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When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual.

In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did not even have to coerce them to do so.

Any woman with a neck tattoo is completely psycho. And if any tattoo is visible on a woman when I see her, she is forever unjerkable.

Those are my standards and that is how I see it.
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Slap wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:40 pm When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual.

In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did not even have to coerce them to do so.

Any woman with a neck tattoo is completely psycho. And if any tattoo is visible on a woman when I see her, she is forever unjerkable.

Those are my standards and that is how I see it.
What about this chick with a neck tattoo?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Qd-khIGFSA
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You want happy ending?
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my take--- I never saw a woman with "ink" that made her prettier.
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Neck tats = criminal.

Face tats, worse.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:52 am What about this chick with a neck tattoo?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Qd-khIGFSA
What tattoo?
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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:58 pm What tattoo?
Social media, specifically Instagram, just blows my mind. This "guy" has an account called "Street Food Journey," which ostensibly is about street food. It's barely about street food, it's about the same 10 Asian chicks, I think Thai, making food with their giant boobs hanging out.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. The guys there won't have to worry about competition from Wolftard because they might have an icky tattoo or something.
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Tattoos are intended to send a message. That message might be, "I'm so unique and special I put some bullshit on my body!"

Or it might be, "I don't know how marketing works so check out my Nike logos I wear FOR FREE."

Maybe, "I don't want you to forget my name so I tattooed it on my lower back."

Or even, "I love Jack Smith so much I got his face on my arm, then I roll up my sleeve while I'm riding the bus in DC so everyone knows how much I hate the bad orange man."

Neck and face tattoos are in a category all their own. Immediately they say, "My fucks are so depleted, I'm going to deface my face and if that means I can't get a job, fuck jobs; if my ugly mug can't get a girlfriend, then fuck girlfriends; I have no problem doing crime and fucking meth whores until I die in a bar fight."

You don't start shit with neck tattoo guy. Period. He has no fucks to give you or anyone else. That being said, I've known some tatted up badasses who were the most loyal and hardworking dudes you'll ever meet. One of my yard apes was on intensive supervised probation and he couldn't leave the county so he managed the yard. Never saw the guy dicking around on his phone or hiding behind the waste oil tank reading Hot Rod Magazine. He worked hard, kept himself busy, and when he got permission to work with us in Williams County the guy was a machine. Sometimes guys just need a chance. Not without risk though. A guy with zero fucks will also steal you blind and diddle your kids. Approach with caution.
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Wolfman wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:19 am my take--- I never saw a woman with "ink" that made her prettier.
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My wife and I assume we are the only couple in this country sporting zero tattoos.
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There are others. Just sayin.
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I am in Korea now for a short time.

% of folks sporting neck tattoos is about -----> .001%.


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Softball Bat wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:05 pm I am in Korea now for a short time.

% of folks sporting neck tattoos is about -----> .001%.
Smart populace.
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I was told there would be no math.
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While I might wonder why someone would ink their neck or anywhere else for that matter, I also wonder why people drink port, or sparkling rose, or mescal, or listen to the Cure or Dixie Chicks.

But there is a reason all of that exists and people consume it. But I don’t have to participate or hire them.
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poptart wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:05 pm I am in Korea now for a short time.

% of folks sporting neck tattoos is about -----> .001%.
I did see a young fella with a neck tat' today.

Young man opted to permanently ink a colorful ---> growling dog <--- onto his neck.

Future employers will no doubt be greatly impressed.
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Young man opted to permanently ink a colorful ---> growling dog <--- onto his neck.
His favorite dish?
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Carson wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:41 am
Young man opted to permanently ink a colorful ---> growling dog <--- onto his neck.
His favorite dish?
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I had heard about Tom Brady's "I'm not opposed to coming back," remarks, but I did not realize Tom said those things to -----> neck tattoo guy.







The 26?

His IQ, I assume.
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 1:31 pm I had heard about Tom Brady's "I'm not opposed to coming back," remarks, but I did not realize Tom said those things to -----> neck tattoo guy.







The 26?

His IQ, I assume.
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Russian dude I used to work with said tattoos are for carnival workers and sailors.

Zero tats here. Retired Navy and as a 9 year old, Carnie was my dream job.


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smackaholic wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:16 pm Russian dude I used to work with said tattoos are for carnival workers and sailors.

Zero tats here. Retired Navy and as a 9 year old, Carnie was my dream job.
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