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by OCmike
Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Replies: 200
Views: 9792

Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Carson wrote:Only jizzmopper and FUK STK 2 could turn this thread into a political discussion.
B-B-B-But The Seer started it!
Great, we've reached a new low.
by OCmike
Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Replies: 200
Views: 9792

Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....

Looks like Fate made the call: (CNN) -- An explosion at an earthquake-damaged nuclear plant was not caused by damage to the nuclear reactor but by a pumping system that failed as crews tried to bring the reactor's temperature down, Chief Cabinet Secretary Yukio Edano said Saturday. No, that means a...
by OCmike
Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Replies: 200
Views: 9792

Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....

Back to the topic: What makes this disaster bigger than 2004 are the out-of-control nuclear reactors that stand a good chance of letting Godzilla out. Well except that their reactors aren't out of control. I'm sure you're a fugging nuke expert, too. OK then, their reactors are UNABLE TO COOL DOWN A...
by OCmike
Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....
Replies: 200
Views: 9792

Re: 8.9 quake hits Japan, and.....

GOOOOO DARWIN! They're now reporting that five Californians in Crescent City are presumed dead after they went down to the beach to take pictures of the tsunami and were swept out to sea by the waves. :doh: Hopefully they at least got the pics up on Facebook before they drowned. http://i157.photobu...
by OCmike
Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 3438

Re: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!

Dude...you're crazy.

I believe this is filed under TOTKO.
by OCmike
Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you hit it?
Replies: 37
Views: 2512

Re: Would you hit it?

Screw_Michigan wrote:OxyCotinMike
Oxycontin? :doh: :lol:

Maybe Screwey isn't getting enough credit here. What if this is some sort of brilliant self-parody to show that bickering message board toolbags are incapable of even the most basic levels of humor? Genius!
by OCmike
Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: People who should be punched in the face
Replies: 45
Views: 2862

Re: People who should be punched in the face

Diego in Seattle wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image
http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/crime/2 ... across-bay

:lol:

Poor guy.
A yellow Lamborghini? Can he be punched twice?
by OCmike
Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 3438

Re: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!

Absolutely. And yeah, there are a few racist toolbags at Tea Party rallies too. Sadly, that's all you'll see on the evening news. I mean, which makes a more compelling news story, the average guy with an average job who is fed up with DC bullshit, or a guy holding a picture of the white house with a...
by OCmike
Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!
Replies: 67
Views: 3438

Re: NPR Planning Genocide!!!!!

There is nothing more pressing than the people needing to get their government back. Really? Since when? Wasn't even an issue in the '08 election. Did the government change drastically recently? Yeah. The banks tanked themselves and Bush gave them a bailout that was used in part to pay bonuses to t...
by OCmike
Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's you ringtone?
Replies: 76
Views: 3763

Re: What's you ringtone?

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:"No More Tears"
Just awful. I'd prefer Shot in the Dark at least.
He got the idea for No More Tears when he was giving one of his kids a bath and spotted the words on the bottle of baby shampoo. No, I'm not kidding. ...Annnnd it just got added to Diego's iPod Nano.
by OCmike
Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's you ringtone?
Replies: 76
Views: 3763

Re: What's you ringtone?

Rhoads had more raw talent, but Wylde was more polished. It's tough to say who's better, but who's cooler? Rhoades died in a drug-fueled plane crash and Zakk Wylde has a gay stage name and is a pouting diva douchenozzle.

RR in a landslide.
by OCmike
Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's you ringtone?
Replies: 76
Views: 3763

Re: What's you ringtone?

A. I shitcanned my cell phone about 5 years ago. B. When I had it, it had a normal ring on it. C. All phones in house have normal rings. Anybody that has a ring that is anything different than a normal ring is a cock-pumping faggot who makes me want to kill them. Ana gets a pass on this because she...
by OCmike
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least he's not AP
Replies: 101
Views: 2631

Re: At least he's not AP

Yeah, I figured bringing up Barry's paid silence would be "An inconvenient truth".

Still, the best you can do in response is some misdirection about a sexual deviant...in New Orleans? :?
by OCmike
Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least he's not AP
Replies: 101
Views: 2631

Re: At least he's not AP

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Who cares what you religiously believe, "willie"? Why don't you address the actual important matter of why aren't the fuckstains who have raped our nation--and others--in jail or at least forced to hide their faces?
Easy. Because they all donated heavily to Barry's campaign.

WW
by OCmike
Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Me the Meth
Replies: 40
Views: 2197

Re: Show Me the Meth

the collection of your address is retarded and unnecessary though. All they had to do is limit the purchase to one per customer and they'd achieve the same thing, without profiling me because I've got a sinus headache. They do it so they can bust the tweekers who spend all day driving around to 40 ...
by OCmike
Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Me the Meth
Replies: 40
Views: 2197

Re: Show Me the Meth

the collection of your address is retarded and unnecessary though. All they had to do is limit the purchase to one per customer and they'd achieve the same thing, without profiling me because I've got a sinus headache.
by OCmike
Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Me the Meth
Replies: 40
Views: 2197

Re: Show Me the Meth

They put it behind the counter in CA too. Now the Meth cookers just steal it from trucks instead.
by OCmike
Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Show Me the Meth
Replies: 40
Views: 2197

Re: Show Me the Meth

I was gonna ask why the Missouri Highway Patrol was busting methlabs, but then I realized in flyover yokel logic it makes perfect sense...the perps were manufacturing "speed".
by OCmike
Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pirates 4, Mariners 2
Replies: 20
Views: 660

Re: Pirates 4, Mariners 2

you shoulda quit at i dunno. open ocean is pretty fukking easy to patrol. the are no trees or caves to hide in, dumbass. also, there is no need to patrol the entire indian ocean. we simply proclaim established sea lanes as no go areas unless you have reason to be there. then you patrol these routes...
by OCmike
Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 14883

Re: Madison protests

You forgot to include "parroting Rusp Limpdick" somewhere in your post. You feeling okay?
by OCmike
Wed Feb 23, 2011 5:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are your vices?
Replies: 62
Views: 1775

Re: What are your vices?

Stopped drinking on Jan 1st this year. No, It wasn't some lame new year's resolution, I was hung over and nauseous for almost three days after drinking a bottle of wine and two beers. Quitting the worm dirt today. I've been doing the lozenges at work for a couple of weeks and just having one or two ...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Confirm there are no protesters on the route !
Replies: 34
Views: 962

Re: Confirm there are no protesters on the route !

Bush drove by my former place of employment on his way to an appearance. They closed down the whole fucking INTERSTATE for his sorry ass. They diverted thousands of commuters for his sorry ass. Oh yea, and they removed war protesters from the route too. You see, the SS has their own rule book. Bitc...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does Jim Rome talk smack on this message board?
Replies: 41
Views: 3307

Re: Does Jim Rome talk smack on this message board?

What a coincidence. I had one last month after losing a lot of blood from a bleeding vessel in a diverticulus. The real pain in the ass is drinking 4 gallons of this vile crap. Stuff does work like a charm, you shit out every atom inside you. I had one 25 years ago and I couldn't believe they didn'...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 14883

Re: Madison protests

And very often one of the first things private business does during lean times is to obtain a line of credit that will allow it to operate until it can make a profit again. But a state government is not allowed this luxury. Not true at all. California operated for years under a system where they se...
by OCmike
Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 14883

Re: Madison protests

Obfuscate much? What part of the Unions retaining their right to collectively bargain wages do YOU fail to understand? Wrong and very wrong. There is no collective bargaining when the state puts an artificial cap on wages and when ONLY wages can be bargained for. Furthermore, Walker wants to end au...
by OCmike
Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madison protests
Replies: 514
Views: 14883

Re: Madison protests

The notion that the governments are "strapped" is a lie. The top marginal rates have been cut by nearly 50% since Reagan took office, billions upon billions of unfunded mandates have been pushed onto state and county governments and our federal government took it upon themselves to piss a...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lara Logan got raped, not feltup
Replies: 35
Views: 1219

Re: Lara Logan got feltup

don't call it "sustained sexual assault" :D Good point. In the Muzzie world, it's called "Friday night". What's it called in your world, "I'm an agoraphobic social cripple"? Dude, you're a self-loathing Canadian/militant Islamic sympathizer. See you at the next meeting...
by OCmike
Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lara Logan got raped, not feltup
Replies: 35
Views: 1219

Re: Lara Logan got feltup

LTS TRN 2 wrote:don't call it "sustained sexual assault" :D
Good point. In the Muzzie world, it's called "Friday night".
by OCmike
Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gary Moore
Replies: 8
Views: 620

Re: Gary Moore

BSmack wrote:RIP Gary More. You were a "Victim of the Future."
Execellent! :lol:
by OCmike
Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DIY California Budget Fixer
Replies: 14
Views: 485

Re: DIY California Budget Fixer

Y2K, either your friend is a lying POS or he neglected to add the part where he didn't pay it until it had accumulated 18 months of interest and penalties. I got a ticket for 75 in a 65 less than a year ago and the total cost was ~$350.
by OCmike
Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So let's discuss the Super Bowl entertainment & results.
Replies: 51
Views: 1282

Re: So let's discuss the Super Bowl entertainment & results.

w...illiam is on the record as saying he specifically writes songs to be played on commercials. They aren't a band and they aren't musicians. They are a commercial entity. Flat out. Can say that I blame them. The only way musicians make money anymore is by selling ringtones and allowing their music...
by OCmike
Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FUCK this bitch
Replies: 65
Views: 3497

Re: FUCK this bitch

The definitive answer is that she has no case. The proof is that no lawyer will take it.

Jeezus, even Gloria Allred won't touch this. That should tell you all you need to know.
by OCmike
Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

we could have made huge progress. progress on what, you remembering to set your lineup? Still bitter about the 40pt comeback? :lol: Rog, healthcare has and will always be rationed. As one example, if two patients need a critical transplant and there's one OR available because the rest are in use, s...
by OCmike
Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Props to Huskers for latest Miss America
Replies: 35
Views: 851

Re: Props to Huskers for latest Miss America

I would have thought an alleged lawyer would have corrected the use of "collaborate" when the word you were looking for was "corroborate." Might be time for multiple ejects here. He said collaboration was needed. I asked him why collaboration was needed. I would still like to kn...
by OCmike
Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

There is nothing ridiculous about rationed health care and if you think that can't or won't happen here, you're a fucking moron. And here come the insta-experts... This is why Barry got a reform bill passed with zero reform in it. You tools were too busy screaming about slippery slopes and marginal...
by OCmike
Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

The main point here is that the patient and their family make any final decisions. As such, "death panels" is a complete misnomer. The folks tossing this accusation around would presumably have the patients make these important decisions with no outside medical or other advice at all. Yea...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

Thanks for the education OCMike. I think the point is though - shouldn't it be the Palliative Care Counselor helping Grandma and possibly her children in making the decision rather than a panel ? As I understand it, it's a panel of Palliative Care case managers who review a patient's record to make...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

shudder
by OCmike
Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job Tea Party hacks
Replies: 310
Views: 10540

Re: Nice job Tea Party hacks

Death panels are a part of the overall Obamacare effort. That depends on what you mean by "Death Panels". If you mean a person gets voted to be "saved" by meds by a board or voted to be denied meds and "sentenced" to die, then no, there are no death panels. You can loo...
by OCmike
Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Scroll-by List
Replies: 47
Views: 1265

Re: Scroll-by List

I guess I'll have to find another reason to live then. Maybe I'll go out and get a new hat. Maybe take a bright red Blazers hat, and cut it in half, and sew it to half of a Lightning Yellow Ducks hat. Great idea. RACK you! sin, Faggots that wore these http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1147/5149888175_...