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Your message to a future generation

Post by Softball Bat » Sun Oct 18, 2020 2:10 am

Words of inspiration can be timeless.

Writers, poets, doctors, philosophers, theologians, religious figures, educators, political leaders, and sometimes common citizens can write (or say) things that still inspire people decades, centuries, and even millennia later.

So assume this board, and this internet, is here 30 years from now.

Post a message that you would want a future reader to see.

Some dude in 2050 stumbles on this board, reads your message, and says, "Wow, this guy in 2020 really nailed it! Rack him!"



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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:12 pm

This too deep a question for Sunday morning :lol:

How's this: we fucked up. you'll fuck up too. forgive yourselves. forgive your children for not being you. forgive your parents. be happy in the now.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Softball Bat » Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:26 pm

Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Slap » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:08 am

Softball Bat wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin
If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:36 pm

Softball Bat wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin

Media outlets offer bizarre defenses for CNN star Jeffrey Toobin amid masturbation scandal'We need to keep perspective. We need to see the big picture,' columnist wrote

By Joseph A. Wulfsohn | Fox News

"For a news media that's spent years lecturing Trump supporters about decency and morality, they sure don't seem to have any standards whatsoever on their own side," Houck told Fox News. "They'll enforce certain basic norms and call attention to the #MeToo movement, but when it's someone so beloved as Jeffrey Toobin engaging in a sex act during a work call, those universal denials go out the window. "

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:46 pm

Slap wrote:
Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:08 am
Softball Bat wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin
If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?
No. It's not even being called a suspension in some reports. It's being called taking time off.

Personally, I class it the same as Clinton getting blowjobs from random underlings during state calls with Russia, and other nation's leaders. That's his kink, so whatever. You're not supposed to get caught, though. Be discreet.

It's nowhere near as offensive as semen/tampons in food and drink; however, consent is always king.

The members of the meeting didn't consent. It couldn't be immediately slid, unless they wanted sexual harassment slamdunk lawsuits against them.

Keep it professional during meetings.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Carson » Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:32 pm

Innocent Bystander wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:46 pm
Keep it professional during meetings.
I'm sure he kept a straight face as he nutted.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Thu Oct 22, 2020 2:04 pm

Carson wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:32 pm
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:46 pm
Keep it professional during meetings.
I'm sure he kept a straight face as he nutted.
Then he should invest in a better onahole.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Roach » Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:45 pm

onahole

wtf I thought I know about most of this shit . . . Had to look it up.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:06 pm

Roach wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:45 pm
onahole

wtf I thought I know about most of this shit . . . Had to look it up.
I feel like Audra Lindley, in my twilight years, brah. I think it's a wack slang, but it's probably exotic as fuck sounding to the Japanese, so whatever.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by mvscal » Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:56 pm

Epstein did not kill himself.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Wolfman » Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:22 pm

OJ did it.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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Post by BSmack » Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:17 pm

Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Bill in Houston » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:49 pm

Take more risks

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Post by smackaholic » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:07 pm

If I am still alive, I am 87. I have seen what happens to relatives who hang around that long. It ain't pretty.

Please come find me and snuff me out.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Dinsdale » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:56 pm

I'd tell them:

Don't waste your life traveling around the world to try and sell people on your version of religion. It makes you a giant douche.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Softball Bat » Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:05 am

I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls, tavern skanks, and scabies.

Instead I got Kermit Washington'd.


Very disappoint.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Dinsdale » Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:29 am

Softball Bat wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:05 am
I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls
My apologies...

Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one

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Post by Innocent Bystander » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:25 am

BSmack wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:17 pm
Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
Bill in Houston wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:49 pm
Take more risks
These are related....

Case in point: Hunter Biden versus Donald Trump. Both had connected fathers, generational wealth and white skin privilege -- but Trump has the drive to turn his failures into future successes. Hunter doesn't.

Is that strictly inner core, or strictly drug usage difference?

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:30 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:29 am
Softball Bat wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:05 am
I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls
My apologies...

Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
My fren, you need Jesus before your pecker falls off.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Bill in Houston » Sat Oct 24, 2020 10:39 am

Innocent Bystander wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:25 am
BSmack wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 7:17 pm
Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
Bill in Houston wrote:
Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:49 pm
Take more risks
These are related....

Case in point: Hunter Biden versus Donald Trump. Both had connected fathers, generational wealth and white skin privilege -- but Trump has the drive to turn his failures into future successes. Hunter doesn't.

Is that strictly inner core, or strictly drug usage difference?
Exactly!

I mean, it’s like LeBron James vs. Bill Belicheck. Both of them had fathers too. And championships. And hoodies.

But, LeBron used his athleticism driven by concentrated focus to rise up, and Bill found ways to bend the rules.

Is that relying on the game itself , or strictly the influence of video games?

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Post by Innocent Bystander » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:08 pm

Lebron plays the game, and didn't rely just upon being naturally gifted. He is a leader of men outside of the court. He will never in a million years be given an NBA head coaching position.

Bill Belichik is a European immigrant anchor grandbaby who was given his first coaching position with a professional team, without having to play professional ball, because of his father's accomplishments. His generational wealth was daddy's networking plus white skin privilege. In Lovecraft Country, a Belichik prospers from 1926.

Bill bends rules because it's normal and expected. He's a cac. What did Rome say? 呃得就呃 Just don't get caught.

Having said that, there's more to Belicheat than being forgiven because he produces championships (except in Cleveland ... hey, wait ...) He is a good coach. So was Shula.

*This site has Jets as being bigger cheaters than New England: https://yourteamcheats.com East Coast fan local squabble, or real?

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Innocent Bystander » Sat Oct 24, 2020 2:21 pm

As for videogames, I think some people are gamesharkers, while others are Solo Straight Character Challenge junkies. Some are 100% Completionists, others are Chinese buyers of Level 65 characters, all Legendary Gear/Mounts. Some are clerics, others are pkers. Some are speedrunners, others think reading manuals defeats the purpose.

They're games, not real life, though. Might be dream logic at work with how people choose to play, might not.

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Innocent Bystander wrote:Lebron plays the game, and didn't rely just upon being naturally gifted. He is a leader of men outside of the court. He will never in a million years be given an NBA head coaching position.
That's because LeBron wants to own a team not coach one.
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Post by Wolfman » Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:49 pm

LeBron can buy the whole league for all I care.
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Post by schmick » Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:34 pm

"America is drowning in the lies of the left"
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Post by Derron » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:26 am

Rack the Trolls.
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Post by Derron » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:32 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:29 am
Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
Years ago, at a tavern (Monty's - Beaverton Dins) and I was drinking with these biker dudes and one was making time with this skank. He takes her out in his truck and must have muffed her pretty good, comes back in and dude has menstrual blood all over his tee shirt and beard and moustache.

One of his buddies was high fiving him because that proven act got him some kind of biker patch. One other dude hurled on the floor when he saw him and I found a reason to not hang around those freaks any longer.
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Post by Innocent Bystander » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:59 am

Sounds like a gay man going the extra mile to prove he's straight.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Softball Bat » Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:15 am

Innocent Bystander wrote:
Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:59 am
Sounds like a gay man going the extra mile to prove he's straight.
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Post by Innocent Bystander » Wed Oct 28, 2020 10:57 pm

Softball Bat wrote:
Mon Oct 26, 2020 1:15 am
Innocent Bystander wrote:
Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:59 am
Sounds like a gay man going the extra mile to prove he's straight.
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He's not gay, he's just holding his balls where she put them for safekeeping.

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Post by Carson » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:26 am

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by schmick » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:22 pm

When some political asshole says they want to take away your freedom for "14 days, to flatten a curve" call Bullshit. Freedoms you forfeit are not likely to be given back to you
All democrats are pedophiles

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by mvscal » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:01 am

Hunter Biden didn't accidently OD.
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Post by Diego in Seattle » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:10 am

Traitor Tot Jr didn't accidently get cocaine in his system....

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Softball Bat » Thu Jun 10, 2021 8:20 pm

poptart wrote:
Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.

- Jeffrey Toobin
He's back on CNN.



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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Slap » Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:36 am

Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Screw_Michigan » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:13 pm

Slap wrote:
Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:36 am
Softball Bat wrote:Jeffrey Toobin
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.
This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin? He didn't deserve his job back. The only reason he got it back was because he was born on third base to a famous NYC father. That's it.

Fuck Jeffrey Toobin
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Kierland » Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:29 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:13 pm
You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin?

Third base
Thank you for answering your own question.

Seriously though, anyone who tows the party line is gold, so yes, twats like this always get a second chance.

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Re: Your message to a future generation

Post by Screw_Michigan » Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:52 pm

Kierland wrote:
Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:29 pm
Seriously though, anyone who tows the party line is gold, so yes, twats like this always get a second chance.
Just think, even you are qualified to be on CNN. Your problem is that you'd call them a nazi kunt before they even offered you the gig.
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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A political celebration isn’t a constitutional right any more than the concert or attending a spectator sport.

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