Weekend Roll Call 6-10-23

[kcdave]

Not that it's particularly difficult, but I like this chick better
than Ozzy. These bitches are legit. They should team up with the
Iron Maidens and tour together.



I saw I finally hit my first ever DP pick this week. I am not
one to kick dirt on the deceased, so I will not be celebrating
his passing or anything like that. If anything, I guess his antics
should be admired here, as dude was a troll if there ever was one.
He had to have sat back and laughed at night knowing that he
had completely bullshitted his way thru the whole day.
Pat Robertson actually continued to walk around, bilking mindless
thumpers out of their hard earned cash until he was 93.
This may be the single greatest piece of proof that atheists
and agnostics have ever had to support our claims.

KC's favorite Pat Mahomes has finally moved this spring into his
new crib. From all reports its a fucking palace sitting on 8 acres
in a secured community on the far south side of the city.
No pics yet. However, the old crib is up for sale now if you
happen to have 2.9 mill.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1257 ... ftJrefC7aw

Did d-town really get banned, or was he just yanking our chains?
Does nog = banned? For real? Will I be banned for even bringing up the
topic? If so, maybe we should consider adding a true smack forum,
or at least one that's for adults. Cul de Woke banning someone for "nog,"
is lame. We don't need some full blown racist piece of shit calling
for violence, or any true hate speak. But mutha fucker, none of us are blind. 
Every damn race has their certain proclivities in their majorities and
to deny that they do so is ignorant and oblivious.  There is no harm in
pointing out the obvious either when done with a bit of wit, and lacking
any true malice.

Off to the city at the ass crack of dawn this morning on some grill biz.
Weather looks to spoil my plans of getting hammered pool side this afternoon,
so I may end up only getting half-hammered at home instead. Either way,
birra tacos are on the dinner menu.

Happy weekend, Y'all.

[Softball Bat]

I don't think d-town was banned.

Have a good weekend, dave!

[Screw_Michigan]

Nothing like a nice conspiracy theory among the racists that one of their own got banned.

[Kierland]

kcdave: I agree with Qtown that Blacks are lazy.

Dig that hole you kid diddling weirdo.

[d-townmike]

I'm still in. Was just seeing how sensitive this place is to using former .net lingo no matter how much truth there is to it.

We were at the Cardinals game last night. They were doing the "pride night" which they caved to the pressure several years ago. Thing is, there was exactly ZERO anything alphabet mafia related the whole game! They did a pregame interview with some representative from a local alphabet mafia chapter looking for new recruits but that was it. And we saw just a handful of rainbow logo wearing fans the whole time too. It was wonderful not seeing all that especially when other stadiums (i.e. Denver, San Francisco) would have made it a full night event. Thank God they made a bigger deal about Youth in Sports because that was the other theme for the night.

My 6 year old got to walk around the warning track with his team and his coach prior to the game.... along with about 2500 kids and coaches as well of all little league levels in our area.

So props to the Cardinals for keeping "pride night" to an absolute minimum mostly to keep the alphabet mafia representatives at bay. You would not have been able to tell it was "pride night" at all. Only one other MLB team continues to resist and that is the Texas Rangers.

Sunny and warm to start the day. Will be mowing the half-acre before some much needed rain is forecast to come in tonight and tomorrow.

[Kierland]

There is no truth to you racist POS.

[d-townmike]

Is that all you have? Just call everyone a racist if you can't come up with anything else.

[Kierland]

Dumb fucks like you make it super easy.

Qtown: bLaCKs R lAZy

Me: wow that’s fucking racist

Qtown: that’s all you got!?!

So yeah there is not really a need for any deep dive here, you’re just that horrible.

[Softball Bat]

It was wonderful not seeing all that especially when other stadiums (i.e. Denver, San Francisco)

[Kierland]

Yeah on top of being a racist he is also intolerant of people in dresses and the gays.

He is human garbage.

[d-townmike]

[Kierland]

Yuck it up twat.

[Jesus H Christ]

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

[Donnie Baker's Ghost]

The thin skins in this shithole are staggaring. How did so many dudes turn into butthurt adolescent girls? Most of you are a fucking embarrassment.

[Kierland]

WTF are you babbling on about now?

[Mikey]

LOL I think donnie has somehow been triggered.

[mvscal]

Is that all you have?

You must be gnu here.

[mvscal]

It was wonderful not seeing all that especially when other stadiums (i.e. Denver, San Francisco)

Why does he hate lipstick?!?

[Mikey]

I’m not sure what being a “man of faith” has to do with anything LGBTQ. I’m pretty sure that the Bible doesn’t mention it anywhere, not does Jesus condemn it. But if you consider the corrupt “Christian” autocracy to be the ultimate arbiters all things moral and immoral, then I guess I just feel sorry for you that you can’t think for yourself.

[mvscal]

Really? You're "pretty sure' the Bible doesn't have anything to say about homosexuality?

Is that your take?

[Kierland]

Is that all you have?

You must be gnu here.

Says the King of Denial.

[Kierland]

It was wonderful not seeing all that especially when other stadiums (i.e. Denver, San Francisco)

Why does he hate lipstick?!?

I’m really good at sniping from the sidelines. Engaging? Oh no so far to stupid for that.

Sin,
Pedokkkal

[Mikey]

Really? You're "pretty sure' the Bible doesn't have anything to say about homosexuality?

Is that your take?

I’m not a biblical scholar. So why don’t you list each passage and give us your interpretation.

[Softball Bat]

Really? You're "pretty sure' the Bible doesn't have anything to say about homosexuality?

Is that your take?

I’m not a biblical scholar. So why don’t you list each passage and give us your interpretation.

Deuteronomy 22:5
Leviticus 18:22
1Corinthians 6:9-11
Matthew 19:4
Genesis 1:27-28
Romans 1:18-32

No interpretation is really needed.

[Softball Bat]

I am not in favor of anyone being attacked.

Of the verses/passages I cited, it is my wish for people to read 1Corinthians 6:9-11, and pay attention to verse 11.

[Mikey]

I’d like to see where it’s mentioned in the 10 Commandments or anywhere in Jesus’s teachings. There’s a lot of crap in the Old Testament that’s completely irrelevant to today’s world. I love the way many “Christians” pick and choose parts of the Bible to justify their abhorrent behavior and conveniently ignore the parts they don’t like.

[Mikey]

If you actually think Jesus would support the Republican attacks on LGBT, then you have completely missed His message.

Matthew 22:35-40

But again, it doesn't matter what the Bible says when it comes to public policy.

This is another good one, especially for those that use the Old Testament as justification for what they do.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?s ... ersion=NIV

The knuckle dragging asshole might do well reading Matthew 7:1-3.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?s ... ersion=NIV

[Softball Bat]

I’d like to see where it’s mentioned in the 10 Commandments or anywhere in Jesus’s teachings.

Jesus is God, and He spoke about this in the OT in Deuteronomy 22:5 and Leviticus 18:22 (and elsewhere).

When God came to us in human form (Jesus), He verified His intention (given in Genesis 1:27-28) that there are men and there are women.
Men and women are to procreate.
Jesus verified this to us in Matthew 19:4-5.

[kcdave]

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

Oh yeah? How so?
Specificity would be appreciated.

[Screw_Michigan]

Oh yeah? How so?
Specificity would be appreciated.

How dare you question Jesus

[Diego in Seattle]

When it comes to public policy and establishing laws, who gives a shit what the Bible says about anything? Or any other religious text?

This, all fucking day long & all fucking night long!

[Meat Head]

[Mikey]

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.

Oh yeah? How so?
Specificity would be appreciated.

I think he was being facetious. But who am I to interpret our Lord and Savior? I don’t even go to Mass anymore.

[Mikey]

I’d like to see where it’s mentioned in the 10 Commandments or anywhere in Jesus’s teachings.

Jesus is God, and He spoke about this in the OT in Deuteronomy 22:5 and Leviticus 18:22 (and elsewhere).

When God came to us in human form (Jesus), He verified His intention (given in Genesis 1:27-28) that there are men and there are women.
Men and women are to procreate.
Jesus verified this to us in Matthew 19:4-5.

That doesn’t mean He was prohibiting other activities. The fifth commandment says to honor your father and mother. Does that prohibit you from honoring your sister and brother?

Or in mvscal’s case, your neighbor’s 14 year old daughter?

[Sudden Sam]

Chip, are you at Box?

Congrats!

[Kierland]

Looks like a pretty good pic to me. Conveys the joy that was undoubtedly present.
9/10

[Screw_Michigan]

Looks like the older guys here need a T1B class on digital photography basics and BB code

[Softball Bat]

This place sucks horse cocks,

[Meat Head]

Looks like a pretty good pic to me. Conveys the joy that was undoubtedly present.
9/10

Are you not feeling well? That was a solid positive post, right to the heart it.

Fell out of my chair

[Mikey]

Looks like the older guys here need a T1B class on digital photography basics and BB code

I could use a lesson in two-handed thumb typing.