California Lawyer goes T1B in Settlement Negotiations

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When opposing counsel then begins to refer to you as a “cumstain” and a “limp dick mother f*cker,” you may realize that your settlement talks have gone completely off the rails.
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We need more of this, too much legalese in our everyday lives that most don't understand. Plain, simple English (mother fuckers) is something we can all understand.
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Dec 16th should be interesting for Mr. Hook.

Personally I see nothing wrong with what he did. The judge should be giving him a medal. Fuck for profit insurance companies and their lackey attorneys.
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88 wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:16 pm This one is just too fun not to share Bobby42-like:

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-f ... ions/?rf=1
BTW- you are a yellow greedy nazi fucking POS and if god had any sense he would have left you with a dirt floor in Appalachia you horrible fucking tard.
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Kierland wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:59 pm if god had any sense he would have left you with a dirt floor in Appalachia you horrible fucking tard.
If he truly had any sense you would be a glob of rotting human tissue attached to a coat hanger removed from your mothers vile bloody stinking cunt in some alley in Tijuana.

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Kierland wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:59 pm BTW- you are a yellow greedy nazi fucking POS and if god had any sense he would have left you with a dirt floor in Appalachia you horrible fucking tard.

wow

that was NOT nice

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Derron wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:07 pm
If he truly had any sense you would be a glob of rotting human tissue attached to a coat hanger removed from your mothers vile bloody stinking cunt in some alley in Tijuana.
sweet christmas crackers

Derron just doubled down on NOT nice

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88 wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:16 pm This one is just too fun not to share Bobby42-like:

https://abovethelaw.com/2019/12/small-f ... ions/?rf=1
Can the couple get their money after hiring a new attorney to represent them? Is it possible Mr. Hooks was paid off to act this way? Did the couple tell him to write those things?
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88 wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:38 am
Kierland wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:56 pm Dec 16th should be interesting for Mr. Hook.

Personally I see nothing wrong with what he did. The judge should be giving him a medal. Fuck for profit insurance companies and their lackey attorneys.
You are a poster child for the debasement of professionalism. It does not surprise me at all that you would jump on board with a lawyer who clearly cannot carry out his obligation to represent his clients within the ethical boundaries the rest of us easily navigate within. You should exercise your First Amendment right to take a shit on the head of the next Municipal Magistrate’s Assistant you find yourself presenting a gigantic case to. Should be epic.
Oh simmer down Nancy. I know they get to act like pigs and neither Mr. Hook nor I get to point that out, except in the most polite of terms. Happy Mr. Applecart Driver?
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It was pretty funny when a fellow attorney’s client got froggy with a judge a few years back and the judge threatened him with 10 days for contempt. His reply: “Fuck You, make it 20.”
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I’m not taking it back. He should get a medal. I’m simply acknowledging that it won’t happen because of like decorum and junk.

Which head of the two headed monster are you voting for?
Fucking tard.
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