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DP 2023

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Who wants a Death Pool? Hell yes I do, it's one of the things I miss about .net.

But this is not .net and StatBoy's lawyer told him to stay the fuk off message boards, so here is the new version for this sordid clambake. The rules are generally the same, but more with more picks.


First annual T1B Death Pool - 2023

Entries open at 1900z Sunday Dec. 11, 2022, which translates to

2pm EST - 1pm CST - 12noon MST - 11am PST in the ol' USA

9pm Eastern Euro Time, Athens

4am Korean Standard Time next morning Dec. 12, Seoul


* Entries made before that time will be void and deleted.

Picks close Dec. 30.

Pick seven celebrities. Extra points and glory for predicting cause and month of death.

Post close to opening time else someone else might get your pick in before you. Make sure when you hit post with your picks, no one else has taken your dead-person-walking yet. Better keep a few backup names in case you need them.

Only approved celebrities will be allowed for picks. A celebrity is “a famous or celebrated person”. Celebrity can be from the genre of sports, movies, music, TV, media, entertainment, radio, comedy, government (foreign and domestic), person of national/world interest, inventors, etc., but must be a known celebrity. Picking the mayor of the crappy little town you grew up in will not work, unless that person has received national attention.

When one of your celebrities dies, their age is deducted from 100 and the remainder is the amount of points you receive for that pick, plus any bonus points that may apply. If your dead pick is over 100 years old, you will be deducted a point for every year over the age of 100.

The basic formula is: (100 points - Age) + Any Applicable Bonus Points = Total Score

Picking a celebrity on Death Row is not allowed.

Only human celebrities are allowed to be picked. No animals.

Conjoined twins shall be considered as one (1) pick for each twin.

Bonus points

Predicts specific cause of death. +20

Predicts death month + 15

Decision of judges is final. Some worthy awards will be given.


Stat Boy may be indisposed but the Deciders did give us funding for a new assistant, Igor. He should show up pretty soon.

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Not what I was expecting when I saw DP 2023, but ok.
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Roach wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:33 am 1900z
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pron wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:45 am Not what I was expecting when I saw DP 2023, but ok.
Now that's some funny shit.
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Jsc you Do qualify as a pick, but you are Not allowed to die.

Addendum #1: Participants may pick themselves or other T1B posters for the DP. Some evidence of the passing will be required. More than "oh he hasn't posted for a long time."
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Shared Troll wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:21 am Can we pick this Board?
Jsc810 wrote: Sun Oct 16, 2022 2:10 pm It is too late to pick .net
The irony is lost on her I’m sure.
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The PAC 12 or 10 or whatever.
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I have a few co-workers at P&P currently working on the Fisher account who, let’s say, won’t be next year.

Consider it a Q1 forecast.
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IN, maybe. I'm glad I am not a celebrity.
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pron wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:45 am Not what I was expecting when I saw DP 2023, but ok.
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Well this clown is going to be dead in every practical sense in a couple weeks... 8)

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20 points. If he makes it to 2023.

Not a bad pick. Low hanging fruit gets decent value.
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Leslie Jordan - Car Crash - October
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Rule 2a: Entries open at 1900z Dec. 11, 2022 (2pm EDT)

No picks accepted until official start time.
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Fuck you, Igor.
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1. Sleepy Joe-Stroke, March
2. Paul Pelosi- anal hemorage, July
3. John Kerry- bores himself to death- October
4. Nancy Pelosi-suicide, January
5. Tony Fauci-covid, February
6. Bill Clinton-syphillis, april
7. Vladimir Putin-high speed lead poisoning January
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smackaholic wrote: Mon Oct 31, 2022 1:53 am 1. Sleepy Joe-Stroke, March
2. Paul Pelosi- anal hemorage, July
3. John Kerry- bores himself to death- October
4. Nancy Pelosi-suicide, January
5. Tony Fauci-covid, February
6. Bill Clinton-syphillis, april
7. Vladimir Putin-high speed lead poisoning January
Rule 2a: Entries open at 1800z Dec. 11, 2022 (2pm EST)

No picks accepted until official start time.

But those are hillarious
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Do you stutter Igor?
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Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr. -- Cancer -- November
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Picks open Sunday the 11th..... 11am west coast time.

This competition will be watched by the world so do your damndest.

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My picks are loaded. Let's get it on.
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Last minute notes

Review the rules, they have been refined a little as to starting time, still 2pm Eastern Std Time Sunday

Pops set your alarm.

Carson can you stay awake and sober until 9pm?

Picks will be accepted up to Dec. 30.

Have a few extra picks in case you get corn holed out of any

I'm going to join the blond for a roll in the hay

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Do we post pics in this thread? It's past 2:00


Actor Tommy Chong - Cancer - November
Playmate Kerri Parker - Cancer - September
Senator Norm Coleman - Cancer - July
POTUS Jimmy Carter - Cancer - January
Actor Val Kilmer - Cancer - April
Canadian MP Dominic LeBlanc - Cancer - December
Actor Michael J Fox - Parkinsons - December
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Jsc, you can pick up to 7.
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When did Shannon Doherty turn into Madame Avasarala from The Expanse? Time is an asshole.
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Anthony Fauci-- August-- common cold
Willie Mays-- October-- caught the flu
Robert Duvall-- March-- kidney failure
Alice Cooper-- July-- snake bite
Monica Lewinsky-- April-- syphillis
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Wayne Newton - Cancer - March

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Don King - Stroke - December

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Doc Severinson - Demtia - August

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Gordon Lightfoot - Chronic Alcohol Syndrome - June

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Bill Cosby - ALS - December

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Clint Eastwood - Heart attack - October

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Yoko Ono - Mouth cancer - June

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NBA YoungBoy (Kentrell Gaulden) rapper April homicide

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Fredo Bang (Fredrick Givens) rapper May homicide

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FBG Wooski (Marvel Williams) rapper November homicide

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Trippie Redd (Michael White) rapper June homicide

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Spotemgottem (Nehemiah Harden) rapper April homicide

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Swagg Dinero (John Coleman) rapper October homicide

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Chief Keef (Keith Cozart) rapper November homicide
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Ok here are kcdave's picks. Vlad has already been taken, so you can choose one more.

Trump - no date - chocking on own cock
Tony Bennett - February - heart failure
Volodymyr Zelenskyy - March - assassination
Kanye West - June - suicide
Pat Robertson- July - heart failure
Warren Buffet - October- heart failure
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Linda Nolan cancer April
James Earl Jones old age February
Marv Levy Old age February
Willie Nelson heart failure August
Rosalynn Carter old age June
Johnny Ruffo cancer November
Barbara Walters old age October
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David Lee Roth - Cancer - July
Mike Ditka - Heart Attack - November
Susan Sarandon - Cancer - April
Jim McMahon - Liver Failure - March
Danny DeVto - Heart Failure - August
Justin Bieber - Staph Infection - December
Diane Sawyer - Liver Failure - May
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can I do a fukken replacement for Leach? :?
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General Peters wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 2:12 pm can I do a fukken replacement for Leach? :?
One replacement allowed per DP participant, offer good until Dec. 30. Mark the change here.
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Pat Sajak, leukemia, July
Bob Barker, natural causes, September
Bill Murray, cancer, August
Steven Tyler, natural causes, June
Paul McCartney, leukemia, May
Nancy Pelosi, alcohol poisoning, September
Henry Kissinger, natural causes, October
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You are In d-town, good luck.

smackaholic, are you going to enter those pre-deadline picks you made? d-town all ready grabbed Nancy.

ok back to work now for me, one of my assistant elves needs a bit of uh, guidance.

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Dave Crosby April Liver failure
Dick Cheney September Stroke
Wayne Newton December Cancer
Joni Mitchell August Some weird twitch disease
Alan Greenspan August Dementia
Woody Allen August Cancer
Elliot Gould July Alcohol poisoning
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Jimmy Swaggart, June, drowns in own tears
Robert Wagner, June, drowns (karma)
Jerry Sandusky, May, raped to death
Bobby Hebert, August, heart attack
Juan Marichal, September, stroke
Rocky Colavito, July, heart attack
Robert Plant, September, liver disease
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Jsc810 wrote: Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:15 pm
Igor wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 4:20 pmOne replacement allowed per DP participant, offer good until Dec. 30. Mark the change here.
Damn, we can't change our lineup until Dec 30, except for one? Coach Jsc may want to make some changes to the starting line up.

Also, I picked trump before kcdave, so he should make another pick there.
Decision from the Deciders: Lineup changes are now allowed until Dec.30. Same rule, first to pick wins the pick.

kcdave, you need to replace your trump pick.

Thanks jsc, I need to give the brunette some more training.
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Johnny Mathis - November (natural causes)
William "Refridgerator" Perry - December (diabetes)
Marlo Thomas - August (cancer)
A.J. Foyt - May (stroke)
Joseph Wambaugh - July (cancer)
Kornelia Ender - October (liver failure)
Al Roker - March (stroke)
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Pope Benedict XVI - January, whatever he's currently dying from
Barbara Eden - August, plastic surgery mishap
Dennis Eckersley - October, hit by a foul ball
Tom Jones - December, falls off stage
Terry Bradshaw - March, stupidity
Donald Sutherland - April, flaming asshole
Ron Jeremy - February, breaks own back trying to fellate himself one more time
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