Reschedule the final four?

The best of the best
Post Reply
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Reschedule the final four?

Post by Headhunter »

Do we need to postpone this round?


Velo hasn't logged in since Wednesday the 12th. He probably doesn't know he's moved on.
DC hasn't logged on since Sunday the 16th, and just moved.
Today is Good Friday, and a get away day for a lot of people traveling for Easter.

Do we want to put this off until middle of next week? I'd rather see the battles than have this thing fizzle out at the end (Like every other smack-off)

Judges? Participants? I'd vote reschedule if anyone cares.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

I'm working on some stuff as we speak, but I'm all for rescheduling. Tonight being a Friday, a holiday, and with the NCAA Tourney on, most people won't be near a computer.
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Headhunter »

I hear ya, Mgo. I'm ready to go, but if the other two esteemed gentlemen don't show, a hearty "Fuck Velo and DC" would be a solid enough blast to win. I'd like to think there is greater entertainment value to be mined.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
User avatar
The Whistle Is Screaming
Left-handed monkey wrench
Posts: 2797
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:24 pm
Location: Eat Me Luther, Eat Me!

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by The Whistle Is Screaming »

How about we take your spots and declare ourselves the winners.

Sin,
Fandango & Kid Nashville
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
User avatar
SaladTosser
Violet the Organ Grinder
Posts: 581
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 7:33 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by SaladTosser »

I have a long, drawn-out opinion on this, but I'm short on time.

In short, a postponement is cool by me, under the circumstances. My .02.
Bizzarofelice wrote:I drank as much orange soda as an inner city block party.
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by PSUFAN »

Make sure you run it by Y2K.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

That shit's beneath me.
User avatar
Biggie
The Great Illuminator
Posts: 1271
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:36 pm
Location: The Town

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Biggie »

Seems like a lot of trouble. Why don't we just tell you who wins?
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Headhunter »

Can I get my "Fuck Velo" blast in before you do, so I'll at least have some basis to complain?
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
fix
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2551
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:20 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by fix »

How about we just extend it until 3-30 and hope the alliance doesn't have any plans for this place before then.
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by PSUFAN »

I see no reason to limit the time haymakers can be landed by this group. Heck, velo might have finished his photoshop course by then!
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Headhunter »

I like the extension idea better.

Midnight Tuesday? Wednesday?

How long does it take DC to unload his fucking fertilizer anyways?
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
User avatar
poptart
Quitty McQuitface
Posts: 15211
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:45 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by poptart »

The Whistle is Screaming wrote:How about we take your spots and declare ourselves the winners.

Sin,
Fandango & Kid Nashville
RACK!
User avatar
Cuda
IKYABWAI
Posts: 10195
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:55 pm
Location: Your signature is too long

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Cuda »

Biggie wrote:Seems like a lot of trouble. Why don't we just tell you who wins?

I was this } { close to voting for TWiS in the last round, because jews don't take Good Friday off.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
User avatar
Miss Conduct
Keeper of the Quarters
Posts: 84
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:46 pm
Location: I DA HO

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Miss Conduct »

I'd be fine with postponing it. My boss is on vacation all next week and I'll be able to log in more regularly. 8)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
User avatar
RadioFan
Liberal Media Conspirator
Posts: 7487
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:59 am
Location: Tulsa

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by RadioFan »

Ok, I'll reset the start and end times later today.

Midnight Tuesday to midnight Thursday sound OK? (that's 11:59 p.m. for you, Biggie)
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Headhunter »

Sounds good to me.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Yep.

Off to the bar for beer and basketball.
Jerkovich
Please pay attention to Me
Posts: 1149
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:10 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Jerkovich »

Why not cancel due to a lack of interest, or anything interesting.
Image
User avatar
RadioFan
Liberal Media Conspirator
Posts: 7487
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:59 am
Location: Tulsa

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by RadioFan »

Because it's not reindeer season.
Van wrote:It's like rimming an unbathed fat chick from Missouri. It's highly distinctive, miserably unforgettable and completely wrong.
User avatar
scottysixx
Jake
Posts: 54
Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:48 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by scottysixx »

you should just call me teh winner and that should do it :D
User avatar
DC Smackmaster
Elwood
Posts: 316
Joined: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:58 am

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by DC Smackmaster »

Good call Hoontah!

My 'puter is in storage, the DoD won't let me access my hotmail from work, forget about this cesspool!!

I would like to see scotty take my place so mgo gets an opponent and I'm sure scotty will put more effort into it than I will be able to. scotty was the rightful owner of this spot anyway, imo. My schedule could absolutely cause me to no show if I get hit with mandatory OT again on Wed.

Sorry, Shitbirds, there's only so many hoops I'll jump through to win this and calling in sick or giving up 24hrs of OT isn't gonna be one of 'em!!
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by PSUFAN »

Jerkovich wrote:Why not cancel due to a lack of interest, or anything interesting.
Jerknic,

why would you be in this forum if you had no interest in it? Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

DC - haul that bitch outta storage and get yourself logged on. Make it happen!
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by RevLimiter »

PSUFAN wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?
:bode:
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
User avatar
Cuda
IKYABWAI
Posts: 10195
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:55 pm
Location: Your signature is too long

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Cuda »

PSUFAN wrote: Are you simply inviting plungers to court your colon? Are you an Ass Debutante?
As much as I HATE to do it, I'll go ahead & RACK PUSFAN.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
Jerkovich
Please pay attention to Me
Posts: 1149
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:10 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Jerkovich »

I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Image
KC Scott

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by KC Scott »

Some really smart guy suggested limiting this thing before it ever began......

I think he even mentioned that dragging out into multiple rounds would result in limpussmackius and dropusoutosis

On the plus side, the round loser melts have been entertaining
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by RevLimiter »

Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
Jerkovich
Please pay attention to Me
Posts: 1149
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:10 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Jerkovich »

RevLimiter wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA
How cute, Gruben Tuber's apprentice attempts- swing & miss.

Tard doesn't rate. :paul:
Image
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by RevLimiter »

Jerkovich wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense. Thanks for the chance to laugh at tards. :wink:
Swallow the business end of a sawed-off shotgun and pull the trigger.

TIA
How cute, Gruben Tuber's apprentice attempts- swing & miss.

Tard doesn't rate. :paul:
Looks like the shit troll doesn't take constructive criticism very well. Shocking.
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense
Jesus, what is it with you Fresno guys? Are you sewed at the waist or something? You guys have sleep overs and make popcorn?

Fucking weird.
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by PSUFAN »

Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense.
To have them at my expense, you'd have to have them publicly...like on this board, for example. Chuckles and emotes via the AOL Prayer Chatline don't count, imbecile.

That was pretty slick, though...when Y2K signed up for the smackoff, and then found better things to do when he was paired up with me. Yep, you guys sure showed me.

Or...when the reindeer stamped you several new mudholes, and you left a little bloody stool on cupid's hoof...yep, you sure showed 'em.

No wonder the Central Valley is prized for its cauliflower heads...you guys are yearly prizewinners.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
Goober McTuber
World Renowned Last Word Whore
Posts: 25891
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Goober McTuber »

Jerkovich wrote:Y2K and I really have great yucks at your expense.
Do you two hold hands while you post? Is AP jealous?
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by PSUFAN »

Don't underestimate the charismatic charms of Y2Koresh. When the Fresno Faithful join hands via AOL and massage each other through a secure firewall, many yucks are had, squeegeed off, and had again. Smackoff? Who needs it? The Beat Off is commencing nightly at the Y2Koresh Compound. Every sperm flecked onto the mirror is sacred.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Dinsdale »

Jerkovich wrote:I do it because I know the gaggle of gayness on this board is nothing butt a bunch of one trick ponies. I laugh my ass off at your lame ass replies. Sorry that you don't get it yet.

This may be thesingle most bitchlike post I've ever read.

A tard who has never said one humorous thing, is completely devoid of smack, and is notable only for being pwned by trolls (then calling other posters at work to bitch about the plungering) using the phrase "you don't rate" is pretty good unintentional comedy, though.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Louis Cyphre
Elwood
Posts: 639
Joined: Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:33 pm
Location: We're all here because we're not all there!
Contact:

Re: Reschedule the final four?

Post by Louis Cyphre »

PSUFAN wrote: The Beat Off is commencing nightly at the Y2Koresh Compound. Every sperm flecked onto the mirror is sacred.
But if a sperm is wasted, doesn't Y2K get irate?
"Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul."
Post Reply