Colin Kaepernick

[EAP]

Watched the clown show workout. He looks like a self absorbed prima donna. As arrogant as ever. Got that 70's street pimp look down pat.

As a business owner, that punk works for me! You show up for work wearing socks that say police officers are pigs, offending 35,000 of my paying customers?
Get the fuck out you GOT DAMN PUNK! you're fired!
That being said.
Wonder if he's learned any valuable life lessons in 3 years.

Of course half the owners may be left wing socialists theirselves, so who knows?

[Wolfman]

Just another media celebrity who will not just go away.

[Ban Kierfag]

Watched the clown show workout. He looks like a self absorbed prima donna. As arrogant as ever. Got that 70's street pimp look down pat.

As a business owner, that punk works for me! You show up for work wearing socks that say police officers are pigs, offending 35,000 of my paying customers? Get the fuck out you GOT DAMN PUNK! you're fired!

Don't forget the "KUNTA KINTE" Shirt
with the BLACK POWER KILL WHITEY Emblem....

[Kierland]

Montreal wanted him. He didn’t want to play in the CFL. Do you have any other dumb questions you stupid racist fuck?

[EAP]

Watched the clown show workout. He looks like a self absorbed prima donna. As arrogant as ever. Got that 70's street pimp look down pat.

As a business owner, that punk works for me! You show up for work wearing socks that say police officers are pigs, offending 35,000 of my paying customers? Get the fuck out you GOT DAMN PUNK! you're fired!

Don't forget the "KUNTA KINTE" Shirt
with the BLACK POWER KILL WHITEY Emblem....

Totally missed the kunta kinte shirt.
Thanks for that.

In his self absorbed mind, he's way too great for the CFL.

[EAP]

Montreal wanted him. He didn’t want to play in the CFL. Do you have any other dumb questions you stupid racist fuck?

In his racist mind, he's way too good for the CFL.
I bet a racist pimp like Colin views himself as better than Tim Tebow even. What a racist dirtbag. What's with his 70's porn afro? Tell me he's not driving one of those 75 Cadillac Eldorado pimp edition 27 foot extended coupes with the gold rolls royce grilles, and the genuine sheep lined seat covers.

[smackaholic]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

He is just the latest version of something we've seen before, many times. The athletic QB that thinks he can make his style of offense work in the NFL. Inevitably, the NFL figures out a way to shut it down. Michael Vick managed to make it work for a while, but he was far better than this douche.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

He can replace 7 starting NFL QB's today...

[smackaholic]

Are you some sort of psychic, Marty?

There may be 7 starters that suck ass and I am sure there are a number of backups that would start, were they on the teams, but Colin sucked 4 years ago. What makes you think he wouldn't suck worse after a long layoff.

[EAP]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

He can replace 7 starting NFL QB's today...

Ok. I'll raise you.
Brett Favre can replace 19 starters today still.
He still works out, as evidenced by those copper fit infomercials.

Fuck yeah I'd take Favre over kap.

[mvscal]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

Of course it does. Don't be stupid. He baseline talent is sufficient to make a modest living as a journeyman backup, if his ego would allow it. The bottom line is that there isn't a team in the league that is going to be willing to put up with the clown show distraction surrounding him for a backup player of limited utility.

[smackaholic]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

Of course it does. Don't be stupid. He baseline talent is sufficient to make a modest living as a journeyman backup, if his ego would allow it. The bottom line is that there isn't a team in the league that is going to be willing to put up with the clown show distraction surrounding him for a backup player of limited utility.

Ok, you're right. His clown show, knee taking is a factor. But the main reason is his suckage. Were he a pro-bowl level talent, teams might take their chances.

He isn't. So he does not pass anyone's risk-management assessment.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Of course it does. Don't be stupid. He baseline talent is sufficient to make a modest living as a journeyman backup, if his ego would allow it. The bottom line is that there isn't a team in the league that is going to be willing to put up with the clown show distraction surrounding him for a backup player of limited utility.

Pretty much...yeah.

[EAP]

Kaeperdick doesn't have an NFL gig because he sucks. It has fukk all to do with racism or his idiotic knee taking.

Of course it does. Don't be stupid. He baseline talent is sufficient to make a modest living as a journeyman backup, if his ego would allow it. The bottom line is that there isn't a team in the league that is going to be willing to put up with the clown show distraction surrounding him for a backup player of limited utility.

Rock solid take.

[trev]

He's doing fine with his Nike gig. No need for him to play. I think he likes it that way. He will keep stirring the pot as long as he can.

[Left Seater]

The goal of this workout wasn’t to show his talent to NFL GM’s, they already have game tape and know where to find him.

It was to boost his social media mentions and reload him in the public eye so the endorsements keep coming and he can keep up his narrative about racist NFL owners.

[Kierland]

The NFL scheduled the workout you fat stupid fuck.

[smackaholic]

This^^^^^.

[Innocent Bystander]

The NFL scheduled the workout you fat stupid fuck.

There's apparently always more to the story. Colin is shadow banned in the NFL, the owners who were interested in him were strongly encouraged not to touch him if they didn't want internal punishment.

- Sean Carter isn't part of that club, has enough money to join that club and negotiated the invitation not through his own agency but as a test
- NFL brass changed up some contigencies at the very last minute
- Colin said fuck that.
- Sean Carter has to make a decision about whether he wants to remain part of the club

How much of that is horseshit, and how much is true?

[mvscal]

Colin is shadow banned in the NFL,

No, he isn't. Does this look like someone who is serious about resuming an NFL career to you?

[EAP]

Colin is shadow banned in the NFL,

No, he isn't. Does this look like someone who is serious about resuming an NFL career to you?

Absolutely not.
He looks like the kind of low IQ idiot who would say that Elvis Presley was a racist who stole from blacks.
That sums up his worthless existence to a tee.

[Dinsdale]

Lost in all this is the fact he quit his NFL job. I'm not sure why no one brings this up.

[Kierland]

So I don't want to characterize it as he made a decision to leave here. We both sat down and under that current construct of his deal, it was a big number," Lynch said.

You are a douchbag.

[Mikey]

The NFL is a shit show that I pretty much stopped following a couple of years ago. Boring as a thread full of EAP drivel. Can’t remember the last time I watched a full game. I used to spend all day Sunday watching, now I actually get something useful done on weekends.

Glad to see McCaffery having a breakout season. The rest? Meh. Who the fuck cares. If they all started swinging their helmets at each other, that might be worth another look.

[EAP]

The NFL is a shit show that I pretty much stopped following a couple of years ago. Boring as a thread full of EAP drivel. Can’t remember the last time I watched a full game. I used to spend all day Sunday watching, now I actually get something useful done on weekends.

Glad to see McCaffery having a breakout season. The rest? Meh. Who the fuck cares. If they all started swinging their helmets at each other, that might be worth another look.

McCaffery is a stud, no doubt, but how are your weekends more productive now?

[Kierland]

Like your niece.

[Mikey]

The NFL is a shit show that I pretty much stopped following a couple of years ago. Boring as a thread full of EAP drivel. Can’t remember the last time I watched a full game. I used to spend all day Sunday watching, now I actually get something useful done on weekends.

Glad to see McCaffery having a breakout season. The rest? Meh. Who the fuck cares. If they all started swinging their helmets at each other, that might be worth another look.

McCaffery is a stud, no doubt, but how are your weekends more productive now?

I have a little over an acre of property. Unlike most around here I refuse to pay somebody else to maintain it, at least while I'm physically able. I'm always trying to catch up, but Sundays are good days for yard work.

[EAP]

The NFL is a shit show that I pretty much stopped following a couple of years ago. Boring as a thread full of EAP drivel. Can’t remember the last time I watched a full game. I used to spend all day Sunday watching, now I actually get something useful done on weekends.

Glad to see McCaffery having a breakout season. The rest? Meh. Who the fuck cares. If they all started swinging their helmets at each other, that might be worth another look.

McCaffery is a stud, no doubt, but how are your weekends more productive now?

I have a little over an acre of property. Unlike most around here I refuse to pay somebody else to maintain it, at least while I'm physically able. I'm always trying to catch up, but Sundays are good days for yard work.

I love gardening. There's something therapeutic about putting things in the ground. Nurturing.
Becoming one with mother earth
Tilling the soil. Being surrounded by big thick lush trees.

I discovered it later in life
I encourage every board member here to quit with the middle school insults, the negativity, ie.
"My dick is bigger than yours".
Put down the remote, get outside and start digging.
Breathe in that fresh air.
You'll live longer

[Mikey]

It's all about the power tools...

[Jay in Phoenix]

I love gardening. There's something therapeutic about putting things in the ground. Nurturing.
Becoming one with mother earth
Tilling the soil. Being surrounded by big thick lush trees.

I discovered it later in life
I encourage every board member here to quit with the middle school insults, the negativity, ie.
"My dick is bigger than yours".
Put down the remote, get outside and start digging.
Breathe in that fresh air.
You'll live longer

Well now. The personalities are fusing/slipping in truly liquid fashion. Both fascinating and sad at once.

Time to drop the charade and bring your pickle out of the closet.

[EAP]

I love gardening. There's something therapeutic about putting things in the ground. Nurturing.
Becoming one with mother earth
Tilling the soil. Being surrounded by big thick lush trees.

I discovered it later in life
I encourage every board member here to quit with the middle school insults, the negativity, ie.
"My dick is bigger than yours".
Put down the remote, get outside and start digging.
Breathe in that fresh air.
You'll live longer

Well now. The personalities are fusing/slipping in truly liquid fashion. Both fascinating and sad at once.

Time to drop the charade and bring your pickle out of the closet.

"Pickle"
"Out of the closet"

I never understood this "outing" thing.
Some board members have an extreme "outing" fetish.
Do they get some sort of "perverse" thrill from it?

First. Why so serious?
Learn to laugh at yourself and others.

Second. Be comfortable in your own skin.

Third. If you don't love your own pickle, no one else will.

First, the big wigs over at comedy central warned the creators of south park to cut out all Muslim parodies.
Now the Family guy creator is being warned about gay jokes.
What's next folks????

What the fuck is next?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Whatever, dude. You want to do this? Go ahead, do this.
Just be funny about it.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Exactly, correct Marty. This schtick is far, far from funny. It's just so much navel gazing...or in the case of the three personalities of Stanley, pickle gazing. Whatever it is, it's gotten old.