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- Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor
- Replies: 22
- Views: 840
Re: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor
While I an a veteran of several dangerous combat missions in Quake2, I had little to do with Vietnam. I did see a few Billy Jack films and thought they were complete shite along with Platoon, Apocalypse Now has to be the grandaddy. Big shout-out to Odd Angry Shot, little known Australian film on Vie...
- Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 2575
Re: The Eagle Has Landed!
Does 'tipped over' mean crashed?
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stade Olympique
- Replies: 7
- Views: 502
Re: Stade Olympique
Youppi eventually got a job with the Habs, he shows up to games in a Canadiens Gary Carter jersey.
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:16 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1079
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
Super big congrats to Steve, who unfortunately did not have me to share the podium with him. I'm sure he's upset, but we all know he'll survive. Why? Because he's Steve Jobs. Who was the first guy to pick us all up and dust us off after a crushing 0-3 week? That's right, Steve. His words of encourag...
- Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1370
Re: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
So lets employ 49er logic.
I'll start posting retarded threads and Mickey and fiatlux get kicked off the board. It's the San Fran way.
I'll start posting retarded threads and Mickey and fiatlux get kicked off the board. It's the San Fran way.
- Mon Feb 12, 2024 5:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1370
Re: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
What happened?
I went out to play tennis during second half. Word on the street is I missed Blue Man Group, they put Buster Keaton to shame.
I went out to play tennis during second half. Word on the street is I missed Blue Man Group, they put Buster Keaton to shame.
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Stade Olympique
- Replies: 7
- Views: 502
Stade Olympique
Not that anyone cares, but a brief update on what I think is one of the most fantastic stadiums in the world. I think it came up in a Brutalism thread ages ago. Anyhoo.. https://i.cbc.ca/1.4397126.1690480805!/cpImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/olympic-stadium-roof.jpg It's a blend ...
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
- Replies: 13
- Views: 633
Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Happy Mardi Gras y'all.
The similarities are striking. This is week 9 of Roux's Mardi Gras events, an eight month municipal panty-raid is something to be proud of.Chinese lunar new year
- Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:52 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1583
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
SF - 2
SF @ KC under
I got your back, pops!
Stick it to these flyover fags.
SF @ KC under
I got your back, pops!
Stick it to these flyover fags.
- Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dry January
- Replies: 5
- Views: 413
Dry January
I'll give it a go.
- Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL Championships
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1754
Re: NFL Championships
Never been able to take the Lions seriously, but couldn't articulate it. That pretty much spelled the organisation out, the coordinators do all the heavy lifting and the brain work - Campbell's over-riding function is to inject enthusiasm and stupidity in equal measure.
- Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL Championships
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1754
Re: NFL Championships
Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks. It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out. I'm reading that the Lions will try their...
- Sun Jan 28, 2024 4:23 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1556
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
BAL - 3.5
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1410
- Views: 529805
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 71192
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers. I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old...
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
- Replies: 34
- Views: 2186
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump has syphilis
- Replies: 13
- Views: 793
Re: Trump has syphilis
Remember red pistachios? Why don't they do that anymore?
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 71192
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 71192
Re: NFL playoffs ...
I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice. The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of sh...
- Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:36 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6711
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
GB + 10
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5
- Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WWLSD?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 10962
- Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NFL playoffs ...
- Replies: 92
- Views: 71192
Re: NFL playoffs ...
Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets?
- Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:22 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 99436
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Identifying the bigger fraud in the Fraudbowl is no easy task.
- Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:28 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 99436
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Yeah, this is a strange one. The sharps all knew the weather and the over/under shifted massively, but the spread stayed put.
Buffalo radio says this is political, it's actually not going to be that bad tomorrow.
- Fri Jan 12, 2024 5:12 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Beginning of the End
- Replies: 12
- Views: 62712
Re: Beginning of the End
10$ too much.
If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.
https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream
If only there were a stickied thread to express our dismay at cable companies runaway prices.
https://www.vipleague.la/american-footb ... rts-stream
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:22 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
- Replies: 30
- Views: 99436
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
CLE - 2.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5
KC - 3.5 <------ superbiggiesuplextriplecrownbodyslamtakeittothebank POTY
PIT + 9.5
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
- Replies: 7
- Views: 45497
Re: Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One
Deadly, never heard of this till recently. Don't remember ever hearing of a recent film that people rave about from every circle, aside from this. From what I've read, Hollywood just got schooled in film making.
- Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Civil War
- Replies: 12
- Views: 104768
Re: Civil War
When the next civil war is over, you can paint the defeated side's flag on the roof of your vintage Dodge Charger. Outwit the local, corrupt sheriff and the rich, greedy city slickers with the aid of your sexy female cousin.
- Sun Jan 07, 2024 5:57 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
- Replies: 26
- Views: 160105
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
A few of you had action on HOU @ IND. This play was big... NyUgosTDnsI Even if they scored it would have been a push. Houston missed the PAT and it's, oh f*ck, that's where this is going. Thought I was laughing with that pick. Where was Michael Pittman? That was a shame, always had a soft spot for ...
- Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:42 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
- Replies: 26
- Views: 160105
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
IND - 1
NE - 2
BUF - 3
NE - 2
BUF - 3
- Sat Jan 06, 2024 5:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3339
- Views: 905693
Re: Doom
Horrible and embarrassingly ignorant take. The Houthis are backed by Iran. The civil war in Yemen is a proxy war between Saudi and Iranian backed factions. This isn't breaking news. So why aren't Yemini government forces constantly referred to as 'Saudi and Western backed' government forces? eh?
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
- Replies: 20
- Views: 114548
Re: More San Francisco Killjoy
Well not really, there's nothing definitive. Lots of 'some studies show' and 'some people think'. Statistically it's vague. It's an enormous and costly undertaking. More interested in how the rationale evolves - politics and grift do seem the most likely.
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 5:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
- Replies: 20
- Views: 114548
Re: More San Francisco Killjoy
I don’t get it. Can’t they just climb over the net once they hit it? I was thinking the same thing until I read the article. Says it’d be like jumping into a cheese grater. Net is made of steel. You’d prolly wanna make that second leap post haste. It seems an enormous leap in psychology to go from ...
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 6:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
- Replies: 8
- Views: 19155
Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Well that complicates things, what's the form? At their next show, do you rent a Chrysler or a Jaguar?
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another month another exploding car in WNY
- Replies: 8
- Views: 19155
Re: Another month another exploding car in WNY
Huh, never knew until today that cars are deadly weapons. Police only care when "terror" is involved. You're barking up the wrong tree, Watson. Let's examine the evidence. - Bentley's border ballista? Kiss farewell tour. - Rochacha's Ford Furnace? Grateful Dead cover band. If 10CC ever hi...
- Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pete Rose Interview
- Replies: 7
- Views: 34224
Re: Pete Rose Interview
Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:23 pm
Pete?
What?
Don't remember?
How do you not remember that you got divorced because you fathered a baby with another woman?
LOL
He probably doesn't actually remember it, he's a narcissist. Prone to damaging himself, but not destructive.
- Mon Jan 01, 2024 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Could be seen by many people...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 112505
Re: Could be seen by many people...
This plot currently unoccupied.
Notify relevant authorities.
Notify relevant authorities.
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 4:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 59167
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
The definitive answer to that is The Producers, by Mel Brooks. I know you've seen itSudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 4:27 pm Hogan’s Heroes. Life in a German POW camp. Funny?
Humor can be found most anywhere.
Although there has yet to be a comedy set in Dachau or Auschwitz.
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 4:38 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17
- Replies: 21
- Views: 60919
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17
LAC + 5.5
NE + 12
TB - 3
EDIT: LAR to LAC
NE + 12
TB - 3
EDIT: LAR to LAC
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
- Replies: 21
- Views: 59167
Re: Someone explain M*A*S*H to me
In the director's cut of the film Robert Altman said he hated the TV show and disliked everyone in the cast. But then, he also said the original book was terrible.