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OCmike

BTW, Scott, the exchange between Pete Carroll & Harbaugh was pretty blah. The previous year, USC ran up the score on Stanford. In retaliation, the following year, when Standford scored a td late to put the game well out of reach, Harbaugh had Stanford go for two. And they had this KC-esque excha...

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All I saw was an overexhuberant handshake that Schwarz seemed to interpret as classless. Should Harbaugh saved the college yippe! act until after glad-handing the opposing coach? Probably, but who gives a fuck. There's nothing more insincere in sports than the NFL post-game coach handshake.

OCmike

Ana Ng wrote:
OCmike wrote:I picked it up last night. The trailer was just for shock value.
You're funny.

It was definitely the goriest game that I've played, but I was referring specifically to stuff llike killing your own zombie daughter by throwing her out a two story window.

OCmike

I picked it up last night. :oops: The gameplay (of course) includes neither zombie kids attacking you or vice versa. The trailer was just for shock value. The bad: There were a couple of quirks here and there, like finding barbed wire in someone's suitcase (???) The good: They find some creative way...

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R-Jack wrote:btw.........I don't see it.

Picture him in a wolf t-shirt next to a ratty couch. Eerily similar.

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Atomic Punk wrote:OCD Mike, YOU are the reason my US Navy went from bar soap to powder soap. Just sayin'...

The male nurse who photographs himself in women's panties calls someone else gay. Awesome.

Go fish a turd out a coma patient's bunghole.

OCmike

And all it would take is five justices to do the goddamned right thing, and simply declare that if it isn't expressly written in the Constitution, it ain't Constitutional. Send it to the People and let them decide. The right thing would be to rule that if a state wants to regulate who can legally b...

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No MgBl0W. My underlying concern is that jobs won't be created if ObaMao healthcare goes into effect and the males here that want to hook-up with the other males here will be a further drain on our economy. No employer is going to hire confirmed homosexual men if it passes. The implication is that ...

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Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well. This is because of the Achilles surgery I had in May, isn't it. You know, you don't have to be competitive about EVERYTHING. :D BTW, glad you're not d...

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No, he's the security "expert" who claims that putting a physical barrier on our southern border is pointless, remember? :lol: Pointless because it won't work - not that you'd understand or remember that It won't work by itself...that' s where the minefield, motion-tracking sentry guns an...

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smackaholic wrote:
KC Scott wrote: These banks, who are "too big to fail" will then need more capitol.
yer a finance dude, right?

No, he's the security "expert" who claims that putting a physical barrier on our southern border is pointless, remember?

OCmike

Basically what sank this company was the $700 million building they've been constructing for the past couple of years just off a major freeway near here. The problem is, while Solyndra was focused on their shiny new building, all of the other players in the solar game have been refining their manufa...

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Raider fan shot a guy with a 'Fuck the 49ers' tee shirt? WTF?! Can Raider fans read? My point exactly. The shooting itself had to be something different than simple fan on fan violence. Everything else however........ :doh:. It's actually quite simple: One ahole was a Norteno and the other was a Su...

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http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/business/37512259.html I don't think the little guy gets this. I'm sure he's under the impression that his 148 sq. ft. "mansion" is worth about 1/3 of what it was a few years ago. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-roSTMoOuJQJhwW03JzbartvrG97XK7WeqZS...

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Ask for references and check out the agents on google and Yelp before signing anything. Oh, and start looking for houses in socal. When prospective casting agencies find out that the LA in her address is for Louisiana and not Los Angeles, they'll move tight on to the next kid. Out of state = pain in...

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I don't get the frantic dives for foul balls and it seems like it's happening more frequently. A co-worker gave me his tickets to an A's game earlier this year and some douche in the front row leaned over the two front rows and did a small jump across the seats while he had a fucking infant on his c...

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Rack Bsmack.

Slow down, brake on straightaways not turns and don't drive if the snow is falling faster than they can plow it. Pretty simple.

OCmike

I was going to live this long, I wouldn't do a damn thing different...well, except for that time I got picked up for drunk in public and got so worked up yelling at the cop that I retched all over the backseat...and my shoes.

Anyway, I turned 40 today.

OCmike

I support his right to free speech. I don’t believe that supersedes HIPAA regulations. I also believe she had the legal right to have the procedure performed. What HIPAA regs have been violated? HIPAA regulates the release of Protected Health Info by covered entities , which are insurers, care site...

OCmike

It's settled then. Step one is definitely: Grow a chinstrap beard.

OCmike

Oh, and if it's about having another surgery, do it. I had heel/achilles surgery 3 weeks ago, so if you want to maintain your lead in the TNW gimp-off, it's a no-brainer.

OCmike

Just choose the least painful path (health, money, PITA, etc) for you. If it works out well, take credit for it. If someone is fucked over as a result, say that you prayed for days and just did what God and G0d told you to. That's like the Southern "get out of jail free" card. :D

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Are you fucking kidding me? The electricity deregulation/spot market ripoff, the union pension retirement windfalls and the UC Merced tool-pooching all occurred under Gray Davis. Even Jerry Brown version 1.0 was less shitty than Davis.

OCmike

That read like a McCain/Kyl tag-team filibuster.

OCmike

The problem with wind turbines isn't that they kill birds in general, it's that they kill golden eagles, whooping cranes, condors and other endangered slow-flying birds of prey.

OCmike

Ask the person behind you to save your spot. Go talk to the manager. He'd either send them to the correct bank or ask them to come inside to fix their problem.

But you're right...wasting time pouting, bitching and ultimately blow a brain gasket is a much more sensible solution. :?

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Terry in Crapchester wrote:Either that, or this board is comprised of some seriously screwed-up individuals.

Hi!

OCmike

Sounds like it's equally possible that they had an ATM card from a bank in their home country that used a financial network that wasn't supported by your bank. That would certainly explain why they didn't get why their card wasn't working. Either way, what I can't understand is why you and the other...

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I don't give a fuck. When you're fighting a junior high-aged girl, 8 years younger than you, "used to be a man" should be an advantage. So there's no fucking excuse for getting beat down like him/her was manufactured by Samsonite.

OCmike

If a 22 y/o man got beat the fuck down by an 8th grader, him wearing a blouse and purse seem quite apprpriate.

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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:If Arch spits it onto the floor, does Screwey then have to clean up after himself? :?

Excellent.

OCmike

Sorry, but no. My parents aren't at all religious. I think the college experience in the 60s had that effect on a lot of people. Please, explain. Was it because of the LSD and orgies? If so, I missed out on the LSD. Well, at least good LSD. Yeah, it really was. Of course such a sea change of Wester...

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I'm not sure which is funnier, the pic or the panty twisting outrage from people who spent eight years refering to Dubya Bush as 'Chimpy.' Exactly, but it's been 10 years now, give or take. But that's different. Calling Obama the Chimp in Chief is rrracist. Oh, and they want to crucify the little o...

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Atomic Punk wrote:I took Chuck on my...back...on the beach. I looked back and could see...foam spewing out of...his...bottom.

Repent now, sinner.

OCmike

He stole something?

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Sudden Sam wrote:
So y'all (like that? :D ) are suggesting that, had the South maintained its status as part of the US, yet retained its slaves, the North would have waged war?

I think not.

Of course not. Who gives a fuck about nonsensical hypothetical bullshit?

OCmike

Look Southern folk, your war was not about fighting for your homeland against a bully aggressor. You fought for the right to own slaves. And unless you intentionally refuse to believe the obvious or are as dumb as a shovel-leaning city pothole filler, you know it, we know it and blacks know it. Now,...

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Damn dude, you're on a roll. Go fetch MGO from the pantry and light his ass up too!

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BSmack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:luxurious Kardashian existence
Was that supposed to be an insult?

I think so. Because it would be just awful to marry a hot chick with shitloads of money, right? :roll:

AP, you're not an info whore, you're a meopausing gossipy yenta.

OCmike

Mikey wrote:
OCmike wrote:...licking mermaid pussy.
I guess a squid would know where to find it too.

:wink:

Worst part about nailing mermaid pussy?...getting chafed by the scales.

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