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by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's happening in this 2:03 video?
Replies: 5
Views: 772

Re: What's happening in this 2:03 video?

This one is pretty cool!







1:15 - dude filming (mr. wet pants?) - "I'm not sure how that's possible. The sun is under. I don't get it. It's fvckin' upside down."



:smile:
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 1073

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

A few months ago, I purposely watched back-to-back John Melencamp videos on Youtube. First, I watched a video of him on American Bandstand, in like, 1981 or something. John Cougar. Very high energy, flying around on the set, belting out vocals. Then, I watched a video of him from 2023. What a hilari...
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's happening in this 2:03 video?
Replies: 5
Views: 772

Re: What's happening in this 2:03 video?

88 wrote:But sunlight is passing through a gap in the layer of clouds above the horizon thereby creating an unusual optical effect that causes fucking morons to piss themselves per usualm.
My pants are dry.

How are yours doing?



:smile:
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's happening in this 2:03 video?
Replies: 5
Views: 772

What's happening in this 2:03 video?

https://twitter.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/sta ... wsrc%5Etfw

You can click it. Trust me.
Perfectly safe and educational.

:lol:



Happy Thursday!
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWLSD?
Replies: 84
Views: 10931

Re: WWLSD?

StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:13 pm


:shock:



And someone was fired?
by Softball Bat
Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 675
Views: 365006

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:02 pm The $$ will be ponied up at the last minute. He’ll have no property seized and will not spend a minute in jail.


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by Softball Bat
Wed Mar 20, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Miami Open now in progress. NoVax is notably -----> absent. Alcaraz (1) Zverev (4) Mevedev (3) Sinner (2) That's how it will shape up if the top seeds make it to the semis. B. Shelton (16) will face Alcaraz in the round of 16, if they both make it. H. Rune (7) will meet J. Lehecka (23) in the round ...
by Softball Bat
Mon Mar 18, 2024 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

I assume Medvedev will beat Paul in the semis. Then I would look for Alcaraz to beat Medvedev in a tough battle in the finals. Well, Medvedev made it very sticky for Carlos in the 1st set, but wilted a bit in set #2. Alcaraz in straight sets. Props to him. Beating Sinner and Medvedev back-to-back d...
by Softball Bat
Sun Mar 17, 2024 3:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 954

Re: Neighborhood Pets

https://www.aol.com/11-foot-750-pound-blind-175900120.html Alligators in New York? 11-foot, 750-pound alligator seized from Hamburg, NY, home Visitors were allowed to view, pet alligator :shock: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/r8rBx9KeHThgMOQVIwA9Ug--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTcyMw--/https...
by Softball Bat
Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Alcaraz and Sinner went at it in a highly anticipated semifinal. Carlitos got curb-stomped in the 1st set, but totally turned it around to win the 2nd and 3rd sets comfortably. Nobody on tour covers the court as well as Alcaraz, and his strokes are rock solid. Very compact, especially on the backhan...
by Softball Bat
Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:27 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 9
Views: 2077

Re: Let Russ Cook!

Justin Fields is reportedly traded to the Steelers.

Wow!
by Softball Bat
Sat Mar 16, 2024 4:21 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 9
Views: 2077

Re: Let Russ Cook!

lol

Nice!
by Softball Bat
Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

smackaholic wrote:It was an election that couldn’t be proven one way or the other.

Did Trump really win?

Who the fukk knows?
Trump said he knows that he won.
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 15, 2024 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905247

Re: Doom

McDonalds reports worldwide system failure!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/mcdon ... =home-page



:shock:






#doom
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 15, 2024 1:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Alcaraz SMOKED Zverev, and that sets up a very compelling semifinal match between he and Jannik Sinner. Nice to see American Tommy Paul take Casper Ruud (not The Ghost) out in 3 sets. He will face the winner of A. Medvedev v. H. Rune. It's a good question, SM. Normally, the biggest problem area with...
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

poptart wrote:Sinner should (on paper) advance to the semis, but I was pretty impressed with what I saw of Lehecka. That might be a battle.
No battle.

Sinner was in top form.

Cruised 6-3, 6-3.
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Alcaraz v. Zverev -- play suspended early in the 1st set.

Bee invasion!


:shock:




by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 136
Views: 25074

Re: Cal

A. Rodg' for VP!



RFK Jr. reportedly considering Aaron Rodgers as VP pick

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6348915705112



rotf...




This country is *officially* clown world.
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 1065

Re: Super Bloom

Image

What's happening here?

You pulled over to take a p!ss, and you snapped this shot?



:smile:
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Great thread. Maybe I shouldn't interject politics and money and the like but here goes. So Saudi Arabia is apparently trying to take over or buy tennis . . . https://sports.yahoo.com/saudi-arabia-launches-tennis-takeover-142638447.html "Saudi Arabia has made its move for tennis, Telegraph Spo...
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

T. Fritz v. Holger Rune will be an interesting round of 16 match. Fritz had Rune on the ropes, but faded in the 3rd set. The quarterfinals are all set... T. Paul (17) C. Ruud (9) D. Medvedev (4) H. Rune (7) J. Lehecka (31) J. Sinner (3) A. Zverev (6) C. Alcaraz (2) Medvedev's draw looks pretty favo...
by Softball Bat
Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

As a good Republican, you must be in favor of states' rights and the Constitution, correct? Sounds to me like your advocating for a one-size-fits-all Federal solution to a problem that may not exist in violation of what the Constitution mandates. How very big central government of you. Are you happ...
by Softball Bat
Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

NoVax suffered a pretty bad loss to Luca Nardi, ranked just 106 in the world. T. Fritz v. Holger Rune will be an interesting round of 16 match. I watched the highlights of J. Lehecka v. S. Tsitsipas, and Lehecka was really impressive. Very sturdy and competitive. He will face Sinner in the quarters,...
by Softball Bat
Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

Bill wrote:There you are again with your lies and bullshit. The response after the election in 2016 was NOTHING like 2020. To claim so is just more of your echo chamber cult messaging.

I was going to respond to that take by 88, but you beat me to it, Bill.

88, the great pretender.
by Softball Bat
Tue Mar 12, 2024 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

- Yes, Mikey I let you slide, but only because you can cook, appreciate good wine, and would also avoid Screwy, Poptard and Diego at a Troll Stop, restaurant or other location where sane people can scoot politely away from droolers). Thanks for the vote of confidence. I think. I've been tempted to ...
by Softball Bat
Tue Mar 12, 2024 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

And given that no one knows the extent to which voter fraud was conducted in the 2020 election or any election before, how does anyone know if the rate of fraud has risen, fallen, or remained about the same throughout history? It seems plausible to perhaps assume that it has become more rampant wit...
by Softball Bat
Tue Mar 12, 2024 3:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

It seems that many are willing to sacrifice the absolute count for a higher potential participation rate. In other words, some are cool with a 5% fraud rate if there is a 15% higher participation rate. That is fucking stupid. And yes, I’m drinking Mikey’s wine and looking at you. Chan. Nobody in th...
by Softball Bat
Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 9
Views: 2077

Re: Let Russ Cook!

Steelers it is.
by Softball Bat
Tue Mar 12, 2024 12:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

A hard court is probably Sinner's best surface. And a slow hard court is even better for him. He cay play on clay, but over time, we might see that grass is his 2nd best surface. Sinner has some really good coaching now. He is young, eager, and is gaining confidence. He has good size and can't be ea...
by Softball Bat
Sun Mar 10, 2024 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 881

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Ken wrote:Did NOTHING other than aim a bb-gun at a few dogs being walked.
O_o
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905247

Re: Doom

Multiple U.S. government websites went down during Bidet's speech. Websites for the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the Secret Service displayed technical difficulty screens for 20 minutes on Thursday night. The c...
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 32
Views: 2421

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

Surreal.


Hinkley shot 4 people (one nearly fatally -- J. Brady), including the president, on March 30th, 1981.

Guess what?

This clown is holding his big concert on the 43rd anniversary of this horrendous event he is responsible for.

March 30, 2024.


You have got to be sh!ttin' me!
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 2064

Re: Guardian Wells

Andy Murray won his first round match, and will now face Andrey Rublev (5th seed) in the 2nd round. I only note this because, as L45B is no doubt aware, Rublev was *booted* from his semifinal match in Dubai last week. It is HIGHLY unusual for a player to be defaulted from a match. As you can underst...
by Softball Bat
Fri Mar 08, 2024 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3339
Views: 905247

Re: Doom

48 Hour #doom *WARNING* -- U.S. Embassy & Consulates in Russia https://ru.usembassy.gov/security-alert-avoid-large-gatherings-over-the-next-48-hours/ Security Alert: Avoid Large Gatherings over the Next 48 Hours Location: Moscow, Russia The Embassy is monitoring reports that extremists have imm...
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Political Threads
Replies: 8
Views: 508

Re: Political Threads

It's about time for a *new* tennis thread.
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1661

Re: State of the Union

State of the Union



It'll be the usual boatload of distortions, lies, insults to intelligence, and self-high-fives.

Comedy Central.

Not IN.
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

TBOM needed to be stopped by any means necessary, so Pop was willing to look the other way during that “unusual” election. Donald filed 62 lawsuits in 9 states, and he did not come remotely close to proving there was a meaningful level of fraud that could have changed the outcome of the result in a...
by Softball Bat
Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 202
Views: 9439

Re: Racism & election interference

I hate to be the one who breaks the news to you, but we already have a lot of national ID's, Vlad. The primary national ID is issued by the Social Security Administration, but is used by the Internal Revenue Service and other agencies. If you choose to travel to another country, you need a passport...