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by Smackie Chan
Sun May 21, 2006 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3914

Wolfman wrote:nice pix--

they still have the "flaming fountains"
at Pat O'Brien's --- or did Katrina
blow them out ??
Never made it to Pat O's; it's closed on Mondays. The fountain in the pic is on the patio at Razzoo's. I imagine if it's still intact, so are O'Brien's.
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 20, 2006 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3914

TenTallBen wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Hope to see Jsc again, and possibly Python and some of the other Louisianans ('sup, TTB?) there.
I might can make it if its on a weekend.
I should be there through Saturday, 7/15, for the ship's christening. Prolly won't leave til the next day.
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 20, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3914

Some of the pix from New Orleans: http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos1895/3/14/30/69/75/0/75693014310_0_ALB.jpg http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos1895/3/14/30/65/76/0/76653014310_0_ALB.jpg http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos1895/3/14/40/52/76/0/76524014310_0_ALB.jpg http://images.kodakgallery...
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 20, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3914

Yeah, I'm back. Flew in to DC yesterday, then went to the Nats vs. Orioles game at RFK. Haven't downloaded the few pix I took in NOLA yet, prolly will tonight or tomorrow. Good times in the Big Easy; that Jsc guy is OK as far as pillow-bitin' attorneys go. Big ups to him for his recent job change, t...
by Smackie Chan
Sun May 14, 2006 2:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Dead Shark
Replies: 10
Views: 729

Re: Big Dead Shark

W. Cohen wrote:I don't think I'll ever get over Boca Grande.

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:mrgreen:
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 13, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Might be Glass Dick but it's Goode Dick
Replies: 2
Views: 457

Re: Might be Glass Dick but it's Goode Dick

4 king guy wrote:it's Goode Dick
4 king guy wrote:Clarke Moore, Brett Goode and Casey Dick
The only thing better than Goode Dick is Moore Goode Dick.

Sin,

4 king guy_fawkes
by Smackie Chan
Fri May 12, 2006 10:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?
Replies: 21
Views: 904

Nishlord wrote:He lives in California now, because that's the Rock n' Roll thing to do, apparently.

We also gave the world Paper Lace, Alvin Stardust and Swing Out Sister. I can see you're very impressed.
WTF, is half the male population of Nottingham named Alvin? Is that your name, too, Nish?
by Smackie Chan
Fri May 12, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3514

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote: No argument there, but makin' fun of trevortard is always sporting, too.
As in "shooting fish in a barrel" sort of way I guess.
True ... not exactly big game.
by Smackie Chan
Fri May 12, 2006 7:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3514

The "liberal" woulda had an abortion. Smackie sighting, everyone .... what is it that we do when we see you? I keep forgetting. Damn these dead brain cells of mine! In this case "lib" or "con" has no bearing on the obvious failure of this 34 yo mother/grandmother to be...
by Smackie Chan
Fri May 12, 2006 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3514

I'm waiting on the liberals here at T1B to come in here harping about the way this "mum" is raising her kids. trev, Which "mum" are you talking about? Neither one is going to win any awards except for, hopefully (crosses fingers) a Darwin award. What does it matter if you are li...
by Smackie Chan
Fri May 12, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I added a new smiley you might find useful
Replies: 11
Views: 601

JCT wrote:They gotta go.
Yeah ... dude gets enough face time without any speaking parts.
by Smackie Chan
Thu May 11, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?
Replies: 21
Views: 904

Re: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?

Sudden Sam wrote:Cher's ugly as hell!

:D
She's prolly not nearly the musician he is either. Still, I'd still lay the lumber to her before I'd consider stickin' my pylon in Mylon.
by Smackie Chan
Wed May 10, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?
Replies: 21
Views: 904

Re: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?

Sudden Sam wrote:
Spinach Genie wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Image

Cher?
Nope. Mylon's much prettier than Cher.
Somethin' you wanna tell us, Sam?
by Smackie Chan
Wed May 10, 2006 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone Familiar with These two Albums?
Replies: 21
Views: 904

I saw Alvin Lee with Ten Years Later, his power trio follow-up to Ten Years After, back in the mid-70s at the Long Beach Arena. Dude flat out smoked (literally), since people in the audience were throwin' joints onto the stage and he was pickin' 'em up as he exited. The bass player (I believe it was...
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 06, 2006 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Forums
Replies: 21
Views: 1292

Cicero wrote:I never make any lists.
I think you made this one:
Luther wrote:JTR and Sissies board, ah ?
by Smackie Chan
Sat May 06, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst. President. Ever.
Replies: 96
Views: 3798

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand got caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan sai...
by Smackie Chan
Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post a mad fact about your home town
Replies: 86
Views: 5345

Founded in 1857 as a colony of German farmers and vintners. Name means "Home by the (Santa Ana) River." Anaheim was advertised as a model Klan city and was selected as the sight of a huge KKK rally that attracted about 20,000 people from all over California, after four Klansmen had been el...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6288

Atomic Punk wrote:I burned out on the boards for awhile.
Encore, Encore!!
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm the Decider
Replies: 46
Views: 2771

Eaglebauer wrote:
Cicero wrote:Everyone just got spoiled w/ Reagan and Clinton.
You have to be a trolling to be this dumb.
You'd think so, but there's an exception to every rule.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm the Decider
Replies: 46
Views: 2771

mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Much as I'd like to, I just can't pile on Shrubya for steppin' on his dick over the improper use of the word decider.
It wasn't improper. Uncommon, sure.
Which is why I said I can't join the pile-on.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm the Decider
Replies: 46
Views: 2771

Much as I'd like to, I just can't pile on Shrubya for steppin' on his dick over the improper use of the word decider . In order for me to do that, I'd have to be convinced that he has an understanding of words and phrases like: computability theory abstract Turing machines halt I ain't buyin' it.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6288

Some Damn Retard wrote:You'd be bitter too if you had to give old men sponge baths all day.
I wouldn't be bitter.

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by Smackie Chan
Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eddie Van Halen: Dead Man Walking
Replies: 109
Views: 6288

Rich Fader wrote:I thought Dave was looking haggard these days...
I thought Merle was looking Haggard these days.

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P.S. RACK MtLR
by Smackie Chan
Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Cicero Thread
Replies: 103
Views: 4366

I'm a tard b/c my smack isnt as fresh. This "take" exemplifies a much more significant problem from which you suffer. You see, you're just not what could be considered a "big picture" kinda guy. You tend to look at your tendencies individually, rather than as a whole. Sure, your...
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: now i feel sick: a message from Haiti
Replies: 63
Views: 4840

:lol: :lol:
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 672

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just h...
by Smackie Chan
Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 672

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him...
by Smackie Chan
Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Should women be beaten?
Replies: 30
Views: 1394

Rich Fader wrote:You know, deuce, ... there are some days when you get off truly epic, intelligent blasts.
Link?
by Smackie Chan
Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (Gore? Nudity?) OMIGOD!
Replies: 17
Views: 1459

Was Zyclone outta the country nine months ago?
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whackjobs I work with...
Replies: 20
Views: 1405

RACK EM!
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3641

Cicero wrote:If you you call what he has a sense of humor, then okaaaaaay.
Oh, that's rich. I know whenever I have a question about what constitutes humor, the leading authority to whom I always turn is TardRoyal25.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3641

Bizzarofelice wrote:
DMike316 wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Clinton = Moderate

Bush = Liberal
Leon = Larger
d$ = rack
Yep.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post of the week...
Replies: 57
Views: 2796

Spinach Genie wrote:PS - m2, I just have to know, what university offers a program of study in windchime sales? :wink:
Nor'eastern?
by Smackie Chan
Sat Apr 08, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 6
Views: 711

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her...
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: __watch out JTR__
Replies: 26
Views: 1673

I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hispanic walk-out tomorrow
Replies: 59
Views: 3043

Gunslinger is old school. He's been here forever, and has contributed forever. He's been funny. He's been lame. He's been scary. He's been too cool for words. He's been informative. He's even been a dumbfuck sometimes. You -- or anyone else -- not agreeing with his takes does not in anyway equate t...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Burger Joints in America...
Replies: 56
Views: 4418

Re: Best Burger Joints in America...

RadioFan wrote:Why the fuck can't they open a franchise here?
Because it's family-owned and not a franchise chain. They also include Bible citations on their cups & wrappers.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Coyote - the white lines on the freeway
Replies: 29
Views: 2298

I was always partial to Big Yellow Taxi. But I was never a huge Joni fan. Guess I didn't get baked enough.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: I picture you as these actors..
Replies: 68
Views: 9297

Nice work, ol' man! I'll go ahead and toss another RACK on the pile.
by Smackie Chan
Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Who fucked Russ from Sac-Town's girl???
Replies: 167
Views: 15680

Russ's wife fucks dudes from this message board and dude still posts here? And then dude spends his time and cash to put up a message board that the dudes that fucked his wife can post on? A better plan woulda been to start a private message board and invite only those posters who haven't slipped t...

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