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smackaholic wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:16 pm
Kierland wrote:Fat planet killing trtr.
If you had any smack game, you’d tie his need to refrigerate his house with obesity.

But, you don’t, so I guess I’ll have to do it for you.

68 inside, in Houston in July?

Are you fukking kidding me?

I can’t imagine how many BTUs that is.

Jesus, pull back from the feed table for a while.

And I won’t even bother with going into the amount of energy required to lift you to fifty some odd thousand fukking feet, multiple times a week.

And same me your triathlon challenge replies. I’m not reading them.


There, was that so fukking hard, you tedious dwarf?


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If you had any reading comp you would know I haven't lived in Houston for over a decade.

If you had any brains, you would know comfort isn't tied to weight, my 125 lb wife also enjoys the 68 degree conditioned air.

I am glad you are worried about the planet, but my electric bill is below $160 a month in the summer.

And I am sure you want to ignore the triathlon challenges, it would probably kill you.

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Fuck it then. I’ll get the shot and use the arm pain, even if I have to fake it to get Steve to do the heavy lifting.

He’s a pudgy Vietnamese dude, but I think he’s got some kinda Kung fu power or something.

And what the fukk was mom and dad thinking naming him Steve?

That’s cultural appropriation if ever there was any?

He’s the baby, born here. All his older brothers and sisters are named Tran or some shit and were born in Nam.


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Mikey wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:31 pm My massive left deltoid...
You spelled gluteus wrong.

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Left Seater wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:35 pm If you had any reading comp you would know I haven't lived in Houston for over a decade.


My reading comp is fair to midlin', my memory, especially regarding trivialities such as where LS lives, is pretty much non-existent. How about we go with you live somewhere in Teeehas where 68 degrees is roughly 30+ degrees cooler than outside.


If you had any brains, you would know comfort isn't tied to weight, my 125 lb wife also enjoys the 68 degree conditioned air.

I checked my smack for dummies book. Tying weight to comfortable teperature is allowed. Your OL is a buck twenty-five? With an ass like that? Talk about out-kicking the coverage? Oy vay!!!

I am glad you are worried about the planet, but my electric bill is below $160 a month in the summer.

That's because you live in a state not run by incompetent buffoons. I envy you.

And I am sure you want to ignore the triathlon challenges, it would probably kill you.

Didn't I fukking tell you I wasn't reading triathalon challenges. Next time you're in the U&R, I'd invite you on a mountain bike ride, but I am afraid you'd kill any of my bikes. Actually, you'd do OK on my "fat bike" but I think you might be a tad too tall to fit it.

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I do have to say RI has some solid bike paths and trails. Haven't riden in CT, but that East Bay Bike Path and the Blackstone River Bikeway in RI are as good as any in the country.
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It’s not normal to betray your country you two fat fucks so don’t come in here trying to act all normal.
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Left Seater wrote:I do have to say RI has some solid bike paths and trails. Haven't riden in CT, but that East Bay Bike Path and the Blackstone River Bikeway in RI are as good as any in the country.
New England is absolutely over-run with great mountain biking. Arcadia in RI is great.

What you are referring to sounds more rail to trailish. Not really my thing, but I do it with the OL. I been trying to get her to do some actual fun single track stuff, but she ain’t interested.


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Kierland wrote:It’s not normal to betray your country you two fat fucks so don’t come in here trying to act all normal.
Pipe down. The grown ups are talking.


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Yeah those two are for sure rails to trails.
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Ever do the Cape Cod rail trail? Kinda fun. Did it with the Boy Scouts a few years back.


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If you do fly up here and have any downtime, I could show you some fun mountain biking.

Just no drops!!!!

Your big ass would kill my bike!


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Biking like skiing is where I prefer full contact with the ground.

I will hit you up next time I am in the New Englands.
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smackaholic wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 8:20 pm
Kierland wrote:It’s not normal to betray your country you two fat fucks so don’t come in here trying to act all normal.
Pipe down. The grown ups are talking.


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No two trtrs are trying to act normal, like they didn’t just try and over throw the government.
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Link?


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So a private company was hacked, yet Left Behinder is going with his Pavlovian response of "it's Biden's fault!" because the hack occurred during Biden's term. Care to explain how POTUS is to blame for a private company failing to protect itself from cyber attacks? Or are you now advocating that the oil industry be nationalized?
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smackaholic wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 9:44 am Link?


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Ah yes, denial.

Riot? What riot? That was just people walking in the park.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 1:07 pm So a private company was hacked, yet Left Behinder is going with his Pavlovian response of "it's Biden's fault!" because the hack occurred during Biden's term. Care to explain how POTUS is to blame for a private company failing to protect itself from cyber attacks? Or are you now advocating that the oil industry be nationalized?
Keep up.

So Russia, we are told, is targeting/hacking US companies and you don't think the government should take any interest in that? Is this really what you are going with? And yes, the sitting President gets credit for shit and gets to take the shit when things happen. Sorry you are just learning this.

And it is very curious that the CDC did an about face yesterday and says no more masks in most situations. Sure helps take the heat off of Senile Joe.
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LS, are you suggesting that government should have more involvement in private enterprise? If not, what exact role do you see the government playing?
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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 9:44 am Link?


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Ah yes, denial.

Riot? What riot? That was just people walking in the park.
Yup, a handful of misguided idiots made a run at the Capitol and it’s my fault.

Pelosi’s intentional refusal to provide added support had nothing at all to do with it.

I’m still waiting to hear you condemn the BLM/ANTIFA shitstains.


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You voted for the orange menace, you pimped him for 4 years, you ran cover for the Big Lie and you still haven’t come clean so yes you are a trtr.

So I’m supposed to condemn what? Peaceful protesters that are gassed by Naztis? Right wing umbrella man? Exactly what is you problem beside that you don’t know what a false equivalency is?
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Someone get this Kierland character a doll so he can show everyone where the orange bad man touched him. Holy fuck :lol:
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smackaholic wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 2:23 pm a handful of misguided idiots
Doing the math. About 0.00024% of the population.
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Nixhex wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 2:34 pm Someone get this Kierland character a doll so he can show everyone where the orange bad man touched him. Holy fuck :lol:
Yes insurrection is a joke. Something you have in common.
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ML@Coyote wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 2:44 pm
smackaholic wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 2:23 pm a handful of misguided idiots
Doing the math. About 0.00024% of the population.
All gas hoarders are from the south therefor all southerners are gas hoarders.

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ML@Coyote wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Fri May 14, 2021 2:23 pm a handful of misguided idiots
Doing the math. About 0.00024% of the population.
Which is about the chance that #19 will fukk you up if you’re under 65 and it morbidly obese.

And for that we wrecked the economy and mind fukked the population.

But Orange Menace is gone, so it was all worth it.


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Trtrholic sucks at math, and life.

Post another lie nazti.
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Funny how stupid, fat and trtrious you are.

Not.
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