Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24

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Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24

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Slash and Stapleton? Huh?
YES! More please.
One of the best remakes I have heard in a while.



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The subject line don't lie fellers ... it's 4-20.
Who's gonna be blazin' today?
The once taboo subject is now perfectly legal in
my seriously fucked up, bible thumping red state.
Gotta love them tax dollars being collected.
Weed never was my jam. I just never cared for
the buzz. They can dress this shit up however
they want with the vapes, edibles and all that,
but it's still the same old annoying buzz.
I must say though, crossfading a toot w/ a beer and
a couple of shots occasionally ain't half bad, and is fairly
forgiving on the waistline.

3 day weekend here in FOC. We kicked things off on Thursday
night by heading out to catch Jimmy Carr. I love this dude, and
not about to miss his show live. He did not disappoint. He retold
a few of his oldies, but 99% of the show was all new material.
He was on point and managed to crack a joke or two that would
offend just about everyone.
The most offended of the night award likely goes to the millennial
dipshit that was seated next to me. Typical, bearded twat, about
30 lbs overweight. About 15 minutes into the show, I notice this
guy is just sitting there, arms crossed, and not even cracking a
smile. Meanwhile, I'm busting a gut with every punch line.
Mr. Happy continues just sitting there for the next 20 minutes or
so with a giant stick up his ass when Jimmy lets loose with an
abortion joke. Millennial dipshit lets out a grunt that is clearly
audible over everyone else's laughter. Immediately, Jimmy starts
into his next joke and clearly stating that it is about abortion ...
immediately, the bearded fat fuck springs to his feet, grabs the
hand of his gal and announces, "THAT"S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!"
All of us around him busted out with as much laughter as we
had at any other point in the night. I am still perplexed at why
the hell an uptight dildo like that was even at the show.
If you were not aware ... JC has a brand show on Netflix as well.

https://www.netflix.com/title/81679673

Great stuff.

M o t W

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I wish the pics where of a better quality. I would
have made this a rank'em. Top pic is nothing more than
standard bims. That bottom pic though.... now we are talking.
1st on left, bottom row in the green.. you gots to go. Next row
up, 2nd from left in the black, and top row 2nd from left in the
blue/grey you gots to go as well. All 3 of y'all ... find a treadmill
and some salad, then try this again in 6 months or so.
The rest of them .... oh yeah. Looks like some prime porkin'.

Winding up this WRC... yes, we are without any nog memes
even though they seemed to have stirred up a little banter
last week, and the puppet still continues to lie and be as
uptight as the bearded millennial dipshit at JC. Do not
despair. They will make a triumphant return at some point.
Speaking of the puppet ... I likely took things a little too far
in the masters thread. I pulled the wrong string and had him
make a damn fool of himself, that resulted in a bit of pile on
for his fauxpaux. I know, I know. You all had a good laugh at
his headupassness. Just know he is without blame. He just
dances when I pull the strings.

Happy Weekend, Y'all.
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Starting off the day and now posting from the hot tub. My back has been brutal lately and thankfully the next epidural is scheduled for Thursday. Hot tub sessions are amazing for muscle relaxation but don't affect nerve pain. But the tub helps and because of that, I haven't been taking as many pills as before.

Legislative Session continues. Really like the new entity that I work for and the people there. And in terms of getting the bills passed, it is MUCH easier now as compared to where I was before, and so that's nice.

Wife told me last night that friends are coming over for dinner tonight and I'm cooking. Thanks for the advance notice. So after the haircut I'm off to the grocery store. Not sure what I'm cooking yet but probably will be something on the grill. Really happy with the grill btw, and thank you kcdave for talking me thru grill stuff earlier.

That's it for now, y'all have a good one.
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IN

Filed my corporate taxes on the 15th. You'll be happy to know I paid my fair share. Wish I could select how the government spends my contribution. Best I can do is help select a few of the people whom spend it, then sit back and watch them quid pro quo with the other side until no bad idea goes unfunded...ever. Yay bipartisanship!

Weather's good. We're about half way through mud season and it's been a very reasonable season so far. Thanks klymut chaynge for warming this frozen tundra! Not last year though. Khlymut Chayng was on hold last year but it's back now, and I appreciate it.

I'll help Dave with the Racist Memes.

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Sitting at a bar, vodka cocktail in front of me, in Charlotte Airport awaiting my connecting flight to Tampa. Spending the next 6 days on Treasure Island relaxing, fishing off the back dock whenever I feel like it, and having afternoon cocktails.

Enjoy your weekend, everyone.
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^^^^^^
anywhere near Fort Myers ???
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:18 pm Image
OK, that was funny
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I did the usual Saturday morning farmers market and Costco run. I wish I could make it to Tune Town tonight - it should be an epic show. Unfortunately I probably won’t be available and will have to catch up with the recording.

Edit…oops I guess I already missed this week’s show 😳
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Mikey wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:11 pmI wish I could make it to Tune Town tonight - it should be an epic show. Unfortunately I probably won’t be available and will have to catch up with the recording.

Edit…oops I guess I already missed this week’s show 😳


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Roux wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 1:22 pmNot sure what I'm cooking yet but probably will be something on the grill.
Steak, chicken, and shrimp kabobs. We all ate like it was Thanksgiving, this definitely was one of my better efforts.

And rack the LSU gymnastics team winning their first national championship today.
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Smackie Chan wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:50 pm
Mikey wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 9:11 pmI wish I could make it to Tune Town tonight - it should be an epic show. Unfortunately I probably won’t be available and will have to catch up with the recording.

Edit…oops I guess I already missed this week’s show 😳


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