight.

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:39 am

GOOD NIGHT FOLKS!

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:40 am

BALLGAME

EAT SHIT, FAIDER FAN!!!! BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:40 am

Turn out the lights ... the party's over.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:41 am

Chiefs are playing good.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:41 am

The Raiders are a comedy - Sign the best WR in football and only throw it to him 7 times?

Bwa!

The Raiders can't remember how to win.

Can't wait for James and Tart to break this one down

Red · Post by **Red** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:42 am

"You gotta hand it to the Chiefs. They played very well football."

Absolutely Sterling.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:43 am

bwaaa.. missed that one in the afterglow...

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:43 am

Topped off by robots impregnating giant lizards.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:46 am

KC Scott wrote:
Red wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:That was a TEXTBOOK pushoff. No homerism involved.
I don't know what textbook you're reading, but the arms actually have to be extended for it to be a pushoff. That was no pushoff. If Quittison had been called for the same thing you'd have smashed your keyboard to pieces by now.
Alligator Armed pushoff.

Michael Irvin got away with that his whole career. Why they called that on Moss is beyond me. All receivers do it.. only the good ones are supposed to get the benefit..

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:00 am

orcinus wrote:Topped off by robots impregnating giant lizards.

Was Dusty in Al's suite tonight?

Jeff 2K5 · Post by **Jeff 2K5** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:16 am

orcinus wrote:Topped off by robots impregnating giant lizards.

That was real creepy. :?