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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her...

I thought you had to be able to bring the funnay to do stand-up. My bad, I guess.

Gunslinger is old school. He's been here forever, and has contributed forever. He's been funny. He's been lame. He's been scary. He's been too cool for words. He's been informative. He's even been a dumbfuck sometimes. You -- or anyone else -- not agreeing with his takes does not in anyway equate t...

RadioFan wrote:Why the fuck can't they open a franchise here?

Because it's family-owned and not a franchise chain. They also include Bible citations on their cups & wrappers.

I was always partial to Big Yellow Taxi. But I was never a huge Joni fan. Guess I didn't get baked enough.

Nice work, ol' man! I'll go ahead and toss another RACK on the pile.

Russ's wife fucks dudes from this message board and dude still posts here? And then dude spends his time and cash to put up a message board that the dudes that fucked his wife can post on? A better plan woulda been to start a private message board and invite only those posters who haven't slipped t...

I'm pretty sure that those getting mocked would characterize it as mocking or being made fun of. I'm pretty sure you're kidding yourself if you believe it. Seems like everyone here "mischaracterizes" your posts, according to you. Isn't that self-evident? Apparently only to you. Most of my...

Quick Question Smackie - Back on RTT, did Dinsdale threaten to post a bunch of my PM's that he said he had or not? I recall me saying "Go for it" and he backed down and you, Smackie, pointing out that I had scoreboard for calling his bluff. I have no recollection of ever claiming you had ...

Smackyourselfintheface...mocking you people, making fun of you, and watching you fall over one another to respond to me does not constitute crying, bitching, sniveling, or otherwise. The only one who sees it as "mocking" or "making fun of" is, well ... you. What you do is not fu...

Guess you just can't make everybody happy ... 1. T1B is launched with certain rules, including no spamming, not tarding (judged subjectively, of course), no "specialty" threads on Main Street (politics, music, sports, et al), and bans imposed on certain children with histories of message b...

shutyomouth wrote:

Smackie Chan wrote:

Headhunter wrote:The funny thing is he got banned in the middle of DC handing him his ass.

Like that's a tough gig ... Cuda could prolly even handle that job, if he wasn't too busy giving reacharounds.

Hey - you're a liberal. SG apologized. Shouldn't he be forgiven?

Nah, just forgotten.

Headhunter wrote:The funny thing is he got banned in the middle of DC handing him his ass.

Like that's a tough gig ... Cuda could prolly even handle that job, if he wasn't too busy giving reacharounds.

Fandango wrote:SG was carrying this place.

Straight to the landfill.

rozy wrote:reach down the front of your pants and see if you can grab hold of anything.

Sorry if I pulled your hair.

I don't see his offense as crossing the line, but I can't say that I'm unhappy he's out. The pointless spamming should be sufficient reason to at least send him to his room for a timeout.

Don't get pissed SunCoastStupid, just join the pyramid scheme. He has more money than could be spent in about 10 life times. See ... it works! :headslap: http://images.chapters.indigo.ca/covers/books/082/1573920827_b.gif I'm guessing Deac (not to be confused with Deke) made a dollar or two from thi...

Not at all ... just pointing out that they've been moved. Who the fuck do you speak for? Me, of course. Good behavior and class from politicians?!? Sorry, but I stopped expecting that long ago. And you represent who? Yourself. Period. While you, on the other hand, speak for the "public." ...

Moving the goal posts a little, aren't you, Smackie?? Not at all ... just pointing out that they've been moved. Just because their behavior has spiraled downward does not mean that the public doesn't expect better behavior and some class. Good behavior and class from politicians?!? Sorry, but I sto...

A radio commentator versus elected members of Congress and a major party chair whose a leading a presidential candidate?? Not a huge disinction there? Not in the sense that both groups (media & politicians) engage in name-calling, posturing, finger-pointing, and other tactics designed to denigr...

mothster wrote:smackie----u transferr to dc?

Temporarily, with the possibility of it becoming permanent.

Smackie, you would agree that there is a huge difference between a talk radio host calling Hillary "Hitlery" and the DNC Chair calling Bush "evil" or Democratic leaders comparing Bush to Hitler, right? Probably not as huge as you might consider it; however, I was merely respondi...

The problem is that, today, the left's idea of reasonable is calling Bush "Hitler," "evil," and an "idiot" while they tell us that America is to blame for terrorism. Comparing Dubya to Hitler is little more than hyperbole, but allusions to Der Fuhrer is not limited to ...

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RACK EltonMonster!

Smackie: You forgot the part about when the Pres is getting a blow job from a groupie it's worth $50 million to "get to the bottom of it." You know, all the "He LIED under oath" bullshit that makes the vein in Dr. Detroit's forehead start to pulsate. The whole Tillman thing remi...

Just to make sure I'm clear about the lessons I should take away from reading this thread, let me summarize: 1) If the Republican-controlled Federal government lies to the American public, we can assume it's in our best interest for them to do so, since they know best, and we can't handle the truth....