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Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:15 pm

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l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:16 pm

Close-up of my Pappy:

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Mikey » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:17 pm

Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:19 pm

My current whiskey inventory:

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My bar:

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:20 pm

Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Mikey » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:25 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Glad to see you've taken my criticism to heart.
Maybe you're smarter than you seem.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:31 pm

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:Nice do.

Better answer the phone - 1980 is calling.
Follically-challenged little bitch says what? :lol: :lol:

Haircut appointment in an hour.
Glad to see you've taken my criticism to heart.
Maybe you're smarter than you seem.
I'm just getting it trimmed. It's not going to be all Mikey-scorched-earth.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Arch Angel » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:50 pm

Hmmmm, Madtown, 165 miles away, roughly 2 hr drive, McGoobs with a nice collection that I want to partake in but unfortunately the wife would say, who? why? what? are you insane, you don't know him?

Nice collection Goobs, I wish I kept some of the local stuff from where I grew up in Paducah KY and even better the shine that is distilled in the area, good stuff.

Too bad I can't make a side trip your way when we head to family in Sheboygan.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Papa Willie » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:09 pm

I was gonna say 1979, but good job, Mikey. :grin:

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Rooster » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:06 pm

Lol, that was my immediate reaction as well, Mikey. My next thought was Goober is to Sam Elliot as Frank Stallone is to Sly: The Dollar General version of the real thing.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Jsc810 » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:19 pm

Rack the Blanton's being first on the bar.
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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Mikey » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Papa Willie » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:39 pm

:bode: 88

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by mvscal » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:32 pm

:lol:
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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by mvscal » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:33 pm

Why are those wine bottles upside down? Does Dinsdale know about this?
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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:37 pm

Fucking hilarious, 88. :lol: :lol:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:40 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Rack the Blanton's being first on the bar.
Blanton's is decent, but to me it's middle of the road in that group. It's not first, it's just one of the shortest bottles, hence, it's on the outside.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Mikey » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Rack the Blanton's being first on the bar.
Blanton's is decent, but to me it's middle of the road in that group. It's not first, it's just one of the shortest bottles, hence, its' on the outside.
Sort of the TVO of booze.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Screw_Michigan » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:44 pm

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by BSmack » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:50 pm

Let's just be grateful he was wearing clothes.
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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 10:58 pm

BSmack wrote:Let's just be grateful he was wearing clothes.
I'm not wearing any pants.

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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:10 pm

BTW, I've read a bunch of stuff online suggesting the the Pappy 15 is over-hyped.

No. That shit is absolutely far and away the very best whiskey I've ever tasted. By a long shot. There's a reason it regularly sells on the secondary market for $800 a bottle.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by R-Jack » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:19 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
l to r: 63 years old, 15 years old, 12 years old
3, 2, none

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Dr_Phibes » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:30 am

The grape picture on the wall was an effort? It's a bit sterile :?

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Dinsdale » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:24 am

mvscal wrote:Why are those wine bottles upside down? Does Dinsdale know about this?

Uhm... because Goobs isn't an idiot (in this instance), and knows to keep the corks wet? Wine is always stored cork down... dipshit.


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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by smackaholic » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:43 am

I thought the official wine snob way to store it was on its side.
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Post by BSmack » Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:52 am

smackaholic wrote:I thought the official wine snob way to store it was on its side.
Wine racks have a little slope from back to front. It accomplishes the same thing. As Dinsdale said, you want to keep the cork wet.
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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:28 am

I know I like keeping my cork wet.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Go Coogs' » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:16 am

Goober McTuber wrote:I know I like keeping my cork wet.
You wouldn't know a female if she....

Fuck it

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Papa Willie » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:30 am

Props to Goobs for this one. He knew he was going to have to weather a shit storm, and he has done well.

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Screw_Michigan » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:51 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I know I like keeping my cork wet.
You wouldn't know a female if she....

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by The Big Pickle » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:06 pm

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Photo request for goobs McCum lover....please submit a photo of yourself with your head tilted sideways and your mouth open so you can gulp all the gallons of jizz and piss you crave.

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Post by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:18 pm

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Post by The Big Pickle » Tue Jul 26, 2016 2:19 pm

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TROTS ALL JEWS!

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by trev » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:44 pm

Racks all around.

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Post by Carson » Tue Jul 26, 2016 5:48 pm

:lol:
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:lol:

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by Goober McTuber » Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:52 pm

Today's addition to the collection. This is a gimmick whiskey. Whiskey barrels loaded onto a boat for 6 months. Exposed to the elements and the salt air, sloshed around in the barrels greatly increasing the whiskey's contact with the wood. I'll withhold judgement till I've had more than a fairly small sample.

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Fairly extensive review here.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim

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Re: Me and my Pappy

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:37 pm

I can't tell if Goobs looks like the owner of a small town sports bar who creepily hits on all the waitresses, or a loan shark from a cheesy made for TV movie starring Lou Diamond Phillips except he's sporting a gold chain and a toothpick in his mouth.

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