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...is absolutely filthy. Fukk him for leaving Detroit.

Although I can't really blame him. :|
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Filthy is right, I watched the last 3 innings on MLB network. Fuck that Pirates batter who leaned into that pitch to ruin the perfect game. What a chickenshit move. The next time he comes to the plate he needs to be drilled.

Speaking of filthy, that chocolate syrup shower is not only stupid, it's downright disgusting.

But yeah, I'm glad he's not a Tiger anymore and out of the AL altogether.
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He almost had a perfect game his last time out in Milwaukee. Good to see him light up after a somewhat slow start to the season.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:He almost had a perfect game his last time out in Milwaukee.
Wouldn't have been much of an accomplishment against that lineup.
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Sam,

You post the same take not once, but twice? As if I didn't get your point the first time?

Tell me you're trolling.

You must be trolling, nobody who understands baseball and the unwritten rules & etiquette thereof posts such an asinine take that aren't trolling.

I suppose you think flopping in soccer is hunky dory as well.
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If the ball was in the strike zone when it hit the batter (as the catcher asserted) it should be called a strike.

But who intentionally would want to get hit by a pitch?

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SS, so you're not trolling and what I feared is true.

You are a complete moron when it comes to baseball.

A batter is required, by rule, to make an effort to avoid being HBP.

Did that happen?

No, it did not. In fact, he made an effort to get hit by a floating slider that even you would be agile enough to get out of the way of. The twat succeeded and got away with it. It may not happen as soon as it should, but sooner or later that bitch is going to get paid back.

The fact he did it with 2 strikes and 2 outs with a perfect game on the line only exacerbates the offense. It would be a chickenshit move under any circumstance. You want to get on base? Take that pitch and hit the next (it was a 2-2 count at the time) or take a walk.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Surprise, surprise... you didn't address this inconvenient fact in your tedious, predictable rebuttal.
A batter is required, by rule, to make an effort to avoid being HBP.
Of fucking course the players are going to spout that PC garbage publically, but behind closed doors entirely different conversations have taken place.
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Dear God, an ump has never failed to make the correct call.

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Well that settles that :lol:
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Oh, and for the record,

Down three runs or less- do what you gotta do to get on.

Down four or more- bitch move.
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btw...
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Don't make me bore everyone by re-telling my story of facing David Cone in 3 & 2 little league baseball playoffs, with the game on the line, again.

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R-Jack wrote:Oh, and for the record,

Down three runs or less- do what you gotta do to get on.

Down four or more- bitch move.
This is how I see it. It's not like it was a 9-0 game and he went up to the plate with the intention of getting beaned just to fuck up the perfect game. It was still a game and it happened "in the moment" of the play. Scherzer himself admitted he missed his location and paid the price.
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It was 5-0, wtf are you babbling about?
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For some reason I was thinking it was 3-0.

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So we all agree it was a bitch move?
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Pretty much, but I'd feel better if Schmick would come in and say it isn't.
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Well, Sam has left the premises.

"but, but... the ump didn't call him out, waaah, sniff"
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Sudden Sam wrote:Scherzer, Tabata, and anyone who's played the game knows Tabata didn't do anything"chickenshit" or wrong. He tried to get on base so the Pirates would have a shot at winning the game.
Categorical bullshit and you don't have to have played the game to know it.

Which part of "make an effort to avoid being HBP" don't you understand?

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Sudden Sam wrote: Tabata's job was to get on base.
Sure. But get a hit like a man. Don't try to get hit.

When your down six runs and the pitcher is working on a perfect game.....it's ok to be Ike, not Tina.

I don't think the "unwritten rules" were translated into Spanish.
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R-Jack wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote: Tabata's job was to get on base.
Sure. But get a hit like a man. Don't try to get hit.

When your down six runs and the pitcher is working on a perfect game.....it's ok to be Ike, not Tina.

I don't think the "unwritten rules" were translated into Spanish.
How much do you have to move to "try to not get hit?"

If anything, whine about how batters are allowed to wear protective gear, which is what gave the batter the courage to, gasp, hold still and take it (sup AP?).

The "you must try to not get beaned" rule is the least respected in the book and that card is only pulled by pussies bitter they lost something. Next time don't throw a shitty pitch that fucks up whatever you were playing for.

Cunts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
How much do you have to move to "try to not get hit?"
Not towards the ball with your elbow for starters.
Screw_Michigan wrote: If anything, whine about how batters are allowed to wear protective gear, which is what gave the batter the courage to, gasp, hold still and take it
He didn't hold still dipshit.
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Scherzer threw a slider inside that didn't break. Tabata didn't do everything he could to get out of the way, but a batter's first move is toward home plate when stepping and swinging. He probably thought that ball was going to eventually dive back towards home plate, but it never did. You can blame Tabata all you want, but Scherzer's pitch was inside quite a bit. If you want to pitch a perfect game, don't throw an inside slider that never breaks.
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Tabata stuck out his elbow to get hit by the pitch and, yes, it's a chickenshit move to break up a perfect game. The umpire also blew an obvious call to keep him in the box. Swing the fucking bat or leave the bat in the dugout.
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You don't have a perfect game if you have opponents trying to help you achieve it. Tabata is a POS, but it's not on him to preserve the perfect game.
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I remember watching a monday night game, back in the late 70s. Nolan Ryan had a no hitter going against the yanks. 8th inning, angels were comfortably ahead and reggie comes to bat. Reggie usually comes out of his shoes every swing, but, he just wanted to get it over with and let Nolan toss another no hitter on the heap. So, he gives the most lackluster slappy swing you ever saw and, of course dribbles one through a hole in the infield. You could see the look on Reggie's face. He was truely sorry he fukked up the no hitter.

As for todays up armored dudes taking a pitch that is a little tight off their battle armor, I think they need to change the rules. Catch one in the back, yeah, you earned your base, but if you can't lift your elbows, fukk off.
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smackaholic wrote:As for todays up armored dudes taking a pitch that is a little tight off their battle armor, I think they need to change the rules. Catch one in the back, yeah, you earned your base, but if you can't lift your elbows, fukk off.
I'm pretty sure the rules allow the umpire to make that decision.
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Can Max hit?

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