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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:58 pm You're on fire today. New bong ?
Bailey's and coffee so far.

They might hit the Over in the first half.

If I coached the Chefs, I'd recommend mixing things up, but playing some sort of defense. And maybe just not even trying to field punts.
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In other NFL news, someone was overwhelmed by having free time in January.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/284 ... umping-car
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They might hit the Over in the first half.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:35 pm In other NFL news, someone was overwhelmed by having free time in January.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/284 ... umping-car

Edelman is from Redwood City, California.


Well, there you go. He grew up to close to "the farm" (douche-bag gene).
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:53 pm
Well, there you go. He grew up to close to "the farm" (douche-bag gene).
I fucked his cousin. She grew up in Humbolt.

She's skinny, BTW.
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Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:45 pm
Dinsdale wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:11 pm
They might hit the Over in the first half.


Most points ever scored in the first half of a Playoff game.


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It looks like the Texans stole KC's 1st half defensive playbook.

And are implementing it.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:06 pm Amazing what happens when the Chiefs "look the ball" into their hands.
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Same old Oilers...



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The game everyone has been waiting for today.

The Beast vs. The best qb in football.


I'm seeing a Packer victory.
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In the Northwest, it will be raining tears from the bandwagon known as "Seahawk fan" (which is a nonexistent entity when they're not winning).

If there's any justice in this world, anyway.
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Ask them who Jim Zorn is and they look at you like you asked them to separate an atom.

Most have no idea that they were in the AFC West.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:17 am
The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:31 pm Same old Oilers...

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You don’t know anything about pro football either, do you?


What are you babbling about now... you ignorant swamp-billy ?
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:21 am The Oilers are in Nashville, dumbass.

Stick to selling windchimes.

Do I really have to 'literally" explain jokes to Suckaholic and Super Stupid ?


Unreal.
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That was a great joke and a brilliant photograph. RACK The State.
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:shock:

Who's really posting under Sam's nick?
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The State wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:08 am Ask them who Jim Zorn is and they look at you like you asked them to separate an atom.

Most have no idea that they were in the AFC West.

Around the year of their fluke SB win, I bought a younger guy a beer because he was wearing a silver Joey Galloway jersey.

Hell, if you want a laugh, ask them who the 12th Man is, or better yet, where The Home Of The 12TH Man is... they truly are a clueless lot. Still didn't figure it out when their team got sued for copyright infringement.

It's hilarious.
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BTW, for many years Frank Reich's team held the record for the biggest comeback in NCAA history, too.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:27 am You obviously don’t know shit about NFL franchises. Your “joke” failed because you’re a dumb fuck.

There's a reason you live in Alabama.


The "Oilers" are originally from Houston... you still following me so far ?

The "Texans" are playing in Houston. Hope I haven't lost you, have I ?


The last time the Oilers played in a playoff game where they "choked" a huge lead... they played in Houston.

The "Texans" play in Houston. They just played a "playoff game"... and they "choked" away a game in a similar manner.

Hence, calling the "Texans" the Oilers.



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Dinsdale wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:36 am BTW, for many years Frank Reich's team held the record for the biggest comeback in NCAA history, too.


Maryland ... if I'm not mistaken.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:46 am
The State wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:39 am
Dinsdale wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:36 am BTW, for many years Frank Reich's team held the record for the biggest comeback in NCAA history, too.

Maryland ... if I'm not mistaken.
Absolutely fucking amazing. You googled it, I’m sure.

Yes, one minute after my last post... I googled it and posted it.


Unreal.
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Maryland vs Testaverde and Jimmy Johnson's Hurrigangsters.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:45 pm
The Beast vs. The best qb in football.


Rodgers = 2 TD's

Lynch = 2 TD's



Here we go... 5:00 in the 4th.
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BSmack wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:31 am Image

13 point halftime lead... but, I get the point.
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The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 8:23 pm Not the way I thought it would start.

The Chiefs still win... but kinda shocking start.
The State wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:45 pm The Beast vs. The best qb in football.


I'm seeing a Packer victory.





You know who I am...
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They need to revamp the replay booth.
Clearly, the ball and the receiver hit the turf about a yard short of the line. You see this clearly on the slo mo replay. For them not see this is a serious indication that the view finder they are looking into isn't in 4k.
In fact, I'm willing to bet that they are using television monitors from the 60's.
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88 wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:30 am
EAP wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:03 am They need to revamp the replay booth.
Clearly, the ball and the receiver hit the turf about a yard short of the line. You see this clearly on the slo mo replay. For them not see this is a serious indication that the view finder they are looking into isn't in 4k.
In fact, I'm willing to bet that they are using television monitors from the 60's.
I thought it was short too. But I also don't give a shit. So whatever.
Well. I've got Scott Van Pelt on right now, and he's confirmed my take, saying "I think he was short". Then he prefaces it by adding, "but what can you do in that situation"???

WHAT????
You overturn the ruling on the field you politically correct pencil neck nerd.

Here's something very telling.
Before the ruling from above came down, they showed the one angle from the near sideline that CLEARLY shows his elbows down on the turf a yard from the line he needed to get to.
But AFTER the ruling from above came down, they never showed that angle again.
Same thing on ESPN's Scott van Pelt show. That angle was never shown.
So this begs the question?
Did they destroy the contradictory footage? And if so, does this rise to the missing footage from Epstein's cell?
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Well.
Just when I may have given Scott van Pelt the benefit of the doubt? He drops this shit defending Lynch's gutter rat remarks while attacking his critics all in one fell swoop.
BRAVO Scotty Pelt, you ARE the politically correct pussy boy we always knew you and your employer ESPN to be.

No balls. All media and press, sports or otherwise, are no balls lying sacks of feces.

Who cares if lynch is a high priced gutter rat? The media sucks his dick no matter what.
By the way? This isn't about race,
If Christian McCaffrey did that crap time after time at the national podium? I'd call him a POS gutter rat as well.
But McCaffrey acts like a human being. Oh, by the way?
Lynch isn't half the stud that Christian is.
My two cents.
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Papa Willie wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:38 am Have you ever noticed that the ones who love abortions are the ones who should have been aborted?

........

This is why I'm for abortion.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:52 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:38 am Have you ever noticed that the ones who love abortions are the ones who should have been aborted?

........

This is why I'm for abortion.
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I laughed.


Go easy on Porky.

He's like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men".
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Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:25 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:38 am
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 12:21 am The Oilers are in Nashville, dumbass.

Stick to selling windchimes.
Without ever reading his replies, I know he's too fucking stupid to put that together.
The dumbass tried to be funny suggesting that the Texans losing the lead against the Chiefs was “the same old Oilers”.

His reference to the Bills-Oilers playoff game was stupid.

Cali drinking water must be tainted with fecal matter. That might explain his brain malfunctions.



Ahhh, how cute.


Southerners looking for emotional support from one another after they get their ass kicked.

Ignore their lack of takes when they post in a Big Boy Football thread. They have no idea what it is.
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The State wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:03 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:25 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:38 am

Without ever reading his replies, I know he's too fucking stupid to put that together.
The dumbass tried to be funny suggesting that the Texans losing the lead against the Chiefs was “the same old Oilers”.

His reference to the Bills-Oilers playoff game was stupid.

Cali drinking water must be tainted with fecal matter. That might explain his brain malfunctions.



Ahhh, how cute.


Southerners looking for emotional support from one another after they get their ass kicked.

Ignore their lack of takes when they post in a Big Boy Football thread. They have no idea what it is.
You'd better get rid of that false statement that the state has all the answers.
You can be sued for libelous comments on a major national message board.
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And now for something completely different.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/antonio-b ... itter_page

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BSmack wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:22 pm And now for something completely different.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/antonio-b ... itter_page

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Phallic shaped gummies? Yumm!

Sincerely,
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This just in from Mr. Brown.

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them. But, the police reflect so much injustice, it’s so unfair. When I went to FIU I had a crazy cop chase, ask my friend Mario. And in 2007 police had me at gun point for no reason and I got kicked out. Why me?"

Seriously somebody needs to file for power of attorney over him or he's going to end up in a gutter somewhere. It makes you wonder where his parents are.

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The State wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:03 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:25 pm
Papa Willie wrote: Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:38 am

Without ever reading his replies, I know he's too fucking stupid to put that together.
The dumbass tried to be funny suggesting that the Texans losing the lead against the Chiefs was “the same old Oilers”.

His reference to the Bills-Oilers playoff game was stupid.

Cali drinking water must be tainted with fecal matter. That might explain his brain malfunctions.



Ahhh, how cute.


Southerners looking for emotional support from one another after they get their ass kicked.

Ignore their lack of takes when they post in a Big Boy Football thread. They have no idea what it is.
Why are you in a BIG BOY football post then?
You aren't big enough for a "pop warner squad" even.
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So you know nothing about the outdoors. I figured as much you fat retarded fuck.
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