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l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Close-up of my Pappy:

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
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My current whiskey inventory:

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My bar:

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Glad to see you've taken my criticism to heart.
Maybe you're smarter than you seem.
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Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Glad to see you've taken my criticism to heart.
Maybe you're smarter than you seem.
I'm just getting it trimmed. It's not going to be all Mikey-scorched-earth.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hmmmm, Madtown, 165 miles away, roughly 2 hr drive, McGoobs with a nice collection that I want to partake in but unfortunately the wife would say, who? why? what? are you insane, you don't know him?

Nice collection Goobs, I wish I kept some of the local stuff from where I grew up in Paducah KY and even better the shine that is distilled in the area, good stuff.

Too bad I can't make a side trip your way when we head to family in Sheboygan.
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Lol, that was my immediate reaction as well, Mikey. My next thought was Goober is to Sam Elliot as Frank Stallone is to Sly: The Dollar General version of the real thing.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Why are those wine bottles upside down? Does Dinsdale know about this?
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Fucking hilarious, 88. :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Jsc810 wrote:Rack the Blanton's being first on the bar.
Blanton's is decent, but to me it's middle of the road in that group. It's not first, it's just one of the shortest bottles, hence, it's on the outside.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Rack the Blanton's being first on the bar.
Blanton's is decent, but to me it's middle of the road in that group. It's not first, it's just one of the shortest bottles, hence, its' on the outside.
Sort of the TVO of booze.
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kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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Let's just be grateful he was wearing clothes.
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BSmack wrote:Let's just be grateful he was wearing clothes.
I'm not wearing any pants.

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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BTW, I've read a bunch of stuff online suggesting the the Pappy 15 is over-hyped.

No. That shit is absolutely far and away the very best whiskey I've ever tasted. By a long shot. There's a reason it regularly sells on the secondary market for $800 a bottle.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
3, 2, none

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The grape picture on the wall was an effort? It's a bit sterile :?
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mvscal wrote:Why are those wine bottles upside down? Does Dinsdale know about this?

Uhm... because Goobs isn't an idiot (in this instance), and knows to keep the corks wet? Wine is always stored cork down... dipshit.


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I thought the official wine snob way to store it was on its side.
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smackaholic wrote:I thought the official wine snob way to store it was on its side.
Wine racks have a little slope from back to front. It accomplishes the same thing. As Dinsdale said, you want to keep the cork wet.
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I know I like keeping my cork wet.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:I know I like keeping my cork wet.
You wouldn't know a female if she....

Fuck it

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Go Coogs' wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I know I like keeping my cork wet.
You wouldn't know a female if she....

Fuck it

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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Photo request for goobs McCum lover....please submit a photo of yourself with your head tilted sideways and your mouth open so you can gulp all the gallons of jizz and piss you crave.
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TROTS ALL JEWS!

Mohammid Christ....YOU SUKKK!
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Racks all around.
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Today's addition to the collection. This is a gimmick whiskey. Whiskey barrels loaded onto a boat for 6 months. Exposed to the elements and the salt air, sloshed around in the barrels greatly increasing the whiskey's contact with the wood. I'll withhold judgement till I've had more than a fairly small sample.

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Fairly extensive review here.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I can't tell if Goobs looks like the owner of a small town sports bar who creepily hits on all the waitresses, or a loan shark from a cheesy made for TV movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips except he's sporting a gold chain and a toothpick in his mouth.
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Goobs found his calling.


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I'm sorry, Goobs. You knew things like this were going to happen.
War is hell.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I can't tell if Goobs looks like the owner of a small town sports bar who creepily hits on all the waitresses
I would be so good at that.
WAITRESS NEEDED: Local sports bar. Should be young, attractive, height and weight proportional. Daddy issues a plus.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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^^^ Good stuff
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Roach wrote:Troll stop, or impending Daisy Chain . . . You make the prediction.

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Oh my god....so funny! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

10/10
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