Crazy rumor I heard.....

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battery chucka' one wrote:And, the mass exodus of TOTers suggests a little planning involved.
Yes brainiac, it was all a well organized plan. In all three threads posted on TSB, Scobode and Smackboard explaining the merger last week, TOT was mentioned as being part of this reunion how many times?

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battery chucka' one wrote: valid rumor

Nice self ass kicking.
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socal wrote:Sounds like one of your screenplays.
:lol:

Except the post was more interesting.
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Post by battery chucka' one »

Wow, trolls get up in arms, now don't they? ;)
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battery chucka' one wrote:Wow, nothing like a possibly valid rumor to get a bunch of trolls up in arms.
OK.....slowly now......

I want you to think, very slowly now, about what you just wrote.

Reread it a couple of times, have you?

OK, for your next assignment, I want you to write a 5000 word essay on why you're such a complete fucking idiot. You have plenty of research material to work with, right there. When you get that report done, go ahead and throw it in the trash, and try to learn something from it.
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Post by The Whistle Is Screaming »

I give up, I thought I could cover it up, but obviously this BCO character is too much.

Everything that ppanther wrote is 100% true. I swear on a stack of bibles, if I'm not telling the truth then let our Lord Jesus Christ strike me down. I'm serious.
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:lol: And this is why message boards (and those who populate them) make me laugh. :lol: You guys are priceless. ;)<----for TWIS
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PrimeX wrote: Yes brainiac, it was all a well organized plan. In all three threads posted on TSB, Scobode and Smackboard explaining the merger last week, TOT was mentioned as being part of this reunion how many times?
A point that I think a WHOLE BUNCH of people are missing.
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I heard that BCO likes to take it up the ass. I can't say it's true, but I won't say it's not.
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Your IP's are all logged and loaded.

My epic spamblast will be like none you'll ever witness.

I will be rich beyond my wildest dreams because I KNOW you people will buy the Viagra, sex toys and Pay per Porn as well as refinance your homes and get credit counseling. What a perfect setup I put together, now if I can place the GooglBot here I'll retire within the week.
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Cuda wrote:I heard that BCO likes to take it up the ass. I can't say it's true, but I won't say it's not.
It took about 3 days, but we have a homosmack blast. :lol:
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Cuda wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:OK, I'll point out the stupidity of your first post, then once you acknowledge it, this gets moved to TroTs.

The owners/admins had all the IP's and e-mail addresses before the new board was created, why would they need to "lure" their old posters here?

You're either trolling to start shit or you're dumber than a box of rocks, which is it?
I vote Box of Rocks
Gotta concur. BCO, I have to hand it to you...you never fail to amaze me when you post. I can't set the bar low enough for you...
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Post by Moorese »

ppanther wrote:I hired the people who own this board to lure a bunch of people here so I could get a list of all their IP numbers.
Just so you know, my IP number is FUCKING HUGE. I doubt it will fit in your box.
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Oh, the rumor didn't necessarily say he was a homo- just that he liked to take it up the ass
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Post by Catfish »

OK, I admit it.


As well you should! And I bet your cat was in on it too!




I hired the people who own this board to lure a bunch of people here so I could get a list of all their IP numbers.




Did you really? Or did you outsource the job to some distant country where Al-Queda controls the government?




That information is extremely valuable, ya know. The email addresses really don't fetch much money from 'those people who pay people for lists of email addresses' these days, but the IP numbers... WOW.



Look! I know that the super-fancy brands of cat food are way too expensive, but was it really necessary to betray us all to the Alliance of Evil?






I get emails from hackers and other sorts of very mean people on a daily basis. "Do you have any new IP numbers? I'll pay $0.0005 per address for lists of 1000+!"

I just can't let that sort of financial opportunity pass me by. Sorry about that... thanks for posting, though.





I bet that you’re not really sorry at all. You and the cat are just sitting there spending all that money on tiny but expensive “cat bling-bling” and laughing wickedly.
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Re: Crazy rumor I heard.....

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battery chucka' one wrote:The admins/owners of theoneboard (the Alliance) lured away all the posters from their old boards so they could build up a stockpile of email and IP addresses, for purpose of selling to online marketers. Once this information is sold (and your email is teeming with spam, your computer overrun with popups), this board will be sold to the highest bidder (and probably become a pay site). I don't know the validity of this rumor, but it does seem at least a little feasible.

Your thoughts? Perhaps some answers to these charges.
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bco,
It may take you once again posting image after image of Misty May and that other ho to get yerself outta this hole. Hell, they better be licking peanut butter from each's gash for you to make it to the rim of this hole.
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Sloppy work there, BCO.

Clean out your locker.
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ppanther wrote:OK, I admit it. I hired the people who own this board to lure a bunch of people here so I could get a list of all their IP numbers. That information is extremely valuable, ya know. The email addresses really don't fetch much money from 'those people who pay people for lists of email addresses' these days, but the IP numbers... WOW.

I get emails from hackers and other sorts of very mean people on a daily basis. "Do you have any new IP numbers? I'll pay $0.0005 per address for lists of 1000+!"

I just can't let that sort of financial opportunity pass me by. Sorry about that... thanks for posting, though.
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Scott,

It's Biggie's Golden Parachute clause you better worry about.
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Easy for you to joke about this, but I quit my Full Time Job to moderate this little slice of heaven
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Who cares if its sold? I'm getting anew computer soon anyways. Let em infest this one,its history in a few weeks
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^^^

Rack the fucking sig!
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Are dynamic IPs worth more than static ones?

Just askin'

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rozy wrote:Kinda of a shitty alternate to the "Hi, I am new here, can we all suck together?" threads but at least it had more than 5 words.
Actually, the second day this shithole was up, I thought I'd give ya all some a that Midwest humor, and tried posting TOB's very first; "This sordid clambake Sucks Horse Cocks!" thread, as like a joke But;

then I read some posts about how the whole "sordid clambake", "Iodot" "Pron" shit was getting old, and then it dawned on me that there is a new sherrif in town. And subsequently, it got deleted.

(I'm kinda gald, too. The old boards were being overrun with total dickheads)
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orcinus wrote:Your rumor is absolutely, 100% correct. In fact, I'm planning on sending my daughter to college with my split. I hear some folks will pony up all kinds of cash for these things.
This isn't going to affect the pay scale for Mods is it?
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Mace wrote: Your job as a hot dog vendor ....
Is that what Iowans call it?

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MSUFAN wrote:Actually, the second day this shithole was up, I thought I'd give ya all some a that Midwest humor
In the future, do so by linking to my posts. I don't want the Midwest to be poorly represented.
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Bacefelice wrote:I don't want the Midwest to be poorly represented.
Werd to your Rams.
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JCT wrote:I heard they'll end up sending bbq over to your house to molest your pets.
Shit .... I had bbq tonight .... oh fuck ... where's the dog ?
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Post by rozy »

This will serve as evidence of just how badly a stone cold dumbass can get his ass reamed on this board.

Too many RACKS all the way around to list...



.......and off it goes
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Wow, lotta names I haven't seen in awhile.

Is this our answer to TBT on fb? way back wednesday?

We should make a habit of it.
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