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Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

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New Bon Jovi



Not a fan of this tune. Sorry I watched the vid.

Bright and sunny all weekend in FOC but a strong NW
breeze, and falling dewpoints will put a little chill in
the air. With St Pat's Day coming tomorrow there is
a 100% chance of green beer and Jameson flowing this
evening.

Let's go ahead and wad screwloose's panties early.

Image

The rest of this WRC will be taking a slight turn from the
norm .....

A couple of things caught my attention this week -

The local morning radio shock guy had the dude on that
sells sex dolls. The link may offend some, and is NSFW-
view w/ discretion .........

!!! https://onlydolls.com/ !!!

I don't get it. Granted, these have come along way from
the glorified beach ball blowups that you would see at
frat parties back in the day, but come on. Who actually
buys these? Not everyone has a significant other, or even
a regular bootie call. Ok, whatever. But how do you get to
a place where you drop a G or more to pretend you are
fucking someone? Did Pornhub lose it's appeal or do you live
in a state that has blocked access? - More on that below ...
I see they offer male versions and shemale as well. Besides
screwloose, who is buying one of those? Are chicks buying
fake dudes, or just fags? I was disappointed that the host
didn't ask that question. I look forward to your comments.

As for the Pornhub issue .....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pornhub-disa ... 30562.html

So many questions with this.
Do you live in one of these states?
How exactly do you prove you are 18?
Do VPN's eliminate this hassle?
What are horny teens doing in these states?
Have they found work arounds?

Teens have had it made for a couple of decades now with
the internet and fresh jerk off material a key stroke away.
They have no idea about the hassles their predecessors went
thru. Teens today have had endless, Playboy quality puss in
full, 1080 or even 4k. Remember squinting so hard to see thru
the snowy screen on late night, scrambled cable channels?
20 Minute work out on tv when the only tv in the house was
in the living room. If you were really lucky you had a friend
that stole a Penthouse from his old mans stash, or someone
that had an older brother buy a Hustler and was kind enough to
lend it to you, crusty pages and all.
I get that uptight, christian conservative kooks feel that doing
something to "protect the children," is better than ignoring
the issue. Funny that none of them see this way in any form
of sensible gun control, but that's a topic for another day.

But we all know the cow is out of the barn and horny teens
will get their jerk on no matter what. 99% of me thinks this
is horse shit. But 1% of me does see some good in teens actually
getting up out of the house and possibly looking for a real,
live girl to put their deeks in.

Happy weekend, Y'all.
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Why don't you ask Carson about his experience with sex dolls?

And here I was thinking that it was the parents responsibility to monitor what their kids do on the internet and on their phones. Apparently it is the government's responsibility to parent the children in these states. So much for those "I want government so small I can drown it in a bathtub" conservatives.
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Bon Jovi?! WTF?!?!

[youtube3] https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOf81HkmyQ[/youtube3]



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOf81HkmyQ

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IN. Passed all tests at my Cardiologist yesterday. He says I'm in good shapefor 84. Good enough for me. Hope for tunes tonight from the desert.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:33 pm Why don't you ask Carson about his experience with sex dolls?

I must have missed this when it was discussed before. Carson can you update? With the new technology robots and AI, it isn't that surprising to me, and I think we'll see more and more of it in the future.

Rack the wolfman's good test results.

LSU played the first SEC game of the season last night and lost at Miss State. Hope the Tigers can come back to win the series.

The legislative Session has started and life is busy. I'm now working for a different entity and am in awe of their effort and process. Definitely in a great spot now.

Bought a gas grill and today's project is to get it put together. No doubt that's going to take a few hours.

Oh wait, let me add this. My cousin's husband almost died yesterday. He was at their camp, just a normal afternoon, until it wasn't. He looked towards the south and it was absolute "angry darkness". A tornado had formed and headed right at him, he thought he was about to die. Damn thing came within 20 yards of the camp and somehow didn't harm it at all. Big pine trees there, tornado snapped one in half and the one just a few feet from it not affected at all. Scared the hell out of him.

Time for a bowl of cereal and then to start on the grill. Y'all have a good one
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I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.
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Roux wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 2:27 pmBought a gas grill and today's project is to get it put together. No doubt that's going to take a few hours.
WTF???? If you bought a grill from Ace, they could have delivered AND assembled for you and hauled your old one away if you had one all for free!

But, too little too late for that. What kind did you get and what will be its maiden voyage?

I still have my Weber Spirit I bought from Ace (and they delivered and professionally assembled) I think it's been 5-6 years now. No, Dave, I still have not gotten around to the igniting issue. Main burner still ignites with the button. The other two burners do still ignite; I just need to use a long lighter to get them going. Otherwise it still works absolutely beautifully.

I bought some pork steaks this past week (it's a St. Louis thing) and I'm going to try this recipe that comes closest to what my grandpa and my uncles did for family gatherings. https://porterroad.com/blogs/news/st-louis-pork-steak

In addition, I'm going to use a smoker box because it's best to smoke something if BBQ sauce is intended.

Spring has taken a break for a while. We had warmer weather earlier this week, but then some severe weather came through and we're only supposed to be in the 50s and 60s this week with a, hopefully, final freeze on Monday night. Trees are growing leaves earlier than ever this year.
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d-townmike wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:13 pm What kind did you get and what will be its maiden voyage?
What I wanted was a 26" Weber kettle. But the wife wanted a gas grill, so after much online shopping and comparing, I got a Napoleon Prestige 500. The comparable Weber did not have a rotisserie back burner and I wanted that. Now at step 4 of a long assembly process. But all good. Just slowly making progress, drinking coffee and Bailey's, and listening to Spotify.

Not sure what will be the first cook on it. Maybe Cornish game hens on the rotisserie? We'll see.

Also, hot tub arrives on Monday. :dance1:
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Wolfman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:24 pm Hope for tunes tonight from the desert.
Glad to hear you were given a clean bill of health. Tunes should be forthcoming, albeit an hour later than has been the case since y’all are now on DST. Start time is 8 Eastern/5 Pacific/0000 Zulu.
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Carson wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:06 pm I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eat my shit
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Wolfman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:24 pm IN. Passed all tests at my Cardiologist yesterday. He says I'm in good shapefor 84.
Unfortunately the doctor meant 1984....
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Smackie Chan wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:18 pm
Wolfman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:24 pm Hope for tunes tonight from the desert.
Glad to hear you were given a clean bill of health. Tunes should be forthcoming, albeit an hour later than has been the case since y’all are now on DST. Start time is 8 Eastern/5 Pacific/0000 Zulu.
Same time as usualm for you though.

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Diego in Seattle wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 6:04 pm
Wolfman wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:24 pm IN. Passed all tests at my Cardiologist yesterday. He says I'm in good shapefor 84.
Unfortunately the doctor meant 1984....
Nicely done
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d-townmike wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:13 pmI still have my Weber Spirit I bought from Ace (and they delivered and professionally assembled) I think it's been 5-6 years now. No, Dave, I still have not gotten around to the igniting issue. Main burner still ignites with the button. The other two burners do still ignite; I just need to use a long lighter to get them going. Otherwise it still works absolutely beautifully.
A blind retard could fix that in under 30 minutes.
Come on Bro!

Roux wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:18 pmI got a Napoleon Prestige 500.
I am a die hard Weber guy, but Napoleon's are some damn fine grills.
You are correct with your comparisons also. Side by side, dollar for
dollar the Prestige is equal if not better than the Genesis at this point.
Buy a little smoker box and toss in some wood chips when you want
to add a little flavor to your food.
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Roux wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:19 pm
kcdave wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:52 am Side by side, dollar for
dollar the Prestige is equal if not better than the Genesis at this point.
:shock:

Words that I thought I'd never see from you.
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I have a four burner Weber Genesis (LP) that I’ve been using for prolly five years. It works great but sometimes I feel like it doesn’t get hot enough. Like for some thinly sliced flap meat for carne asada you can’t get a good sear without overcooking it. Last year I picked up a heavy cast iron grill plate (flat griddle on one side and grill lines on the other) that heats up really hot in there. I’ve used it mostly for fish fillets and veggies so far but may start experimenting more with meat.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:53 pm flap meat
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Gorss. 🤮

Now how am I supposed to eat corned beef and cabbage this afternoon?
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kcdave wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:26 am New Bon Jovi



Not a fan of this tune. Sorry I watched the vid.

Bright and sunny all weekend in FOC but a strong NW
breeze, and falling dewpoints will put a little chill in
the air. With St Pat's Day coming tomorrow there is
a 100% chance of green beer and Jameson flowing this
evening.

Let's go ahead and wad screwloose's panties early.

Image

The rest of this WRC will be taking a slight turn from the
norm .....

A couple of things caught my attention this week -

The local morning radio shock guy had the dude on that
sells sex dolls. The link may offend some, and is NSFW-
view w/ discretion .........

!!! https://onlydolls.com/ !!!

I don't get it. Granted, these have come along way from
the glorified beach ball blowups that you would see at
frat parties back in the day, but come on. Who actually
buys these? Not everyone has a significant other, or even
a regular bootie call. Ok, whatever. But how do you get to
a place where you drop a G or more to pretend you are
fucking someone? Did Pornhub lose it's appeal or do you live
in a state that has blocked access? - More on that below ...
I see they offer male versions and shemale as well. Besides
screwloose, who is buying one of those? Are chicks buying
fake dudes, or just fags? I was disappointed that the host
didn't ask that question. I look forward to your comments.

As for the Pornhub issue .....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pornhub-disa ... 30562.html

So many questions with this.
Do you live in one of these states?
How exactly do you prove you are 18?
Do VPN's eliminate this hassle?
What are horny teens doing in these states?
Have they found work arounds?

Teens have had it made for a couple of decades now with
the internet and fresh jerk off material a key stroke away.
They have no idea about the hassles their predecessors went
thru. Teens today have had endless, Playboy quality puss in
full, 1080 or even 4k. Remember squinting so hard to see thru
the snowy screen on late night, scrambled cable channels?
20 Minute work out on tv when the only tv in the house was
in the living room. If you were really lucky you had a friend
that stole a Penthouse from his old mans stash, or someone
that had an older brother buy a Hustler and was kind enough to
lend it to you, crusty pages and all.
I get that uptight, christian conservative kooks feel that doing
something to "protect the children," is better than ignoring
the issue. Funny that none of them see this way in any form
of sensible gun control, but that's a topic for another day.

But we all know the cow is out of the barn and horny teens
will get their jerk on no matter what. 99% of me thinks this
is horse shit. But 1% of me does see some good in teens actually
getting up out of the house and possibly looking for a real,
live girl to put their deeks in.

Happy weekend, Y'all.
Ah Bongiovi...

Derivative, banal melody and lyrics...check
Over-produced video...check

Please go back to the "Runaway" days...
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Sven Golly wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 5:52 pm Ah Bongiovi...

Derivative, banal melody and lyrics...check
Over-produced video...check

Please go back to the "Runaway" days...
How ‘bout they just go away period?
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I'd rather hear Banjo-vi.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:05 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:53 pm flap meat
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TIA for never posting that pic again. Jeebus.

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Geez. That sammich could swallow a whole midget.
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kcdave wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:26 amI see they offer male versions and shemale as well. Besides screwloose, who is buying one of those?
As if he has the closet space to store one.
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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