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Deutsche Bank
Morgan Stanley
JPMorgan

All flashing major warning signs in the last couple of days.



Deutsche Bank will exit global equities business and slash 18,000 jobs in sweeping overhaul
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/07/deutsch ... -bank.html

The scene at Deutsche Bank buildings around the world may look eerily familiar to those on Wall Street
impacted by the financial crisis more than a decade ago...

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/08/axed-de ... -hand.html




Weaker growth will offset a Fed rate cut—so sell stocks, warns Morgan Stanley

Our call of the day though, kicks things off with a warning from Morgan Stanley which is “putting our money
where our mouth is” and downgrading global equities to underweight from equal-weight.

Here’s why: ‘The most straightforward reason for the shift is simple—we project poor returns,” said Andrew
Sheets and a team of strategists.

“There comes a point for every analyst where you need to change your forecast or change your view. We’re
doing the latter,” wrote Sheets and team.

Morgan Stanley is expecting a rate cut, but Sheets argues history shows that when central banks cut because
growth is weak, it is the weakness that matters more for stocks in the end.


https://www.marketwatch.com/story/weake ... 2019-07-08




JPMorgan Sees Rising Risk of Bond Tantrum That Could Hit Stocks

There’s a significant risk of an abrupt sell-off in the bond market, which could also engulf stocks,
according to JPMorgan Chase & Co.
The evidence “points to significant risk of an abrupt bond reversal going forward,” the JPMorgan
team wrote. “Any abrupt selloff is unlikely to be favorable to equities given the support that equity
markets received from the strong rally in bond markets in recent months.”


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... hit-stocks





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We were warned.

We didn't listen.

FADE TO BLACK
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It's the final countdown!



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Hey 'tart, if we meet up by the escape pods, I packed some extra Capri Suns and Rice Krispie squares for you and the fam.

#world-on-fire
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Pops gets a hard on every time he sees a headline that might indicate what he's been unsuccessfully predicting for the past 20 years or so.

If he gets it right even once, I guess he can take a victory lap. I won't hold my breath.
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MEMO TO MARTY: ~ if you see Mikey running to the escape pods, lock the doors
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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18,000 jobs is a LOT of fucking blood. If that was a US bank we'd be panicking.
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:13 am Doom
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:23 am Hey 'tart, if we meet up by the escape pods, I packed some extra Capri Suns and Rice Krispie squares for you and the fam.
Rice Krispie squares!

Wonderful!

Just please don't lace them with anything.

I must have all my faculties about me as I try to navigate through the dark and perilous days that are now on our doorstep.
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Mikey wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:35 amIf he gets it right even once, I guess he can take a victory lap.
Deutsche, Morgan, and JP can take the lap.

They are calling it.

I am reporting news, seeing as Sudden Spam is slow on this one.





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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:16 am Just please don't lace them with anything.
It's cool, 'tart. You can trust me.

Be careful about what you accept from strangers. What starts off as an innocent drink could end up with you naked and crying, curled up in a fetal position in the corner of the sauna...

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“My dentist, that’s another beauty, my dentist, you kiddin’ me. It cost me five thousand dollars to have all new teeth put in. Now he tells me I need braces!” —Rodney Dangerfield
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Once of my all-time favorite scenes...










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Iran's future for fucking with the beast.. IDF


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This won't end well for the Persians.





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Barry is poised to bend its way right up Nawlin's ass.



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Lots of rain in the forecast. :)



NO will sink into the Gulf or Mexico.
Cali will break off into the Pacific.
The markets will crater.

Russian subs will attack when the nation is vulnerable.



It's all coming together.
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In New Orleans, neither mandatory nor voluntary evacuations have been ordered, as the city's mayor, Latoya Cantrell, advised residents to shelter in place. Cantrell said the city only enacts evacuations for hurricanes of Category 3 force or higher, according to the Saffir-Simpson Scale. "Therefore, sheltering in place is our strategy," the mayor told reporters at a news conference on Thursday.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather- ... t/70008788



Hmmm...

Barry is poised to be a major RAIN event, not a SURGE event.

Is "shelter in place" really wise advice?
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I was out of the country so maybe I missed it but did Pops doom and gloom for the first week of July come to pass? His pimping of Barry under the doom title also never came to pass.
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It did come true. The red menace is still alive.
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Left Seater wrote: Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:16 pm I was out of the country so maybe I missed it but did Pops doom and gloom for the first week of July come to pass? His pimping of Barry under the doom title also never came to pass.

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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:43 am
Shit barometer :lol:

Greatest show ever
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I asked a question, 'tard.

Why didn't you post a take -----> before the fact?



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poptart wrote:NO will sink into the Gulf or Mexico.
Cali will break off into the Pacific.
The markets will crater.

Russian subs will attack when the nation is vulnerable.



It's all coming together.
Give it a little more time.
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Softball Bat wrote: Wed Jul 17, 2019 12:18 am Give it a little more time.
The stock market is definitely due for a correction the longer than Trump is in office.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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The head of the #ROK national security office is presiding over an emergency meeting being held
in an underground bunker
of the presidential compound in Seoul after the #DPRK fires more
projectiles into the sea. https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN2019080600 ... tion=nk/nk … #Korea


https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1158516289285107713

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an emergency meeting being held in an underground bunker


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Emails!
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FEMA Will Conduct A Nationwide Emergency Alert Test On August 7


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:shock:







There’s no need to lunge for the storm shelter when those annoying screeches belt out on televisions and radios
across the country at 2:20 PM EDT on August 7. It’s just a test....


https://www.forbes.com/sites/dennismers ... f795a54453







ARE YOU SURE?!?!?!

STORM SHELTER?!?!?!
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911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

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Bloat wrote:So let me guess - the market has a bad day, and old fucked flat guy says “see”?
Guess again, dipshit.
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Kierland wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:26 am 911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

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Please, 9-11 or 9/11 is the proper nomenclature. 911 is the emergency telephone number.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Kierland wrote: Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:26 am 911 was real and not a reason to fuck regular everyday people over.
I promise.

Sin,
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Please, 9-11 or 9/11 is the proper nomenclature. 911 is the emergency telephone number.
Nobody cares anymore.

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US officials expecting Iran to launch rocket in coming days

Washington(CNN) The US government is in possession of classified imagery that shows Iran is getting ready to launch a rocket
as soon as next week that the Iranians claim will put a peaceful satellite into orbit, but that the US sees as furthering Tehran's
missile development, multiple US officials tell CNN.

While Tehran claims the launch is for peaceful purposes, it's a program that utilizes the same technology that would be needed
for an intercontinental ballistic missile -- the type that could someday strike the US.

Iranian missile launches are not barred under the 2015 nuclear deal that Tehran signed with the US, Russia, China, Germany,
France, the United Kingdom and European Union. Iran is still largely, but not completely, adhering to the deal, which the US
left in May 2018.

But a United Nations resolution passed when the parties forged the international deal calls upon Iran "not to undertake any
activity related to ballistic missiles designed to be capable of delivering nuclear weapons, including launches using such
ballistic missile technology." The Trump administration...

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/08/16/poli ... OZU8zp1Tno




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Jews Gone Wild!




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#BREAKING
#Israel is conducting Airstrikes in #Gaza.
The #IDF just conducted airstrikes in Northern #Gaza.

https://twitter.com/Deven_Intel/status/ ... 2715496449






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Iran says oil tanker struck by missiles off Saudi Arabian coast
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/iran-says ... -1.5317528?

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/iran-says ... 28?cmp=rss





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Trump is dragging his feet on a war with Iran...and you're not okay with that.
Got it.
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Nice little doom update here...

https://beta.sam.gov/opp/844a15b48a8546 ... rue&page=1

The ceiling for each of the contracts will be increased from $610 million to $1.220 billion (an increase of $610 million each).




Whatever "doom" FEMA previously anticipated for 2020 abruptly doubled (as far as possible funds needed to deal with it) as of January 15th.

Up from around 2 billion dollars to around 4 billion dollars.

What "doom" are they expecting?




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