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That's because private industry always does things much better than the federal govt...:meds: The US space industrial base is perfectly capable of properly landing a lunar rover, it just didn't do it this time. What makes you think NASA would have not only stuck the landing but also done it for the...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:47 pm Lots of great pho and happy endings maybe.

I was just going to say, the food is probably incredible.

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When Suze Orman (who, again?) says something, you know it's true.

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L45B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:59 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:49 amDefine soft lunar touchdown for me.
This was the closest I could come up with.

Incredible

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.

Must be a LOT of raw-dogging strangers goin' on up there.

No need for condoms when you're rich

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The Seer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:57 am Didn't even have to lift your feet to clear that bar....

He just took a giant dump on you and you responded by saying "yes sir, may I have another?"

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:26 am Remember, kids, it's not a crash it's a correction.

Seems like a shadowy conspiracy of global elites conspiring to crash the world economy, right? #idiot

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Where's your link, Seer? What crackpot website did you find that at? Meanwhile, at a legitimate, respected news source, we learn that immigration has been propelling the economy into the stratosphere. So sad how Dumpster cultist racists are willing to flush our economy down the toilet to keep brown ...

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Jesus, Diego. Show some mercy on poor ol' Seer.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:43 am Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley

I laughed

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Rule #1 of T1B--Have a take, don't suck. You're missing the first and most important part.

I'm not clicking on your link dump.

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Hey, how's Mercedes doing? Oh, wait, that's not her name? Lol. Where's Melania anyway? Go ahead and vote for this piss dribbling sack of shit, you piss dribbling sacks of shit. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-appears-melanias-name-32207511 Donald Trump appeared to call wife Melani...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:00 pm THAT is where the real problem lies. Drs have to do a lot of stuff just to defend against those fukkers.

Yeah, poor doctors. Not poor patients forced into this predatory system.

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I loved how Fox Entertainment (as self-admitted in court) said this week that blacks will come to Trump because they love sneakers. I'm expecting for their hosts next week to take a nap under a sombrero & say that they're trying to recruit Hispanic voters.... yWSaEV059ks&list=RDNSyWSaEV059k...

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Absolutely incredible. The most racist presidential candidate since Dump rain in 2015. The gold shoes, and now this. Seer will be by any minute now to defend his Lord God Emperor, because he likes this rhetoric. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/02/24/trump-black-voters-indicted-mug-shot/...

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I have run into a bit of a drought lately with regular old memes. However, there has been plenty of the memes that ruffles the feathers of a certain carless, rude bastard here. His feathers ruffle so easily that he has become as predictable as the sunrise. Very puppetesque if you will. I now know t...

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:25 pm Where's college hockey ??

On NESN, ESPN+ and onhockey.tv

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Where else can you get this insightful and intelligent analysis other than Cardouche at T1B? Gold, Jerry.

Carson wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:53 pm Chugging cock is healthier than chugging beer.

Sin,

Cock-chugging liberals

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:04 am What happened, Mikey?

Ditto quoting Shill in Houston?

Truth hurts

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Identify the signature song for the following... Jimi Hendrix -- Hey Joe Hall & Oates -- Rich Girl ELO -- Evil Woman Everclear The Clash -- Lost in the Supermarket The Charlie Daniels Band U2 -- Zoo Station Donna Summer AC/DC -- Long Way to the Top (if you wanna rock and roll) Peter Gabriel -- ...

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We redirect every damn subject to a left/right argument. I’m as guilty as anyone. Maybe moreso. And I don’t like who I appear to be in here. Not so much being right of center, but being combative and a smartass. I’ve been thinking about this for a good while and, while I’m concerned that this post ...

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You obviously haven’t reached 65 yet because Medicare kicks ass over any private health insurance I’ve ever experienced. And why is that? Because it takes out the money grabbing middle man that adds probably 40% of the cost and needlessly restricts and/or delays many important procedures (with bean...

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Carson wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:28 am Thank you, whoever.

Didn't prevent me from posting in this shithole and kicking your ass.

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:14 pm I'm SHOCKED that this thread turned into Lt. vs Rt. here. WTF?

SHOCKED I TELL YA!!

Diego was stating an obvious fact. Cardouche responded with ever fresh homo smack.

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:38 pm I'm sure he'll get right back to you with a response right after he wipes the pork rind grease from his hands....

At least Sam is honest.

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AT&T customers report a massive outage, disrupting phone service across America Other providers also have widespread outages this morning. https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/tech/att-cell-service-outage/index.html I have T-Mobile and am having no issue. Anyone else want to *chime* IN? I have AT&...

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ANYBODY can create lists with whatever "variables" they choose and rank. One person's "healthy city" is the other's cesspool. As Screwy would type - wallethub.com :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No, not really. What do all these cities have in common? They're all prosperous, attra...

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:47 pm Abortion is not contraception. Unless we are changing the meaning of it. It's after the fact.

Red state conservatives are coming after contraception next. You know that, though. You just play stupid as part of your schtick here.

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DC clocks in at #7. Fukk yeah!

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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:16 pm You are now the official capitol right wing whacko “Christian” insanity.

(If you weren’t already)

Has anyone called Coach Tommy Tubberville for his opinion?

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Alright Sherlock, pull out your magnifying glass and show us one fucking example of "racist humor." Stereotypical humor does not count. Death humor does not count. Show me any example of someone actually being "racist," on this fucking board. Sorry, but something that hurts your...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 5:11 pm I think you’re confused about the term snowflake. Liberals have lost their sense of humor…very sad.

Yes of course. Extra judicial murder of suspects pre-trial is so hilarious. Maybe Larry David will tackle it before Curb ends.

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wirepoints.org

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue Feb 20, 2024 3:22 pm How is RB’s post racist?

It's not. HIs sense of humor is. Why should anyone on this bbs not call out racist humor? You guys are snowflakes who want to turn this sordid clambake into tards.net.

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Roach wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:15 pm prolapsed weeping ass

Woah!

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He's looking pretty orange in that photo. What a penis.

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I guess Screw_MenstrualCramp, Dumbass in Seattle, and Blows in Houston missed this part. :crickets: You GQPers are total psychos. If you don't take someone in off the street to live in your home, you can't speak out against the extra-judicial murder of suspects pre-trial? LMFAO! Chauvin could have ...

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Rootbeer wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:11 am A few of you have an uncanny ability to ruin every thread. Would it be that hard to have a chuckle or roll your eyes and move on?

Are your feelings hurt because someone mocked your racist sense of humor? Toughen up, snowflake.

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Agree 100% with your take on MD. Scouting and signing talent have been weak spots for years now. Very, very frustrating. I didn't make it to the game in person and won't for the foreseeable future. Will definitely make it to a few lacrosse games this year, though. The venue is much more accessible ...

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Making jokes about state-sanctioned murder is funny! The meme is funny. "State-sanctioned murder," is a stretch. In reality the state locked up a good cop that simply rid society of a piece of crap criminal. The world is a better place without ol' Georgie boy. The world is not a better pl...

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