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I thought we were going to discuss your IQ.

Furyk's second round under 60 in three years.
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Goober McTuber wrote:I thought we were going to discuss your IQ.
I thought pant size.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Again, you and your crank obsession. When is the last time you've seen professional help for this?
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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1 eagle, 10 birdies, 7 pars...sick.
Go Bucs, Gators
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Again, you and your crank obsession. When is the last time you've seen professional help for this?
You mean like a male prostitute?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Bucmonkey wrote:1 eagle, 10 birdies, 7 pars...sick.
Pretty much out of control. I almost believe I'd just quit after a round like that.
Really? Would you quit posting if a bunch of us racked one of your posts?

I've got my RACK at the ready. :mrgreen:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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58 is... 58.

Albeit on a par 70, making it a -12 round.

The last guy on the PGA who shot a -12 was... Jim Furyk. On a par 71, for a 59.
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Papa Willie wrote:Don't you have your wife's dick to suck?
You're so obsessed with dicks, you think you can find one on a woman? Get help.

Still got that RACK ready.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
You're so obsessed with dicks
And that's all you can chime back with.
Just call me Captain Obvious.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Just call me Captain Obvious.
Can I call you Captain Stalker instead?
You might as well just call me "Master". I own you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Do I have to actually start moderating for the first time in 10+ years, or will you guys stick to golf?

It's bad enough what you 2 clowns do to CDS.
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Dins should just be grateful for the traffic.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I remember the last time I played Edgewood. Long fucking time ago, I think before I joined the Navy. The plans had already been made to have some fancy shmancy TPC architect come in and completely redo it into a world class course. This would be no Wethersfield CC pitch and put that the PGA guys had been prison-raping since the early 50s. No sir, this was gonna be the real deal. It would be US Open worthy. It was supposed to have a few par 5s that were insanely long.

The new RIver Highlands TPC place would put the GHO on the map.

I guess it did. It put it on the nobody over par makes the cut map.

I just want to know how the hell Furyk was at 1 over after 3 days? That is some serious overnight improvement.
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Maybe you're on to something, willie. :lol: I see no other explanation.
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Dinsdale wrote:Do I have to actually start moderating for the first time in 10+ years, or will you guys stick to golf?

It's bad enough what you 2 clowns do to CDS.
no shit Dins, we don't want this place devolving to the CDS forum.....as for Furyk's 58, I don't give a shit where he got it, that's a fucking incredible score.....how does a guy his age (47), his distance off the tee (which is relatively short by tour standards at number 167 in tour stats) and his putting average (80th on tour) shoot a 58? I mean we've all had rounds where you fall into a groove and start playing really well, but come on........I like Furyk and glad he got the record....
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