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by Mace
Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I now have it from higher authority
Replies: 8
Views: 471

Re: I now have it from higher authority

Okay, Marty, that pic makes me think that there might not be enough micro brews in Oregon to get Dins to hit on that. Could be wrong...but I'm trying very hard not to visualize such a disgusting thing. On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.
by Mace
Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I now have it from higher authority
Replies: 8
Views: 471

Re: I now have it from higher authority

I guess their society is not that much different than ours. Pretty hard to find one virgin, let alone 72. They had to run out of them sooner or later....even the fat ugly ones. Dins must have paid a visit to the middle east.
by Mace
Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:21 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Replies: 36
Views: 944

Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)

Bottom line is that there were, in fact, violations by the U of M and it doesn't fucking matter who reported it or what their agenda might have been. Some of their information may have been off the mark, but there was enough for the NCAA to confirm a number of violations. This was posted in another...
by Mace
Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....
Replies: 61
Views: 4499

Re: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....

Tilly deserves the needle? In today's society? Naww, I think anger management and sensitivity training would suffice.
by Mace
Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Mikey...
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Hey Mikey...

R-Jack wrote:
Mace wrote:throw in a couple of my prize ewes so you can fit in immediately.
Buyer beware. Mace's idea of using ewes to fit in may differ than yours or mine.
What could you possibly be thinking, R-Jack? The wool keeps you warm during an Iowa winter.
by Mace
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:23 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Replies: 36
Views: 944

Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)

Bottom line is that there were, in fact, violations by the U of M and it doesn't fucking matter who reported it or what their agenda might have been. Some of their information may have been off the mark, but there was enough for the NCAA to confirm a number of violations.
by Mace
Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Mikey...
Replies: 16
Views: 789

Re: Hey Mikey...

Hey, Bonehead. You're trading off a half million dollar card collection for a woman? Well, since you're that fucking stupid, how about a beachfront house in Iowa? I'll even let you keep one of your '62 Mantle cards and throw in a couple of my prize ewes so you can fit in immediately.
by Mace
Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Ed Hightower
Replies: 41
Views: 1875

Re: Ed Hightower

I didn't see the game you're talking about but Hightower is just a bad official...and has been for quite some time.
by Mace
Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:33 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Steve Alford meltdown
Replies: 2
Views: 804

Re: Steve Alford meltdown

Yeah, Alford is a douche. My son is a sophomore at Iowa and one of his high school buddies went to New Mexico and had been asked to walk on for basketball but decided to be the basketball manager instead. This kid had been an Alford fan and actually wanted to play for him but, during his year as man...
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

I'm not a hockey fan by any means, and know absolutely nothing abou the game, but it's the only event I watched during the entire winter olympics. None of that other shit matters one iota to me, and Spring Training is far more appealing. I'd much rather watch Carlos Zambrana throw a bullpen session ...
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Congratulations to Canada for winning the gold.
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Prior to these Olympics, the last hockey game I watched from start to finish was the 1980 gold medal game. Doubt that I'll be around in 30 years to see another one.
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

It's been a great game to watch but I think the USA has been toying with the Canucks and will now put them away in embarrassing fashion.
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:03 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Steve Alford meltdown
Replies: 2
Views: 804

Steve Alford meltdown

http://deadspin.com/5482109/ It will be interesting to see if New Mexico and/or the Mountain West imposes any sanctions over this outburst. And all this time Alford has tried to portray the image of a good Christian man by wearing a WWJD wrist band. I guess Jesus would have called that kid an assho...
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's The Unions Who Are Bankrupting GM!!
Replies: 8
Views: 777

Re: It's The Unions Who Are Bankrupting GM!!

The guy is let go after 8 months & then hired back for $39,000/month for 20 hours work per month....and you're calling the people in the trenches lazy thiefs? Suck corporate cock much? (obviously yes) It's a question of value. If I hire Bruce Springsteen to play Giants Stadium for 500,000 dolla...
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

At the end of the day, the USA will be on the top step of the podium with the subserviant Canucks a step beneath us....just as it should be.

USA 4
Canada 2
by Mace
Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Military history question for mvscal.[g]
Replies: 38
Views: 2985

Re: Military history question for mvscal.[g]

From the online dictionary....for what it's worth.... Word Origin & History gringo 1849, from Mex.Sp. gringo, contemptuous word for "foreigner," from Sp. gringo "foreign, unintelligible talk, gibberish," perhaps ult. from griego "Greek." The "Diccionario Castel...
by Mace
Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

The Russians are plenty unhappy about their Olympic failure. http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1968514,00.html?xid=rss-world-yahoo One response has been to blame others. When Russian figure skater Yevgeny Plushenko finished second to American Evan Lysacek in the men's competition, some ...
by Mace
Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.
Replies: 71
Views: 4744

Re: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.

Mikey wrote:I see your sarcasm at work here Marty.

But I refuse to capitulate and become either interesting or funny.
You lied, Mikey, 'cause that was funny.
by Mace
Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Serious Question for PUSFAN
Replies: 60
Views: 4357

Re: A Serious Question for PUSFAN

Is Cuda saying that he hasn't been receiving all of the monthly GA reports that the rest of us are getting? I guess it sucks being out of the loop. Damn good stuff you're sending to us, PSU. Keep up the good work.
by Mace
Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

:lol:
by Mace
Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

Hills, lakes, forests? If you think that all of Iowa is flat, then you've never been in southern Iowa. Hmm... well I've been in southern Iowa many times, at least in the western part, and I don't recall much in the way of hilly terrain. Unless what you're referring to are river bluffs, which I supp...
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Why is it so difficult for Canadiens to give props now after yesterday's match? Because you are blowing things out of proportion. You guys looked amateurish in your enthusiasm. Just wait. It's coming, fuck-o's. Blowing things out of proportion? Didn't the USA win? What would be wrong with the Canuc...
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 18867

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

If Canada would happen to beat the USA in the medal round, I'll give them props. Why is it so difficult for Canadiens to give props now after yesterday's match?
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

Just wanted to remind you that Wisconsin has professional sports franchises. Iowa has a football team, a wrestling team and a fan base epitomized by theJON. I was fully aware that Wisconsin has professional teams and that Iowa does not, Goobs, and, yes, we've got a good football team and the best w...
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

The Packers? Okay, I'll give you that one....but only because the Pack refuses to schedule the Hawkeyes.
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

Goober McTuber wrote:
Mace wrote:Besides that, we've got a better football team.
No, you don't.
Still in denial, Goobs? Check the score from last fall and get back to me. For that matter, check the head to head over the past decade. Using your rationale, I guess Iowa is better than Ohio State. :roll:
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I 'spose DC has the lowest in the country since you fukks have been sucking the life out of the rest of the country since, well, the last 80 years or so.
Technically, Screw sucks up life into a mop.
Sometimes he uses a mop.
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

You live in Wisconsin. That pretty much is Iowa. Total nonsense. Wisconsin is God’s country. Hills, lakes, forests and whatnot. Iowa is corn and pigs (Mace is a little of both). Hills, lakes, forests? If you think that all of Iowa is flat, then you've never been in southern Iowa. Besides that, we'v...
by Mace
Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Replies: 113
Views: 13679

Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play

Judging from that link, my house would easily bring $600 or $700 thousand if it were sitting in Cali, maybe a lot more. It's appraised in the low $90's here and I paid $42,000 in 1989. It's about 1800 sq ft plus another 1800 with the full basement, 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, sitting on 3/4 of an acre.
by Mace
Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption thread
Replies: 8
Views: 1074

Re: Caption thread

"Okay, if I color my hair blonde, Dins will hit on me again tonight. Now it's off to that all night buffet."
by Mace
Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another little timeline
Replies: 79
Views: 7999

Re: Another little timeline

Alright, PSU, you "spreadsheeting piece of shit", you don't need to waste your time trying to access my Swiss bank account because I've already transferred all of my Iowa football gambling winnings to another account. And I'd also like to take this time to thank Katy for the heads up about...
by Mace
Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another little timeline
Replies: 79
Views: 7999

Re: Another little timeline

If I see the stupid little cocksucker, I will fight him. I will beat his little ass into the ground and then throw him on the rack and stretch him out until he reaches TVO height, and then beat his scrawny little ass again. It would appear that the short dicked midget with the Napoleon complex and t...