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by War Wagon
Thu Oct 20, 2016 11:25 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK SEVEN ODDS AND PICKS
Replies: 6
Views: 2578

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK SEVEN ODDS AND PICKS

NYG -2.5
BAL pk
OAK +1
by War Wagon
Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?
Replies: 105
Views: 11389

Re: First rookie QB to win a Super Bowl?

Of course this is all moot anyway. Dallas won't even make it out of the NFC because Dallas. Because Dallas... what? :? Whatever, lot of regular season left to play and no one knows what's going to happen in the next 10 weeks. That said, I'd wager on Atlanta, Minnesota, Seattle or Arizona before the...
by War Wagon
Sat Oct 15, 2016 5:13 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2016 T1B CFB Pickem - Week 7 Lines
Replies: 19
Views: 2635

Re: 2016 T1B CFB Pickem - Week 7 Lines

Better late than never. All late games.

1 OSU 47
6 MIA
15 KAN
18 NEB
29 NDM
41 ARZ
43 UTA
45 ARK
46 FLA
49 ALA
by War Wagon
Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:32 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK SIX ODDS AND PICKS
Replies: 7
Views: 2566

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK SIX ODDS AND PICKS

NYG -3
NO +3
WSH +2.5
by War Wagon
Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rack Bob Dylan
Replies: 10
Views: 439

Re: rack Bob Dylan

Iconic, epic songwriter and well deserved award but the fucker has always seemed too grouchy. Like he was above the fray, looking down on the rest of us schmucks.

Maybe he was and still is.
by War Wagon
Thu Oct 13, 2016 9:55 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets: Week 5 Scores & Standings
Replies: 1
Views: 1649

Re: Three Best Bets: Week 5 Scores & Standings

Wrong week to pick exactly opposite of mine, Mgo, but given my record I damn sure don't blame you.

Yeah, I saw that.
by War Wagon
Tue Oct 11, 2016 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name one positive thing...
Replies: 45
Views: 2512

Re: Name one positive thing...

Wags, I've been working on yours all day. I wanted it to be perfect. It's coming....... Wags/Felix I hope you didn't work too hard. Perfect, as in how? That's like asking me to vote for Clinton or Trump while I don't even plan to go to the polls that day for the first time ever. I suppose I'll give...
by War Wagon
Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name one positive thing...
Replies: 45
Views: 2512

Re: Name one positive thing...

I never make any lists. :( No shit, over 20k posts and been here since day one. That does it, trev. I'll expect brownies along with those cookies you send every year at Christmas. You get a lump of coal for leaving me off the damn list. Next year you might get some Russell Stovers, but only if the ...
by War Wagon
Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ever hit a deer ?
Replies: 30
Views: 1731

Re: ever hit a deer ?

"Hey Rocky, wanna' see me pull a rabbit outta' my hat?"

Bullwinkle resets will never get old.
by War Wagon
Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ever hit a deer ?
Replies: 30
Views: 1731

Re: ever hit a deer ?

What I was thinking, was "before dawn or after dark". What you meant to mention is that deer in rut are most active in the 30 minutes before sunrise and the 30 minutes after sunset. Call it an hour to be safe. So for motorists during deer season, that's the time to be most alert for Bambi...
by War Wagon
Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ever hit a deer ?
Replies: 30
Views: 1731

Re: ever hit a deer ?

Don't know when they schedule gun deer season in your neck of the woods, but up here in God's Country it wraps around Thanksgiving. Nine days Saturday through the following Sunday. The rut is pretty much over by then. Bow season starts mid-September and the bowhunters get to hunt during the rut. Fi...
by War Wagon
Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:15 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: THREE BEST BETS - WEEK 5 ODDS AND PICKS
Replies: 7
Views: 3144

Re: THREE BEST BETS - WEEK 5 ODDS AND PICKS

DET +3
DAL +1
LA -2.5
by War Wagon
Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ever hit a deer ?
Replies: 30
Views: 1731

Re: ever hit a deer ?

My how time fly's. I thought had posted this QOTSA clip much more recently but had to go back over 2 years in the music forum to find it.

Very appropriate for the subject matter and the tune doesn't suck either. In other words, watch and listen to the damned video, fuck sticks.


by War Wagon
Sat Oct 08, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ever hit a deer ?
Replies: 30
Views: 1731

Re: ever hit a deer ?

There is a reason vehicular accidents involving deer always hit their peak during........wait for it........ deer hunting season . Maybe it's just coincidence. There's also a reason that deer hunting season occurs in late fall. Because that's when deer are in rut. They would be out roaming, looking...
by War Wagon
Tue Oct 04, 2016 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Damn Those 47%'ers Not Pulling Their Weight
Replies: 60
Views: 5202

Re: Damn Those 47%'ers Not Pulling Their Weight

Even casa smackaholic with its scattered yard tool landscaping motif would bring well north of 165K. :lol: :lol: :lol: Anybody who would pay 165k for house with a "foundation" that could be felled in 3 minutes by a rock hammer like in Shawshank Redemption... is probably delusional and stu...
by War Wagon
Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Damn Those 47%'ers Not Pulling Their Weight
Replies: 60
Views: 5202

Re: Damn Those 47%'ers Not Pulling Their Weight

Interesting. About 30 years ago a former employer of mine decided to make changes to their 401K plan, which allowed me as an ex-employee to withdraw my money (roughly $5-6,000) without penalty, but facing income tax consequences. Back then, $25,000 was a decent annual salary, and that 401K money wo...
by War Wagon
Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:11 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets -- Week 4 Odds and Picks
Replies: 9
Views: 4446

Re: Three Best Bets -- Week 4 Odds and Picks

IND/JAX under 49
IND -2.5
NYJ +2.5
by War Wagon
Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.
Replies: 15
Views: 762

Re: Sure am glad I will be retiring from the Navy soon.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: Name one sq inch of land holic saved from a foreign invader.

Image

That pic will never not be funny and Marty pulled if from the archive at the exact right moment.
by War Wagon
Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marissa Mayer
Replies: 76
Views: 4945

Re: Marissa Mayer

Looks to me like the gauntlet has been thrown. Astute observation since that was obviously the intent. Somebody needs to give wags a chess beatdown. I would welcome the challenge of playing a higher rated player, of which there are no doubt many... just not many here which is apparent by the respon...
by War Wagon
Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marissa Mayer
Replies: 76
Views: 4945

Re: Marissa Mayer

I love playing chess and probably had upwards of 2,000 games on record. I'd call myself a slightly above average player 2,000 games and you're just slightly above average? How many more games must you play to become a dominant force? How long does a typical game take? A typical game is hard to defi...
by War Wagon
Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marissa Mayer
Replies: 76
Views: 4945

Re: Marissa Mayer

I've yet to find a suitable chess room online. If anybody knows of one, hook a dirty white boy up. As expected, not one dork here can play chess above novice level. The greatest game of strategy, skill and improvisation ever devised, and most would rather wax their taint whilst watching porn instead.
by War Wagon
Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marissa Mayer
Replies: 76
Views: 4945

Re: Marissa Mayer

Somebody still uses Yahoo? This. They used to have a decent chess game format, you could play against similarly skilled players from around the world 24/7. I love playing chess and probably had upwards of 2,000 games on record. I'd call myself a slightly above average player and got schooled many t...
by War Wagon
Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:44 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: Three Best Bets -- Week 3 Odds and Picks
Replies: 8
Views: 4242

Re: Three Best Bets -- Week 3 Odds and Picks

CLE +10
NYG -4.5
BAL -1
by War Wagon
Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:02 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: 3 Best Bets: Week 2 Lines / Week 1 scores & Standings
Replies: 10
Views: 4299

Re: 3 Best Bets: Week 2 Lines / Week 1 scores & Standings

KC +2.5
NE -6.5
SEA -3.5
by War Wagon
Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:04 pm
Forum: NFL Picks
Topic: *** THREE BEST BETS 2016 -- WEEK 1 ***
Replies: 16
Views: 5771

Re: *** THREE BEST BETS 2016 -- WEEK 1 ***

NO Saints +1
GB Packers -5
NY Giants -1

Props to the dorks running the contest.
by War Wagon
Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 3BB -- 2016
Replies: 6
Views: 1142

Re: 3BB -- 2016

I'll make my usual simplistic yet dreadful picks if someone is keeping score.

I'm also fairly optimistic about the Chiefs this year which of course means I will lose my best bet every time they play, including the bye week.
by War Wagon
Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Expense report hell
Replies: 47
Views: 1105

Re: Expense report hell

We still use green bar huge ass printers. That's incredible, thought those green bar print outs had been obsoleted about the same time as WebTV. My condolence over the mountains of paper work you must have to deal with on a daily basis, not to mention the storage space you have to lease just to hol...
by War Wagon
Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump pusses out in Mexico City
Replies: 18
Views: 474

Re: Trump pusses out in Mexico City

Trump reverts to form on American soil. I think the man is bi-polar and spontaneously spews whatever inane gibberish that comes to mind at the moment. That which serves his purpose for the time, place and people he's addressing. I don't think he even knows what he believes and makes shit up as he g...
by War Wagon
Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Expense report hell
Replies: 47
Views: 1105

Re: Expense report hell

Has anyone ever used a JD Edwards type system? Also known as World Vision or AS400. My company installed that in 1998, replacing the IBM dinosaur MAPICS. Green Bar print outs ring a bell? Perforated margins on both sides you had to tear off. JDE takes a long time to learn and has some unexplainable ...
by War Wagon
Tue Aug 30, 2016 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Expense report hell
Replies: 47
Views: 1105

Re: Expense report hell

SAP? you mean STOP ALL PRODUCTION? We have a few steel and/or aluminum suppliers who recently went thru that OS change and it practically shut them down for a few weeks. My purchase orders were late which almost shut us down as well and would have in some cases if I didn't keep enough "safety ...
by War Wagon
Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Gene Wilder...
Replies: 15
Views: 1210

Re: RIP Gene Wilder...

by War Wagon
Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:54 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Death, Taxes, Tony Romo is hurt
Replies: 8
Views: 1341

Re: Death, Taxes, Tony Romo is hurt

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Tony Romo getting hurt: It's a fall staple you can count on as much as the crisp air and changing leaves.
Yeah, but it's still summer.

While I know of your disdain for FF, some chump always over pays for Romo... except we haven't had the auction draft yet so that guy gets off easy this year.
by War Wagon
Sat Aug 27, 2016 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: National Dog Day
Replies: 17
Views: 545

Re: National Dog Day

Love my dogs and Tune Town so count me in.

Oh, and we just got Direct TV a few weeks ago. Since a bit of a thunderstorm has rolled in, Royals game is off for now. 3rd time in 3 weeks.

I haven't even paid the first bill yet but they might as well write that off.
by War Wagon
Wed Aug 24, 2016 10:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Not proud Buc, but I own it and have to wear it.
by War Wagon
Tue Aug 23, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Not mad but I blame this abortion of a thread on the fact that the Royals didn't play last night.

I hate it when that happens on a summers eve.
by War Wagon
Tue Aug 23, 2016 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Biology.
I know the answer.


by War Wagon
Tue Aug 23, 2016 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Why the fuck do you need Viagra?
I don't, actually. Why the fuck can't you recognize, superstud?


Jesus fucking Christ, no wonder the idiots at .net think T1B is infested with fags. Sharp witted fags, but fags nonetheless. And you're the fucking leader.
by War Wagon
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Your dad is going to be super-pissed when he finds out you logged on with his account... I have no idea what this means. I mean, even SFAF knows how to play along. But you, Marty? You've been reduced to trolling .net I'm very disappointed in you young man. Btw, my dad died in 1971 at age 55. I'm ho...
by War Wagon
Mon Aug 22, 2016 11:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Just because I wouldn't kick her outta bed doesn't mean she's not a B minus B fucking minus? Is you daft, man? Different strokes for different folks I guess. I would put her on a starvation diet after 15 straight days of fucking her brains out. If she ever had any hopes and dreams, she'd forget wha...
by War Wagon
Mon Aug 22, 2016 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?
Replies: 46
Views: 2320

Re: What happened to Wolf Blitzer?

Wolf who?

I think CNN finally figured out she will add some much needed ratings points to her time slot.

BBF!