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There's a dragon with matches that's loose on the town
Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon Dec 21, 2020 6:39 am
The long awaited Jupiter-Saturn conjunction occurs today, on the winter solstice.
What are the odds of that?

I'll go with 1/365.24

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Game 1 - NTX 76 (?) Game 2 - NEV Game 3 - BYU Game 4 - VTK Game 5 - MEM Game 6 - HAW Game 7 - MAR Game 8 - CCU Game 9 - SCL Game 10 - LAL Game 11 - GST Game 12 - OKS Game 13 - COL Game 14 - WFU Game 15 - IOW Game 16 - OKA Game 17 - TLS Game 18 - SJS Game 19 - WVU Game 20 - TCU Game 21 - CIN Game 22 ...

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While the point is valid, I'm pretty sure that when you walk into a sportsbook, they don';t put a gun to your head and say "you MUST pick this game." I'm also quite sure they don't make you pick 10 games. I'm also quite sure that you can play money-lines.

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Putting aside the complete shitshow the PAC was this season... That was a great game. I'd say the same if the Fighting Schmicks had mounted a comeback and won. Something rarely said about a PAC game -- it was a battle in the trenches. 4 lines beating the hell out of each other (my kinda game... sup ...

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:47 am Yeah, looks like we're going after Sot Sarkisian now.

Cutty Sark?

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Since we know Schimck's stance on out of state players... it must kill him that USC's best player is from Oregon.

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tremendous douche. Sort of a strange combination of words. If you’re speaking literally. He's a douche of great intensity. Obviously, "tremendous" was used literally (sup Screwy doesn't know what that word means), and "douche" was used colloquially. I suppose I could have just g...

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: ↑Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:42 pm
41 fucking inches, not even a typical Dinsdale skank wants 41" at one time.

Don't be silly.

That takes 5 thrusts.

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Except for that contract extension thingy.

Millions of extra $$$ couldn't get Mario to move back to Alabama.

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Doh!

Ixnay 19ay, MRY

Replace with Game 21 - CIN

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Game 1 - NDM 71
Game 3 -RUT
Game 5 - ORE
Game 8 - ISU
Game 12 - CCU
Game 15 - MIN
Game 16 - SJS
Game 19 - MRY
Game 20 - ALA
Game 22 - ORS

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:39 pm

Would be a fitting end to this season if the Ducks blow out U$C.

That would be the most PAC12 thing ever.

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He's not wrong.

But he's a tremendous douche.

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Ixnay on the 42ay (notWAS)

Game 41 - ORS

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Game 1 - UNC 64
Game 7 - ALA
Game 13 - MIN
Game 17 - LOU
Game 20 - CCU
Game 22 - NAV
Game 24 - IOW
Game 34 - OKS
Game 40 - SDS
Game 42 - CAL

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The fair solution to the PAC CCG would be to have USC play Colorado.

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Along those lines, if Oregon would have beaten UDub this Saturday, they would have won the North. UDub gets the rona, cancels the game, and wins the North.

That's pretty fucked up.

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Game 1 - AUB 53
Game 21 - WMU
Game 25 - FLA
Game 27 - ISU
Game 30 - BOS
Game 36 - NCS
Game 39 - ORU
Game 40 - COL
Game 44 - ALA
Game 50 - ORS

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Fuck Auburn... with Cam Newton's dad's dick.

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Exciting game (for me, anyway). That game had it all... except any semblance of defense.

If we had more general discussions these days, I probably would have mentioned that Jermar Jefferson has been amazing this season. Must have fucked some sheep during the offseason.

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Game 40 - TEM

Replaces game 32

Our little game here is becoming a shit show just like BTPCFB.

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Game 1 - ALA 68
Game 8 - NDM
Game 13 - ORU
Game 15 - FLA
Game 17 - OKS
Game 32 - MIN
Game 33 - CCU
Game 38 - NWS
Game 53 - VIR
Game 56 - HAW

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Game 1 - OKA 66
Game 11 - ORE
Game 12 - OSU
Game 15 - CCU
Game 23 - LSU
Game 25 - WKY
Game 27 - NAL
Game 28 - SOM
Game 51 - USC
Game 53 - HAW

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:31 am
I should hope so, because Under Siege is Steven Seagal's magnum opus.

The above quoted post might be your magnum opus, since I made it all the way through.

Still doesn't make it good.

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Felix wrote: ↑Sun Nov 15, 2020 5:00 pm Ouch, who'd have thought the double digit hole would belong to the Cat? A 10 on the par 3 12th. Egads.

A defending champ blowing up on 12? That's hilarious!

Sin,
Jordan Spieth

I had DJ all the way (actually, I really did, but since I didn't post it, it's no-countsies). Dude's on fire of late.

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Congrats to Cornhusker.

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Care to explain how states can invoke the DPA to get PPE's manufactured? What? There's a market for it. Where there's demand, there will be supply. But commies don't get that concept. But you clearly believe that the government should control the means of production, along with putting "countr...

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Game 1 - MIC 54
Game 12 - MIF
Game 13 - IND
Game 19- PSU
Game 20 - RUT
Game 27 - FST
Game 38 - LOU
Game 40 - SDS
Game 41 - TEK
Game 44 - ORU

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Uhm... you're comparison for artistic brilliance is Under Fucking Siege?

I'm rarely at a loss for a sharp, scathing retort... but you got me. Congrats.

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A guy the Proud Boys completely disowned years ago (because he's a racist fuck) is a "top leader" in a group that kicks any member out who associates with this "top leader"? What sort of mental gymnastics does that take? Confirmation bias so strong that you'll believe any lie tha...

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Maybe dipshit Larry Scott should have started a week earlier, and schedule every team a bye on the same week. Could have made up some of these games. Cal is eliminated from the CFP before they even play a game every year, but this year, it's literally true. The PAC better hope either USC or Oregon r...

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Game 1 - TSA 63
Game 28 - SYR
Game 29 - MAS
Game 35 - MTN
Game 37 - ILL
Game 44- SCL
Game 48 - UCL
Game 51- ORE
Game 52 - TEN
Game 53 - CCU

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Game 1 - TCU 78
Game 7 - WYO
Game 10 - MEM
Game 13 - CCU
Game 23 - NDM
Game 25 - RUT
Game 34 - ALA
Game 36 - DUK
Game 37 - OSU
Game 40 -NAV

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Sat Oct 24, 2020 4:05 am I was waiting for wisdom regarding 2:00 am last calls

My apologies...

Regardless of how hammered you get, never forget to do the finger-sniff test before you commit to putting your face up in there.

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I'd tell them:

Don't waste your life traveling around the world to try and sell people on your version of religion. It makes you a giant douche.

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Game 1 - MIC 58
Game 10 - KAN
Game 11 - CCU
Game 13 - AUB
Game 15 - MEM
Game 18 - MSU
Game 22 - ALA
Game 23 - NDM
Game 30 - IOW
Game 35 - WVU

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BSmack wrote: ↑Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:53 pm ]Dr Dunkenstien was another one of Darryl Dawkins nicknames.

Uhm, no.

Dr. Dunkenstein was Darrell Griffith.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Oct 08, 2020 12:36 pm Trump is literally Biff Tannen

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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