Writers, poets, doctors, philosophers, theologians, religious figures, educators, political leaders, and sometimes common citizens can write (or say) things that still inspire people decades, centuries, and even millennia later.
So assume this board, and this internet, is here 30 years from now.
Post a message that you would want a future reader to see.
Some dude in 2050 stumbles on this board, reads your message, and says, "Wow, this guy in 2020 really nailed it! Rack him!"
Your message?
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 12:12 am
by Innocent Bystander
This too deep a question for Sunday morning
How's this: we fucked up. you'll fuck up too. forgive yourselves. forgive your children for not being you. forgive your parents. be happy in the now.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:26 pm
by Softball Bat
Double-check the webcam.
- Jeffrey Toobin
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 1:08 pm
by Slap
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.
- Jeffrey Toobin
If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:36 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.
"For a news media that's spent years lecturing Trump supporters about decency and morality, they sure don't seem to have any standards whatsoever on their own side," Houck told Fox News. "They'll enforce certain basic norms and call attention to the #MeToo movement, but when it's someone so beloved as Jeffrey Toobin engaging in a sex act during a work call, those universal denials go out the window. "
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 10:26 pm
Double-check the webcam.
- Jeffrey Toobin
If I was on Zoom and some guy starting working himself, I'd be like, "Whatever you need, dude. No big deal." He's just keeping things real. Think of it as reality TV. Is Toobin fired or suspended? Are people really that uptight?
No. It's not even being called a suspension in some reports. It's being called taking time off.
Personally, I class it the same as Clinton getting blowjobs from random underlings during state calls with Russia, and other nation's leaders. That's his kink, so whatever. You're not supposed to get caught, though. Be discreet.
It's nowhere near as offensive as semen/tampons in food and drink; however, consent is always king.
The members of the meeting didn't consent. It couldn't be immediately slid, unless they wanted sexual harassment slamdunk lawsuits against them.
Keep it professional during meetings.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:32 pm
by Carson
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Thu Oct 22, 2020 3:46 pm
Keep it professional during meetings.
wtf I thought I know about most of this shit . . . Had to look it up.
I feel like Audra Lindley, in my twilight years, brah. I think it's a wack slang, but it's probably exotic as fuck sounding to the Japanese, so whatever.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:56 pm
by mvscal
Epstein did not kill himself.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:22 am
by Wolfman
OJ did it.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:17 pm
by BSmack
Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:49 pm
by Bill in Houston
Take more risks
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:07 am
by smackaholic
If I am still alive, I am 87. I have seen what happens to relatives who hang around that long. It ain't pretty.
Please come find me and snuff me out.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:56 am
by Dinsdale
I'd tell them:
Don't waste your life traveling around the world to try and sell people on your version of religion. It makes you a giant douche.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:05 am
by Softball Bat
I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls, tavern skanks, and scabies.
Instead I got Kermit Washington'd.
Very disappoint.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:29 am
by Dinsdale
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:05 am
I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls
My apologies...
Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:25 am
by Innocent Bystander
BSmack wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:17 pm
Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:49 pm
Take more risks
These are related....
Case in point: Hunter Biden versus Donald Trump. Both had connected fathers, generational wealth and white skin privilege -- but Trump has the drive to turn his failures into future successes. Hunter doesn't.
Is that strictly inner core, or strictly drug usage difference?
BSmack wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 10:17 pm
Your level of success is directly proportional to your level of hustle.
Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:49 pm
Take more risks
These are related....
Case in point: Hunter Biden versus Donald Trump. Both had connected fathers, generational wealth and white skin privilege -- but Trump has the drive to turn his failures into future successes. Hunter doesn't.
Is that strictly inner core, or strictly drug usage difference?
Exactly!
I mean, it’s like LeBron James vs. Bill Belicheck. Both of them had fathers too. And championships. And hoodies.
But, LeBron used his athleticism driven by concentrated focus to rise up, and Bill found ways to bend the rules.
Is that relying on the game itself , or strictly the influence of video games?
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:08 pm
by Innocent Bystander
Lebron plays the game, and didn't rely just upon being naturally gifted. He is a leader of men outside of the court. He will never in a million years be given an NBA head coaching position.
Bill Belichik is a European immigrant anchor grandbaby who was given his first coaching position with a professional team, without having to play professional ball, because of his father's accomplishments. His generational wealth was daddy's networking plus white skin privilege. In Lovecraft Country, a Belichik prospers from 1926.
Bill bends rules because it's normal and expected. He's a cac. What did Rome say? 呃得就呃 Just don't get caught.
Having said that, there's more to Belicheat than being forgiven because he produces championships (except in Cleveland ... hey, wait ...) He is a good coach. So was Shula.
*This site has Jets as being bigger cheaters than New England: https://yourteamcheats.com East Coast fan local squabble, or real?
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 5:21 pm
by Innocent Bystander
As for videogames, I think some people are gamesharkers, while others are Solo Straight Character Challenge junkies. Some are 100% Completionists, others are Chinese buyers of Level 65 characters, all Legendary Gear/Mounts. Some are clerics, others are pkers. Some are speedrunners, others think reading manuals defeats the purpose.
They're games, not real life, though. Might be dream logic at work with how people choose to play, might not.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:39 pm
by BSmack
Innocent Bystander wrote:Lebron plays the game, and didn't rely just upon being naturally gifted. He is a leader of men outside of the court. He will never in a million years be given an NBA head coaching position.
That's because LeBron wants to own a team not coach one.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:49 pm
by Wolfman
LeBron can buy the whole league for all I care.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:26 am
by Derron
Rack the Trolls.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:32 am
by Derron
Dinsdale wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:29 am
Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.
Years ago, at a tavern (Monty's - Beaverton Dins) and I was drinking with these biker dudes and one was making time with this skank. He takes her out in his truck and must have muffed her pretty good, comes back in and dude has menstrual blood all over his tee shirt and beard and moustache.
One of his buddies was high fiving him because that proven act got him some kind of biker patch. One other dude hurled on the floor when he saw him and I found a reason to not hang around those freaks any longer.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:59 am
by Innocent Bystander
Sounds like a gay man going the extra mile to prove he's straight.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 4:15 am
by Softball Bat
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Mon Oct 26, 2020 3:59 am
Sounds like a gay man going the extra mile to prove he's straight.
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.
This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin? He didn't deserve his job back. The only reason he got it back was because he was born on third base to a famous NYC father. That's it.
Fuck Jeffrey Toobin
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:29 pm
by Kierland
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 6:13 pm
You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin?
Third base
Thank you for answering your own question.
Seriously though, anyone who tows the party line is gold, so yes, twats like this always get a second chance.
Re: Your message to a future generation
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:52 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:29 pm
Seriously though, anyone who tows the party line is gold, so yes, twats like this always get a second chance.
Just think, even you are qualified to be on CNN. Your problem is that you'd call them a nazi kunt before they even offered you the gig.
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.
This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin? He didn't deserve his job back. The only reason he got it back was because he was born on third base to a famous NYC father. That's it.
I didn't know that. I assumed he was just a normal jackoff. That's pretty fucked up. Thanks!
It was wonderful to see him back on television. It is inspirational to know that even a public jackoff can have a seat at the table.
This is why people hate "the media," CNN and cable news. You're telling me there aren't millions of highly qualified lawyers in the US who haven't jerked off in front of colleagues on Zoom that could replace Toobin? He didn't deserve his job back. The only reason he got it back was because he was born on third base to a famous NYC father. That's it.
Fuck Jeffrey Toobin
The return of Screwy comes with some surprises. Solid take.
