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"Dungeons & Dragons" co-creator Gary Gygax dead

From the article:
Gary Sandelin, 32, a Manhattan attorney, said his weekly Dungeons & Dragons game will be a bit sadder on Wednesday night because of Gygax's passing.
I just have a hard time picturing a 32-year-old NYC legal eagle hunkering down with a bunch of dorks and pretending he's a half-elf or wizard or whatever. Didn't this guy learn how to socialize without polyhedral dice at some point in his college days? Is this some bizarre networking alternative to hitting the links or hanging out in a bar?
Funeral arrangements are pending. Besides his wife, Gygax is survived by six children.
SIX kids? The guy who became a guru to funyun-eating, Mountain Dew-swilling, basement-dwelling, celibate losers not only managed to find a wife, but helped pound out six freaking kids? Props to Gygax.
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Gygax??
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Uncle Fester wrote:Gygax??

GY GAX
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Do you think his wife took his name?

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Aside - a band (that I used to be the drummer for) I know were sitting around one day, and someone said, "hey - wouldn't it be funny if we could get the artist who did the original D&D book illustrations (also now wormfeed) to do our album cover?"...long story short, they found him, and he did two of them: Pic 1, Pic 2
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The title of this thread alone gets racked!

I look like Brett Favre , I'm laughing so hard.......

Tears!


OK OK I've stopped laughing....On a serious note, Have we as a group ever disscussed
the dynamics of the polyhedron and all its dynamics in relation to the universe?


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Mike the Lab Rat wrote:The guy who became a guru to funyun-eating, Mountain Dew-swilling, basement-dwelling, celibate losers not only managed to find a wife, but helped pound out six freaking kids? Props to Gygax.
I'll tell you what -- an old buddy of mine is quite the D&D player. Dude has also competed in MMA tournies, worked as a bouncer at some really tough clubs, and has managed tittybars, all the while nailing the finest employees of said tittybars.

The stereotype doesn't always hold. How do even make fun of a guy like that for playing D&D?

Way back, years ago, Homeboy didn't pay some speeding ticket, and subsequently got tossed in jail for it. It was one of those friday-stuck-there-till-monday deals. He tried to keep to himself, but feared thatbhis reputation as a local badass might be a problem. He was hanging out at his bunk, minding his own business when he noticed that all the supersized gang banger thugs were all looking over at him, whispering to themselves.


"Oh shit, this is about to get ugly. I could be in some deep shit. I need to take out the biggest one first and hope," he thought.

Big monster gangbanger dude walks over. "Hey, one of my boys recognizes you."

[/i]"Oh,fuck. Here we go,"[/i] my bro thinks.


"Yeah, we heard you were the best Dungeon Master in town. Will you teach us?"

Bro does over to them, and they had stacks of D&D manuals, but didn't quite know how to play. My bud said it was about the easiest few days in jail one could hope for -- he was a freaking jailkhouse hero. All the smokes and weed he wanted, all weekend.


But it's a social networking tool I'll forever be less than privy to.
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Dinsdale wrote:How do even make fun of a guy like that for playing D&D?
Probably in the same way a person would make fun of someone who participates in internet radio. Funny, that.
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Would that be in the same manner as one insults a guy who is like 6'5" and manages to get his driver all of 225 and comes in with a 3 Iron from 140 out?
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No, more like if someone were to say your wife is a fat pig who sucks black cock. More along those line. Good shit there.

Played 5 rounds this past weekend in Cali. Two at La Purisima in Lompoc (great freakin' course, btw, and sorely underrated- although it was just ranked the 33rd toughest course in the country by one of the rags). Hole 17, 145 yds. Windy as shit, Lompoc can be. I've used everything from a 9 iron to 5 -iron. You never really know what the wind/course has in store for you not only each day, but each ROUND within a day.

There was only about a 20-25 mph headwind on this particular day. From 145 pulled out my 6.

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That does it, you bastard, Ken...

I'm on the horn drumming up some afternoon golfing company.


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Dinsdale wrote:That does it, you bastard, Ken...

I'm on the horn drumming up some afternoon golfing company.


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Ken wrote: Don't forget your D&D board for some 19th-hole fun.

It's played on a board?

RACK you for trumping my knowledge of D&D.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: Don't forget your D&D board for some 19th-hole fun.

It's played on a board?

RACK you for trumping my knowledge of D&D.

Every one of your posts is like a little dribble of piss leaking out of the T1Bs warty penis.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote: Don't forget your D&D board for some 19th-hole fun.

It's played on a board?
I have no fucking idea, to be honest. Quite possibly, I know more about avian neurosurgery than D&D.
You must have had a moment of confusion- it's METEOROLOGY in which I trump your knowledge.
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Ken wrote:From 145 pulled out my 6.

Evidently, you didn't roll enough 'strength points'.
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Ken wrote:You must have had a moment of confusion- it's METEOROLOGY in which I trump your knowledge.

Don't sell yourself short -- your knowledge of taking asskickings by little kids, striping a 9 Iron 85 yards straight down the middle, and being cuckolded by large negroes trumps mine, as well.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote:You must have had a moment of confusion- it's METEOROLOGY in which I trump your knowledge.

Don't sell yourself short -- your knowledge of taking asskickings by little kids, striping a 9 Iron 85 yards straight down the middle, and being cuckolded by large negroes rumps mine, as well.
No, that's my EX that gets cuckolded by large negroes (and thoroughly enjoys it as far I know). She's supposedly a fat pig too. I mean, not of the Rumplesque ilk (or of the AP girlfriend ilk either- but, really... who is, other than rumple, of course?), but supposedly a fat pig nonetheless. Apparently, my memory trumps yours. Throw that log onto the fire.
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Don't be so filled with haste, Kennyboy. Laying 1 where Mrs. Rumps tees off can be considered a feat with your 'girth'.
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Ken wrote:No, that's my EX that gets cuckolded by large negroes
Oh, dear.


http://education.yahoo.com/reference/di ... ry/cuckold" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


It seems you've also trumped my ability to smack Ken about the face and head.

I believe we've witnessed a flagrant overshare here.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Laying 1 where Mrs. Rumps tees off can be considered a feat with your 'girth'.
I've yet to hit my drive through the front door of the Golden Corral and into the buffet.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote:No, that's my EX that gets cuckolded by large negroes
Oh, dear.


http://education.yahoo.com/reference/di ... ry/cuckold" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


It seems you've also trumped my ability to smack Ken about the face and head.

I believe we've witnessed a flagrant overshare here.
Overshare? How so? Remember it was not ME, but rather AP who said the ex was taking it the rear from the negroe... and we all know what AP's word is worth.
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I posted the dictionary link for a reason, you dartboard-for-darkies.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote:No, that's my EX that gets cuckolded by large negroes
Oh, dear.
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Perhaps Mrs. Ken moved on...tired of being "striped right down the middle" by Ken's short swing. Now, a sun-blackened cohort grasps and kneads her burgeoning clubbag...and she takes it oft in the rough.
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PSUFAN wrote:Perhaps Mrs. Ken moved on...tired of being "striped right down the middle" by Ken's short swing. Now, a sun-blackened cohort grasps and kneads her burgeoning clubbag...and she takes it oft in the rough.
:lol: Sweet Jesus

Seems like there wasn't enough 'downwind' in the bedroom for her to feel Ken's Big Dog.
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I guess Ken hits from the white blocks.
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I could really use an AP appearance right now.

Frankly, I'm still fucking confused 'bout the whole cuckholed 'thingy', but oh well.
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Ken wrote:Frankly, I'm still fucking confused 'bout the whole cuckholed 'thingy', but oh well.
CLICK THE FUCKING LINK.

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/di" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... ry/cuckold


It will give you a much better understanding of how badly you just laid one on yourself.

I don't think it means what you think it means.


No matter... you're on record. Too late for the face-saving edit.


Just lay back and enjoy it... like you do those negro cocks.
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Dinsdale wrote:[

Just lay back and enjoy it... like you do those negroe cocks.

You guys are some pretty uptite racist fuckers...
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Ken,

if your lady was cuckolded, that means you were lanced by black spears (provided of course they smote you with their trouserclubs +12). Petition the DM for a play-in...research Swarthy Cuckold Role and Staff of Marriage Severed and seek to waylay Barroom Harpies of a frequency to atone.

Meanwhile, I will be 4-Wooding yon Valkyrie until she is broken of my vessel, for I have found CokkRing of Menace +8.
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Bump for Stanley Fukken Pickle. If Ken's wife is getting cuckolded by Nubians, he'll want the how and what for.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Ken wrote:No, that's my EX that gets cuckolded by large negroes
Oh, dear.


http://education.yahoo.com/reference/di ... ry/cuckold" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


It seems you've also trumped my ability to smack Ken about the face and head.

I believe we've witnessed a flagrant overshare here.
Ponderous that the dude would use a term he didn't quite know the definition of...
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PSUFAN wrote:Perhaps Mrs. Ken moved on...tired of being "striped right down the middle" by Ken's short swing. Now, a sun-blackened cohort grasps and kneads her burgeoning clubbag...and she takes it oft in the rough.
I reread that and imagined as if Devid Feherety was saying it. Rack it.
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