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Pinheads
Lindsay Graham
Derek Carr
Kirsten Gillibrand
mvscal
Bill Raftery
Brandon Reynolds
Jesse Waters
Serena Williams
William Barr
Greg Norman



Patriots
Alice Cooper
Steve in HTown
Yuna Kim
Sudden Sam
Martin Luther (RIP)
Bob Barker
Michael Cohen
Lance Berkman
Paul Schaffer
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Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.

Many people could have ended up on the eclectic list.
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I’m scratching my head trying to figure out why Martin Luther is a patriot. While the dude began the Reformation with his 95 thesis nailed to the Wittenberg Castle Church door, thus ushering in a new age of scientific discovery, exploration, refreshed commitment to the rule of law, and appreciation for the inerrancy of Scripture, his allegiance was to the Church, and only secondarily to Frederick the Wise, Elector of Saxony. Calling him a patriot would be a stretch. Just sayin’.
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Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.
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Well said, Phibes.
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:01 am


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Dr_Phibes wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:10 am Relative to his time, he stuck a giant boot up the Catholics arse , drop-kicked the Tribe and translated books to people in their native language - rather than Latin which no-one understood.
In terms of patriotism, he's off the charts.
He also wrote both the words and the music for "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God".
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Do you imagine any of his close buddies called him Marty?
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Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.
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Sirfindafold wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:03 pm Pussys
Check your spelling, dingbat.
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Rooster wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:40 pm Alright, I can see why Martin Luther would be on that list, but once we accept him as a viable candidate for patriotic GOAT, I believe Johannes Gutenberg should be included as well. I think that he would easily kick Alice Cooper off that list quicker than Goobs can down a fifth of rotgot whiskey.
Rotgot? Never heard of it.
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You never heard of 15 Year Barrel Aged Rotgot?

And you call yourself a Bourbon connoisseur.

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I don't call myself a "connoisseur". It's "kind of a sewer".
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That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B. I bring up the printing press and get spelling smack in return— as if Gutenberg never made an error on that invention of his.
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Rooster wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2019 4:26 pm That’s what I get for attempting to elevate the level of conversation here in T1B.
You could have just quit posting. :mrgreen:
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Goober McTuber wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm

You could have just quit posting. :mrgreen:
You first.
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Derron wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:22 am
Goober McTuber wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2019 5:48 pm

You could have just quit posting. :mrgreen:
You first.
Brilliant IKYABWAI-esque comeback pinhead.
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All people that are illegally coming into the United States now will be removed from our Country at a
later date as we build up our removal forces and as the laws are changed.


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Softball Bat wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:17 pm Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.
Just curious...how did Alice Cooper qualify?
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I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.



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Old news.

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Softball Bat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.
I'm not sure you understand what the word "patriot" means.
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I'm not using the traditional definition, ML.
Basically just funnin' around.

Sam wrote:What exactly were the qualities that made one eligible for a Patriot listing?
poptart wrote:Patriots have either shown some measure of character that I find admirable, or have done well by me personally in some way.
You can make your own list if you care to.



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Pinhead
Stanley Pickle




That's for our ol' pal, who is melting down/spamming about ---> this thread <--- over at -----> Stucknut.

https://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.ph ... ,84.0.html



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Softball Bat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 6:53 pm Pinhead
Stanley Pickle




That's for our ol' pal, who is melting down/spamming about ---> this thread <--- over at -----> Stucknut.

https://www.stucknut.com/forum/index.ph ... ,84.0.html



Too funny!
Looks like he's posting to himself over there. Almost as pathetic as Toolio's recent impotent attempts at smack.
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Probably the first time I’ve visited that place in 5+ years. I know I’ve destroyed Milton’s life, and now it’s confirmed that I ruined Picklette’s life as well.

Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!
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Papa Willie wrote: Mon May 20, 2019 2:29 pm
Wow. Is it true that I destroyed SC3 as well? (Fuck yeah!). And wow - I’m still banned from Fucknut as well!

I heard you were also banned at Golden Corral.
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He loves Cracker Barrel.
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ML@Coyote wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 3:39 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Sat May 18, 2019 2:40 pm I believe Vincent Furnier is a Christian.
I'm not sure you understand what the word "patriot" means.
And therein lies one of 'tart's many problems. His perception of things.

Or lack thereof.
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Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 am
Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.
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Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 am
Jayne wrote:My ass hurts.
Really? That's your comeback?

Excellent job of admitting defeat in the face of humiliation.

Now make me a sammich.




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:lol:

I'm still trying to figure out how Ross Perot didn't make his "patriot" list.
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You and Jayne are both trying way too hard.

It is called -----> flailing.
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Softball Bat wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 4:13 am You and Jay are both trying way too hard.

It is called -----> flailing.
Once again, perception as a concept and viable reality sadly eludes you. You haven't seen either one of us TRY, you delusional old cretin.

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My goodness, I’m experiencing a serious case of fremdschamen for Badger-boy— who I assume is an alias for Poptart. He’s having a conversation with himself at Stucknut. :oops:
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He is mentally ill.
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