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- Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: please read this - or you may fucking die!
- Replies: 119
- Views: 7346
Re: please read this
I'm left to clean this up after all of you are gone.
Got my flu shot on Sunday.
- Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!-kinda)Dirty Jobs - T1B-Style(!-kinda)
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2180
Re: Dirty Jobs - T1B-Style
And, of course there was plenty of "spitting" in pizzas, using utensils that fell on the floor, etc. The fast food industry is very gross. Which is EXACTLY why you'd better tip your pizza delivery folks. I worked at Domino's a little back in the 80's and saw that happen (No - I didn't do ...
- Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!-kinda)Dirty Jobs - T1B-Style(!-kinda)
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2180
Re: Dirty Jobs - T1B-Style
While in high school, I worked at a place called Jax Roast Beef, later renamed Rax. They had several in the Columbus, Ohio area. We would cook a hunk of beef and place in the slicer. Careful with your fingers. Hated that thing. Also hated dumping the hot gease from the fryer at night. I would then d...
- Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Not Into Model Planes But...
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1269
Re: Not Into Model Planes But...
Sorry that I shot down your RC airplane.
- Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) She's BAAAAAAAAAACK! (!)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1314
Re: She's BAAAAAAAAAACK!
Van asks too many questions. Where's the lube?
- Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Senator Edward Kennedy
- Replies: 117
- Views: 3681
Senator Edward Kennedy
Teddy's dead of brain cancer at age 77. Say what you will about 1969 and that terrible mistake but 43 years in the senate he made a difference. He was a champion of the people.
- Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Texting while Driving
- Replies: 95
- Views: 5033
Texting while Driving
This vid was aired on local news this evening. Don't know if anyone posted this but its worth a view. Those with young drivers need to share this with them. And all of us could benefit as well.
edit- new link, old link removed
- Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (G) Post the oddest photo you can find (G)
- Replies: 69
- Views: 2943
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NYC Mid Air
- Replies: 66
- Views: 1628
Re: NYC Mid Air
"...traffic..."
What?
What?
- Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Hiroshima Day
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1009
Re: Happy Hiroshima Day
Harry Truman did what needed to be done. Read McCullough's book.
- Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: what do you think ?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 679
Re: what do you think ?
None of them look steady. Were they downing shots inside the White House before the "Beer Summit?"
---or
They were trying to get outside before Biden found them?
---or
They were trying to get outside before Biden found them?
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Palin as Poet(ess)
- Replies: 5
- Views: 460
Re: Palin as Poet(ess)
Shatner's best stuff since.....Denny CRANE.
- Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Johnny Cash lives on!!!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 701
Re: Johnny Cash lives on!!!
That's how Jacko started out.
- Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Million Dollar Questions
- Replies: 16
- Views: 810
Re: Million Dollar Questions
^^^^Moving Sale wrote:11-12*
A Paddington bear? Crap that was easy in hindsight.
*Totally guessed on two of them and got them both right.
Dentist and Moth just sounded right.
Google searched on a second browser. Threw one to keep it "honest."
- Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another Black Guy Gets Off Easy
- Replies: 10
- Views: 659
Re: Another Black Guy Gets Off Easy
How many ex-cons are playing pro ball?War Wagon wrote:Vick served his sentence and paid his debt to society. He's now a free man and should be able to seek the employ of any NFL team that will have him.
- Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama Dead Wrong
- Replies: 106
- Views: 2871
Re: Obama Dead Wrong
Nah, first gotta take a dip in your swimming pool. Everyone's welcome. We're gonna have a party!Moving Sale wrote:I could wytch them in if I had the time.Bobby42 wrote: Congrats, no training wheels.
Now back away from the public library PC and get back to the ghetto. :twisted:
- Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama Dead Wrong
- Replies: 106
- Views: 2871
Re: Obama Dead Wrong
Nice regards from a guy who used a pic I posted for his Avatar You're Black and you just got thrown under a bus by a White guy. Deal with it. :oops: :oops: :oops: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Bobby42/BAD_SANTA-0.jpg Reconsider..much more fitting for you. Congrats, no training wheels.
- Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama Dead Wrong
- Replies: 106
- Views: 2871
Re: Obama Dead Wrong
Rack him for linking it, you fucking jerkoff. Go ruin someone else's BBS. Yea rack him for linking to a vid that everybody has seen 100 times and not only that... RACK HIM IN CAPS and then stick an (!) at then end. THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!! :? :? :? :? Nice regards from a guy who used a pic I posted f...
- Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Obama Dead Wrong
- Replies: 106
- Views: 2871
Re: Obama Dead Wrong
Word.ChargerMike wrote:...end of story!Mikey wrote:"No problem officer. I was locked out of my house and had to break in. Thanks for investigating though, it's good to know that you all are on top of things."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What's so hard about that?
Gates forgot the simple rules....
- Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Walter Cronkite is dead at age 92
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1338
Re: Walter Cronkite is dead at age 92
He called it and changed public opinion. If not, where would we be?smackaholic wrote:Going on the air in the middle of a shooting war with your opinion that it is unwinnable is treason.
- Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Walter Cronkite is dead at age 92
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1338
Walter Cronkite is dead at age 92
Damn. I'll miss him. There will never be another.
- Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bang or Bucks - Diane Lane (!)
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2073
- Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Loves the White Chics
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1328
Re: Loves the White Chics
"Oh, shit...here it comes."
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Steve McNair found shot to death
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2302
Re: Steve McNair found shot to death
Just read that the woman was his girlfriend and that her Escalade was purchased by McNair. Neighbors stated McNair was there a lot. Police are not pursuing any suspects... which means it was a murder/suicide. Press conference possible later today. Fu is on it. http://www.tennessean.com/article/2009...
- Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: MJ joke thread.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 413
Re: MJ joke thread.
Just because you're dead doesn't mean I can't kick your ass some more.
Your dad, Joe.
Your dad, Joe.
- Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Steve McNair found shot to death
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2302
Re: Steve McNair found shot to death
He was shot to death so homicide was involved.
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- Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Karl Malden...
- Replies: 6
- Views: 406
- Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: joke
- Replies: 10
- Views: 535
Re: joke
Subject: Confession Catholic guy goes into the confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to c...
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Apparently Jeff Goldblum Didn't Get The Memo...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 337
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Yet another GOP pol busted in an affair
- Replies: 152
- Views: 5599
Re: Yet another GOP pol busted in an affair
Dude most likely had a satellite phone to maintain contact with his Lt. Governor, Chief of Staff and Homeland Security Advisor.Moving Sale wrote:And why is that?smackaholic wrote:I suspect his flunkeys knew where he was and how to get hold of him in an emergency...
- Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2593
Re: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko
Medics will be jumping on Liz Taylor's chest very soon.
- Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko
- Replies: 51
- Views: 2593
Re: Jacko's Heart goes Wacko
RIP Michael.
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 800+ Gun Buyers On Terror List
- Replies: 7
- Views: 410
Re: 800+ Gun Buyers On Terror List
Dude posts an entire news article with absolutely no insightful commentary, i.e. a fukking take. I was better than that when I used to do shit like that.
- Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Living Up To His Name
- Replies: 1
- Views: 315
Re: Living Up To His Name
Foul? Nah. Let the boys play the game.
- Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: RadioFag Fills Out Cuda's Form
- Replies: 2
- Views: 306
Re: RadioFag Fills Out Cuda's Form
/signature on file/
- Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Add another point for science...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 499
Re: Add another point for science...
Van, I'll still be there when you call out for me.Van wrote:God wrote:3: All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
Eliminated!!
Very truly yours,
- Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1508
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
Give some credit; the right-seater had help.
- Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tell me your favorite arcade games from back in the day
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2418
- Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tell me your favorite arcade games from back in the day
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2418
Re: Tell me your favorite arcade games from back in the day
There was a submarine battle sims game back in the 90's called "Red Storm Rising." Meager graphics but it was nice strategy. One could spend the entire evening with it.
- Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chastity Bono Is Going Straight
- Replies: 13
- Views: 589
Re: Chastity Bono Is Going Straight
The world already has a John Daly.