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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 4:21 pm If his mother had testicles she’d probably be ass raping him on a regular basis.

WOAH! Mikey!

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The Seer wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:58 pm Might've been your vote...did you furnish an ID?

If your mother had testicles, she could be your father.

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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:24 pm 20010 posts and not one of them contains anything remotely interesting or truthful. Keep clacking. You are bound to hit pay dirt some day.

Keep rubbing those 88braincells together. One day you'll achieve your fascist dream.

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Article I, Section 8, Clause 7 of the United States Constitution, empowers Congress "To establish Post Offices." Thus, someone from the U.S. government potentially comes to every address in the United States almost daily. Letter carriers also carry scanners as part of their job. Seems lik...

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General Peters wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:03 pm dementia-riddled criminal

The irony is overwhelming

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And Haley beat Dump in DC

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Sven Golly wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:51 pm Voting is a privilege.

Voting is a right, you disgusting pile of human excrement.

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A third FUBAR is the lawfare campaign of the Democratic Party and its regime in power against the citizens of this land. This folder includes overt and obvious political prosecutions by DA’s and AG’s who make election promises to “go after” individuals without such niceties as probable cause. It in...

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mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:54 pm Or a washer and dryer...or a stove.

Thanks for checking in, Donald Dump's mushroom stamp.

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Carson wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 5:31 pm Screw_Estrogen just had a seizure.

The corrupt Supreme Court weighed in. Hardly surprising.

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The Seer wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 4:34 pm Yeah, the media got it wrong...who knew?

YOUR "media" you fucking idiot.

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What a surprise. Seer ignorantly parroting lies about immigrants and police. Seer ignorantly repeating NYPD lies (talk about stating the obvious). Seer ignorantly parroting Fox Spews propaganda. Why do GOPers do this? Why do GOPers lie? Seer dutifully takes his marching orders from the Dump campaign...

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How much time did the walrus' son serve for his DUI murder? Too bad the reporter was too stupid to mention this. Looks like around a year. Nice going, Gerkoff Old Party governor Parsons. Human lives mean nothing to GOPers. Great to see I continue to live rent free in KCScrote's dome. Keep up the rac...

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Never thought I’d let them go, but most of my “kids” left the house today. Sharks, Be Bop Deluxe, Wishbone Ash, Tank, Hydra, Riggs, UFO, Kick Axe, Warner Hodge, Brand X, blues, rock, country…gone. I kept a couple hundred that I couldn’t part with. But the bulk of ‘em are out on their own now. I mis...

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The Seer wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:58 pm So THAT'S how you lefty morons keep smiling while you get fucked in the ass....

Ignorance is bliss.

Yeah, if by "while you get fucked in the ass" you mean "tired of hearing the same old Chicken Little routine from ignorant conservatives." Then yes, we're smiling.

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This week the payment on the National Debt, for the first time ever has exceed the amount of money the Government is spending on defense. Currently the interest payment alone is $870 billion. Defense spending is $850 billion. That is JUST INTEREST and is not including payment towards the principle ...

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Nothing quite so entertaining as a dude with a mouth full of Zelenskyy going full Marcus Allen on the relative cost of meaningless space missions. :bode: Are you saying all space missions are meaningless or just returning to the moon with a lunar rover? Use your 88 brain cells and get back to us.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:10 am 10. Richmond, VA

G-Pete and Proctor call Bullshit

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kcdave wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:41 pm
Ever check the cost of living in DC?
I hear its so high, the average asshole can't even afford a car.

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I love watching you eat my shit here. Please, continue!

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That's because private industry always does things much better than the federal govt...:meds: The US space industrial base is perfectly capable of properly landing a lunar rover, it just didn't do it this time. What makes you think NASA would have not only stuck the landing but also done it for the...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:47 pm Lots of great pho and happy endings maybe.

I was just going to say, the food is probably incredible.

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When Suze Orman (who, again?) says something, you know it's true.

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L45B wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:59 am
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:49 amDefine soft lunar touchdown for me.
This was the closest I could come up with.

Incredible

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:05 am Columbia holds the honor of being the VD / STD capital of MD.

Must be a LOT of raw-dogging strangers goin' on up there.

No need for condoms when you're rich

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The Seer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 1:57 am Didn't even have to lift your feet to clear that bar....

He just took a giant dump on you and you responded by saying "yes sir, may I have another?"

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 12:26 am Remember, kids, it's not a crash it's a correction.

Seems like a shadowy conspiracy of global elites conspiring to crash the world economy, right? #idiot

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Where's your link, Seer? What crackpot website did you find that at? Meanwhile, at a legitimate, respected news source, we learn that immigration has been propelling the economy into the stratosphere. So sad how Dumpster cultist racists are willing to flush our economy down the toilet to keep brown ...

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Jesus, Diego. Show some mercy on poor ol' Seer.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 1:43 am Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley

I laughed

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Rule #1 of T1B--Have a take, don't suck. You're missing the first and most important part.

I'm not clicking on your link dump.

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Hey, how's Mercedes doing? Oh, wait, that's not her name? Lol. Where's Melania anyway? Go ahead and vote for this piss dribbling sack of shit, you piss dribbling sacks of shit. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-appears-melanias-name-32207511 Donald Trump appeared to call wife Melani...

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:00 pm THAT is where the real problem lies. Drs have to do a lot of stuff just to defend against those fukkers.

Yeah, poor doctors. Not poor patients forced into this predatory system.

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I loved how Fox Entertainment (as self-admitted in court) said this week that blacks will come to Trump because they love sneakers. I'm expecting for their hosts next week to take a nap under a sombrero & say that they're trying to recruit Hispanic voters.... yWSaEV059ks&list=RDNSyWSaEV059k...

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Absolutely incredible. The most racist presidential candidate since Dump rain in 2015. The gold shoes, and now this. Seer will be by any minute now to defend his Lord God Emperor, because he likes this rhetoric. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/02/24/trump-black-voters-indicted-mug-shot/...

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I have run into a bit of a drought lately with regular old memes. However, there has been plenty of the memes that ruffles the feathers of a certain carless, rude bastard here. His feathers ruffle so easily that he has become as predictable as the sunrise. Very puppetesque if you will. I now know t...

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:25 pm Where's college hockey ??

On NESN, ESPN+ and onhockey.tv

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Where else can you get this insightful and intelligent analysis other than Cardouche at T1B? Gold, Jerry.

Carson wrote: ↑Wed Feb 21, 2024 7:53 pm Chugging cock is healthier than chugging beer.

Sin,

Cock-chugging liberals

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 6:04 am What happened, Mikey?

Ditto quoting Shill in Houston?

Truth hurts

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Identify the signature song for the following... Jimi Hendrix -- Hey Joe Hall & Oates -- Rich Girl ELO -- Evil Woman Everclear The Clash -- Lost in the Supermarket The Charlie Daniels Band U2 -- Zoo Station Donna Summer AC/DC -- Long Way to the Top (if you wanna rock and roll) Peter Gabriel -- ...

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We redirect every damn subject to a left/right argument. I’m as guilty as anyone. Maybe moreso. And I don’t like who I appear to be in here. Not so much being right of center, but being combative and a smartass. I’ve been thinking about this for a good while and, while I’m concerned that this post ...

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