And RACK the dude going ass-to-mouth on his dad.
Just taking batting practice up in here.
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- Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The wine douche thread.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 9446
- Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The wine douche thread.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 9446
Re: The wine douche thread.
And Mikey -- the sweet, sweet deal Costco has on a 92-point cab for under $20 didn't make it as far as your neck of the woods... or so I know hear.
- Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
- Replies: 226
- Views: 43119
Re: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
I remember when cedar-plank grilling became a thing. My fishing buddies and I cringed at the thought. I mean, how could anyone take the U&L technique that we stole from the DDIs (Dirty Drunken Injuns) of using an alder board and pervert it with some nasty, resin-spewing shit like cedar?
- Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The wine douche thread.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 9446
Re: The wine douche thread.
For the red wines, i'm told told that FRANCE has the best reds.. Debatable. Italy has the best Pinot Grigo Since the same grape is called pinot gris just about everywhere outside of Italy, that's not unreasonable. American Wine is getting better and better and better all the time....but you have to...
- Fri Apr 10, 2020 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The wine douche thread.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 9446
Re: The wine douche thread.
Not a big fan of Pinot Noir, myself. But the true wine snob on this board, Dinsdale, probably has access to better stuff than I can get with regularity and might have a different opinion on the subject. You're painting with a broad brush. And yes, I live in "The Burgundy of the Western Hemisph...
- Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
- Replies: 898
- Views: 119539
Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
His business is retardation.
And business is booming.
- Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
- Replies: 91
- Views: 14670
Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
You sound stressed, bro. Nipping at Screwy and JSC ain't you. Let it out, man: what's weighing you down in Oregon? Not particularly stressed. Hoping I can keep working, but might not happen. JSC is a government hack (and corn-dog smelling LSU fan, among his 810 "teams"). Screwed is a shri...
- Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
- Replies: 91
- Views: 14670
Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
He collects cars at auctions, you collect loads in men's rooms.
To each their own.
- Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
- Replies: 91
- Views: 14670
Re: So do any of y'all know anybody with Covid 19?
I lost track of how many people I know who have it, a couple of dozen at least, and that number is rapidly increasing. Over the past week, more than one person per hour has died of the virus in Louisiana. I don't see how I haven't gotten it yet, every morning when I wake up and feel ok, it is a sur...
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Back to the original topic...
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... d-won.html
Definitely NOT a pussy.
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... d-won.html
Definitely NOT a pussy.
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: We are ALL getting $1000 check in the mail
- Replies: 214
- Views: 25175
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
- Replies: 226
- Views: 43119
Re: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
Doesn't like cabbage (which I'll eat in any form -- kimchi rocks)
Doesn't like whisk(e)y
Doesn't like wine
Jeebus -- how do you feel about donkey asshole? Your taste is as bland as your keyboard.
Doesn't like whisk(e)y
Doesn't like wine
Jeebus -- how do you feel about donkey asshole? Your taste is as bland as your keyboard.
- Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
- Replies: 898
- Views: 119539
Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
I wish that you will be proven right. But I believe that the fatalities from the virus will exceed those from the flu in a few weeks. I hope that you are right and that I am wrong. Dude, not to be rude, but you're by far the biggest political hack here (not even close). Maybe you believe it's your ...
- Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: COVID-19 Food Porn Thread
- Replies: 226
- Views: 43119
Re: Green (Verdi) Chili (Chile)
I love to cook. I'll spend all day making a great dinner. But cooking for only myself sucks. I had one of these the other day: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/66502cf8-987d-4044-ac90-0e1732525097_1.cb137c5e08cda0d73d5b2b9e8fa5ece5.jpeg?odnWidth=612&odnHeight=612&odnBg=ffffff It was very far...
- Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
- Replies: 77
- Views: 11401
- Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Wow, watching NY Gov. Cuomo is impressive, THAT is a leader. No wonder trump is intimidated by him. Clearly, our country would be so much better served to have a commander in chief like Cuomo instead of the fraud currently in office. This is the first time I've seen him speak, and don't know anythi...
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:12 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:59 am
Is Portland prepared to pull a Philly and make prostitution quasi-legal by not immediately arresting for it?
It's been that way a long time.
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
Re: Pussification of America - COVID 19
As I've been saying for weeks, America is swimming in coronavirus and we don't know just how bad it is because Trump intentionally kept us from having a testing system. It was a short-term political strategy with unimaginable consequences. This will rack. That's the weirdest thing about all this --...
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:38 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pussification of America - COVID 19
- Replies: 741
- Views: 118580
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
- Replies: 77
- Views: 11401
Re: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
We will see about that, homeboy back in Forest Grove says there are National Guard vehicles filling the entire parking lot and lining the streets leading up to it in an industrial area. Never seen that in the 55 years I lived there. Got the tires. Played golf Saturday (saw your friend at Killarney)...
- Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California CV
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8735
Re: California CV
Dinsdale, why would 'shelter in place' be unconstitutional? :? I'm pretty sure my post said something about "the Constitution and stuff." My civil rights aren't at the governor's discretion. If I want to have 100 people over to my house this weekend, I will (that won't happen). If I want ...
- Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California CV
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8735
Re: California CV
If they do issue shelter-in-place, I'll go to work tomorrow morning. I'm "essential" (not bad for a contractor).
- Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California CV
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8735
Re: California CV
This is getting serious -- golf courses are raising the cups an inch above the ground, and a putt need only hit the outside of the cup... so you don't reach into the hole, or touch the flag.
I'm not OK with the New Reality. We played real golf in the Before Time.
I'm not OK with the New Reality. We played real golf in the Before Time.
- Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: California CV
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8735
Re: California CV
Where I'm at, weed is legal and we have multiple local stores and restaurants. But only one restaurant is enforcing a delivery-only policy, and only the liquor store is enforcing a maximum customer policy. Where I am (still Oregon), weed is legal, and the weed stores are petitioning to be deemed an...
- Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:06 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You've got to know when to fold 'em
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1841
Re: You've got to know when to fold 'em
I saw the thread title, so I just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in.
- Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
- Replies: 77
- Views: 11401
Re: Help wanted: activities when everything is shut down
I'll celebrate the partial lockdown by getting some new tires.
Then probably golf.
Then probably golf.
- Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My package from China
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3452
Re: My package from China
M2 has developed a penchant for the Asian boys now? Why am I not shocked?
Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.
You GO gurl!
Well, Toolio, I hope for your sake the Asian's package bucks the stereotype.
You GO gurl!
- Mon Mar 02, 2020 2:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8241
- Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 8241
Re: What song is playing when you blow your brains out?
Go to bed, you're drunk.
- Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My Friend Alan told Mvscal
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2108
Re: My Friend Alan told Mvscal
They think the earth is flat.
- Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A health care system worth preserving
- Replies: 98
- Views: 16763
Re: A health care system worth preserving
If you think health care is expensive now, just wait until it's free.
- Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10829
Re: SUPER BOWL LIV
Mahomie keeps hearing all that Quacking in his ear every time he drops back.smackaholic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:25 am Mahones has made a few terrible throws. I think the 9er D line is wearing him out.
- Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TuneTown May Not Be Right for You
- Replies: 37
- Views: 3221
Re: TuneTown May Not Be Right for You
Try and keep up -- we've moved on to a different classic movie.
- Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10829
Re: SUPER BOWL LIV
Terpines work much better than propylene glycol.
- Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10829
Re: SUPER BOWL LIV
"Buddies" indicated more than one. Typically can get empty carts online, then it's a matter of mixing the right amount of terpines and live-resin.
- Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10829
Re: SUPER BOWL LIV
After the game, the Niners are indicted for sexual assault, in an incident that becomes known as "The Rape Of IKYABWAI."
31-17
31-17
- Sun Feb 02, 2020 11:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
- Replies: 83
- Views: 10829
Re: SUPER BOWL LIV
Almost time to start in on the pork shoulder I put in the oven last night.
Yeehaw.
Yeehaw.