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Certainly looks that way. Maybe look for him to be an on air commentator for TV ?
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Nice glass dick fatso.
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And you suck at glass dick identification.

The topic has been discussed, but not in a thread dedicated to doing so.
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smackaholic wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:28 am And you suck at glass dick identification.

The topic has been discussed, but not in a thread dedicated to doing so.
Suck his fat yellow dick more you fuckin traitor.
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Spray, turn off your runt filter. He just said you had a fat cock. I figure you don't get that much. :grin:
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So, looks like he pretty well crushed the fukk out of his lower right leg. Don't know if his jacked up back got any worse.

Assuming no other major issues, does anyone think #16 is still out there?

I had him written off 3 years ago and won't make that prediction again. I think it could be out there. I'd like to see it.
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Fuck off traitor. You are not normal and should not be normalized.
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What is he, 45? I cant imagine a comeback from the injuries described. Has to be at least 1.5-2 year recovery.
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Kierland wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:58 pm Fuck off traitor. You are not normal and should not be normalized.
Good thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
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Bucmonkey wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:47 pm What is he, 45? I cant imagine a comeback from the injuries described. Has to be at least 1.5-2 year recovery.
I think it all depends on whether or not there's joint injury. Joints are tricky. Bones, not so much. If it is simply a mushed tibia, they can just give him a carbon fiber one or whatever.

Anyhoo, after Augusta in '19, I'm not betting against him. Not betting for either, which I would have before '19.
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Bucmonkey wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:47 pm What is he, 45? I cant imagine a comeback from the injuries described. Has to be at least 1.5-2 year recovery.
I think it all depends on whether or not there's joint injury. Joints are tricky. Bones, not so much. If it is simply a mushed tibia, they can just give him a carbon fiber one or whatever.

Anyhoo, after Augusta in '19, I'm not betting against him. Not betting for either, which I would have before '19.
No , I haven’t. Worst thing was a hairline fracture of right arm in 6th grade.

But the fact remains that fixing bones is child’s play compared to joints,especially the mother of all joints, the spine.

Assuming no joint problems, he’ll play golf this year, possibly even competitive golf, late this year.

Of course, Augusta is off the schedule, unfortunately.

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How old do you have to be to join the Champions Tour?
Maybe he could rid with John Daly.
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smackaholic wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:07 pm
Kierland wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:58 pm Fuck off traitor. You are not normal and should not be normalized.
Good thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
Yuck it up traitor
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Kierland wrote:
smackaholic wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:07 pm
Kierland wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 1:58 pm Fuck off traitor. You are not normal and should not be normalized.
Good thing you aren't the doorman in this sordid clambake, but by all means, continue pretending you are.
Yuck it up traitor
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Nahhh, my scroll wheel finger is strong. I don't mind using it.
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Unlike your brain.
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Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
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Dinsdale wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:11 pm Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
Since when is Billy Joel asian?
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I'm not betting on the feline showing up at Augusta anytime before 2023. And even that is a stretch. If and when he's able to load weight on his back foot again is going to determine if he can even play a 9 hole muni with Charlie.
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BSmack wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:26 am I'm not betting on the feline showing up at Augusta anytime before 2023. And even that is a stretch. If and when he's able to load weight on his back foot again is going to determine if he can even play a 9 hole muni with Charlie.
I think they can get a bone healed quicker than that. He'll be walking this year. Maybe swinging a club.

He'll play next year. Wlll he play well? Who knows.
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Dinsdale wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:11 pm Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
And the proud boy traitor shows his racism once again.
Fuck off ditch digger.
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BSmack wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:26 am I'm not betting on the feline showing up at Augusta anytime before 2023. And even that is a stretch. If and when he's able to load weight on his back foot again is going to determine if he can even play a 9 hole muni with Charlie.
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 3:28 pm
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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It just doesn’t need seditious proud boys you fucking Nazi pos.
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Tiger was going almost double the speed limit.

https://www.latimes.com/california/stor ... fter-crash

No toxicology report, but "Woods indicated he had not consumed any drugs or medications at the time of the crash."

lol

Okay.
I mean, Tiger said so.

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Buttsy wrote:Tiger's golf career is now over.
He just made the cut at the Masters.
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9 shots down in 19th place.
Not impossible but not likely.
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Tiger put up a 78 on Saturday.

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Sure. But it wasn’t the worst round of the day. Then look at all of the players behind him.
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Left Seater wrote: Sun Apr 10, 2022 1:37 pm Sure. But it wasn’t the worst round of the day. Then look at all of the players behind him.
WTF does that have to do with him now not being able to win? You know the fucking topic at hand.
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It's been fun to see Tiger lay a big egg this weekend. When is he going to come clean about the car crash?
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Papa Willie wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 3:52 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:16 pm
Buttsy wrote:Tiger's golf career is now over.
He just made the cut at the Masters.
Still think Jack is safe.
Safe from what - Father Time?

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Time is not on his side.

- Mick



Back in the day, only Tiger and a couple/few others were *BOMBING* balls off the tee, and with long irons and fairway woods.

Now there are a bunch of dudes doing it, and they are much younger than Eldrick.

He has lost some of the advantage he used to enjoy.


Compare the bodies of the modern players with those of two or three generations ago.

It used to be that a number of really excellent players were visible tubby, lacking in muscle definition, or unfit.

Now the top guys are generally really buff.

It is noticeable.



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Except for the guy with the mullet. He looks as skinny as a beanpole.
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He looks like a meth'd-out son of Derron.
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schmick wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:08 pm Tiger also had laser eye surgery to give him greater than 20/20 vision, essentially surgically giving himself an advantage. Dude's been a cheat from the start.
And this is cheating how? :popcorn:
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Left Seater wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 7:44 pm
schmick wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 6:08 pm Tiger also had laser eye surgery to give him greater than 20/20 vision, essentially surgically giving himself an advantage. Dude's been a cheat from the start.
And this is cheating how? You are all about taking every advantage and pounding your opponent into the ground. Tiger did just that, yet now it is cheating in your eyes? Nice hypocrisy.
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Says the guy who wants to beat the opponent into submission and stand on his throat in a 10 year old baseball game.

I mean this coach is you right?

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Sure ya did.
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schmick wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 2:50 am I groomed a 13U PONY team of kids.
I’ll bet your “ponies” performed really well, too.
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