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Might be the best business decision they've ever made.

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That didn't take long. Didn't figure it would, though. I am accepting apologies for all the crying done after I first bounced that tard years ago.

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"We have a governor – a governor – an elected official in the state of Texas, that is placing families on buses without shoes, cold, wet, tired, hungry, afraid, traumatized," Johnson said. "And then they come to the city of Chicago where we have homelessness, we have mental health cl...

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I imagine him to be an alien lizard from Alpha Centauri wearing an awkwardly fitted ape suit.

Prove me wrong.

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It’s actually a lot of different things in a lot of different places. Originally from Portugal. Mexican style is a great hangover cure if combined with a few bloody Mary’s, or a classic Michelada. Yep. Didn’t realize that til I moved to the East Coast. Chorizo there is mostly Portuguese and is more...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:05 amI hear smackaholic is approaching that range, but he still rides a bicycle on occasion.

Bad for tires, bad for roads.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.

All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.

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So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed. Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with. Probably had to use napkins from Five Guys. They're huge in &...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:47 pm https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ma ... r-AA1lDJd4

Huge Hamas tunnel found near Israeli base.

Huge, perhaps, from the perspective of a seething, neo-Maoist dwarf. Hmm. Familiar...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:08 pm I would use the greasy sack from my $20 burger to lubricate the tracks and work free.

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Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!? :shock: That would be pretty severe, seeing as how Haleakala tops out at over 10,000 feet, and Mauna Kea over 13,000 feet. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRR42hwDKHTjtn8c...

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Doesn't he know that these islands will disappear due to rising sea levels from man made climate change?!?

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Mikey wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2023 11:24 pm Nice lights but you need to plant some shrubs.

Thought he was already planted?

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Nov 24, 2023 4:34 am I do coach things, like feed balls to the players

That was always my favorite part, too!

Sin,

Jerry Sandusky

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Also great in Glory.

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Proof God is Pro-Israel... Moment Turkish MP collapses in parliament after condemning Israel https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12855397/Turkish-lawmaker-collapses-parliament-moments-saying-Israel-suffer-wrath-Allah.html Too funny. Reuters reporting the guy is dead. Lesson learned. I guffawed.

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 1:04 amUN general assembly DEMANDS cease fire between Israel and Hamas.

Or what?

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:32 pm
Felix wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:23 pm I just stopped by to see what this place has become.
Welcome back Feelsdix!

And by welcome back, we mean go fuck yourself.

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I’ll take Jsc January from ingesting too much GQP semen Pedokkkal March shot by police when confronted on a Statutory rape charge 88 Jan chokes on Nazi dick Booger June slips while straddling a fence, dies of blood loss kcdave March killed by the thru and thru that killed pedokkkal while sucking hi...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 2:54 am Can I pick Henry Kissinger and get the lbs bonus?

OK. But he was only about three feet tall.

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Got deeper into this thing. I'm up to 17 unplugged electrical connectors with no home. EGR, EVAP, and CRUISE are all missing components so that'll account for some of them. Looks like this harness is from an automatic transmission chassis and this thing has been converted to a manual transmission. ...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat Dec 09, 2023 3:35 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2023 4:32 pm I seem to remember him either jocking or pretending he went to Iowa and it came out that he actually went to Iowa St.

Is that recollection accurate? I didn't pay much attention and the whole thing didn't make much sense to me.

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Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:04 pm Didn't theNOJ do something that caused him to run himself?

I seem to remember him either jocking or pretending he went to Iowa and it came out that he actually went to Iowa St.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2023 3:49 am

Young Gones.

Good riddance to three dickless pieces of shit.

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Damn. 52 missions is insane. He was lucky to survive that.

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I like to add a little cumin. Definitely cumin. It's part of the basic recipe. Tahini is also stupid easy to make and much cheaper than buying it. Can Mikey get it at the farmer's market? Doubtless only the finest artisnal seasame seeds from deserts/jungles of Sudan hand picked and sorted with the ...

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Blend cooked, drained and rinsed chickpeas, tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic, and salt in a high-speed blender until very smooth, adding water as needed. Serve with warm pita. I like to add a little cumin. Definitely cumin. It's part of the basic recipe. Tahini is also stupid easy to make and...

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Nice white flag.

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I couldn't give a fuck less on way or another. I just explained to idiots like you how the process works.

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Now I get to sit back and await what I firmly believe will be a resounding Tide win over the evil, despicable Harbaugh and his legion of over-rated minions. 😝 If Michigan whips Alabama, more power to them. To be perfectly honest, I think both teams are overrated. Very erratic offenses. I will take ...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Dec 04, 2023 8:22 pm I accept your correction. Not very sandy. Mostly mud. I'm not 100% sure but it appears most of Uganda's sand was blown westward into your vagina.

Jungle rats suit you better, good buddy?

Jungle bunnies.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:27 pm
Sven Golly wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 8:56 pm Newsome schooling DeSantis on the correct pronunciation of Harris's name? Ripping theater...
He's right to do it. DeSatan does it to curry favor with the racists, which is why you hate it. Good for Newsome to call him out on it.

OK.

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Careful what you wish for. Bama is not "obviously superior" to anyone in the top 8 neither is anyone else.

The BSHs won this round. Sad for FSU.

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FSU was also down to its QB3 last night. QB2 would have been good to. There is absolutely no justification for Bama over FSU..

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2023 5:14 pm Glad to hear they have fertility clinics in Uganda. I'd hate for those sand rats to run out of kids they can't feed.

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What exactly is the criteria to make the 4 team playoff? "Most deserving 4 teams is different than "best 4 teams." It should be most deserving and, to be honest, you can argue for FSU as a top 4 in quality as well. They beat a top 15 team with a true freshman QB with 4 snaps to his r...

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FSU was straight up jobbed. No way a one loss P5 champ should advance over an undefeated one.

If records don't matter, why play the games? Committees can just do "eye ball tests" each week and let us know who "won."

Total bullshit.

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At 13-0 there’s no way FSU doesn’t get in. Can't argue with that. Records matter, head to head matters, conference championships matter. That leaves Bama and Ohio St. on the out. I'm sure the Ball Sucking Homers of the SEC will cry, but that just makes me laugh harder. Besides, Texas pretty much is...

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