Last time in New England…
Chuck Woodson comes hard on a cornerback blitz and knocks the snot out of Brady causing him to fumble. Raiders recover the ball and have the game locked up.
Tommy and the Patriots and the entire Chowder lovin’ stadium instantly flat line.
Coleman’s cronies decide that there is still a chance for the Tags lovin’ Patty Cakes.
Before we know it, Coleman has carried the stadium of cadavers and the entire New England football team to the Pats Semetary.
Tags greets Coleman at the gravesite with shovels and picks.
“We’ll be fixin’ the league” tags nervously stammers.
Coleman asked “How are we gonna bring this one back without pissing off old school football fans?”
“Who cares about the so called hard core fans? The spirit of the game will be killed and reborn tonight and the dead will roar.”
Coleman brings his buried face out of the replay and jogs his dirt covered ass back to the center of the field where he pronounces the Raiders dead and the Pats...alive.
As Tags predicted, the chowd zombies gather around and inhale the fowl essence fed to them by Coleman and crew while embracing one another and eating each others brains.
The Raiders must turn the Pat Semetary back to the hell from which they were born.
Raiders 27
Patty Cunts 23
Season opener, Raiduhs v Patsies........call it
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LMAO Aaron.
No Richard Seymour, no Teddy Bruschi, no Ted Johnson = a big day for Lamont Jordan. Chad Brown gives up quite a few lbs to Johnson and isn't as good against the run. Run defense will be a recurring problem for NE this season.
Still I think NE’s D outplays Oaktown’s D.
Agree with those who think the Raiduh’s will cover.
NE - 27
Oak - 21
No Richard Seymour, no Teddy Bruschi, no Ted Johnson = a big day for Lamont Jordan. Chad Brown gives up quite a few lbs to Johnson and isn't as good against the run. Run defense will be a recurring problem for NE this season.
Still I think NE’s D outplays Oaktown’s D.
Agree with those who think the Raiduh’s will cover.
NE - 27
Oak - 21
Joe in PB wrote:LMAO Aaron.
No Richard Seymour, no Teddy Bruschi, no Ted Johnson = a big day for Lamont Jordan. Chad Brown gives up quite a few lbs to Johnson and isn't as good against the run. Run defense will be a recurring problem for NE this season.
Still I think NE’s D outplays Oaktown’s D.
Agree with those who think the Raiduh’s will cover.
NE - 27
Oak - 21
And what happened to Richard Seymour? Did he get hurt when I wasn't looking?
Pats are going to use alot of 4-3 this year I believe. A d-line of Seymour, Vince Wilfork, Ty Warren, and Jarvis Green/Willie McGinest. Go with your strength and they have alot of good young depth on d-line.