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I just snuffed out a squirrel this afternoon. No deer though

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smackaholic wrote:The universal truths....

Hot chicks and their beautiful balls.

-Screwedon Rentagain

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And here is the mugshot of Pikkkle's hero

No wonder this guy made him all moist.

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These situations were definately handled different in the 80s. Just ask Clarence Beeks

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Voted pro-Screwy.

How times have changed!
Thank you, friend! We've come a long way. *sniff*

Next thing you know, Screwy is one ballot measure away from being wife #4.

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Mikey wrote:Trump's incoherent flailing is rght up there with smackaholic. Gotta RACK both of them for entertainment value.

So much in common

One owns properties in shitholes. The others property is a shithole.

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KC Scott wrote:Elvis died on 76 you fat fuck

:paul:

Utter failure

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She's not fuckable? Don't act like you're even close to being the type of guy that can pick and choose dork. You'll succumb to a Tom Hanks film festival over thanksgiving football at the request of the lone piece of pity pussy you have ever had, you unsightly fuckwad. You could douce yourself in bro...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:I didn't quit. Sorry I had more important things occupying my time and attention

So then you did quit.

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http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/voice-11/99806-voice-11-premieres-sep-19th-news-speculation.html More and more BODE!!!! :bode: "Honey, these guys don't think you're real. So can you, pretty please by the way, prove them wrong by posting something else on a different board? Don't worry, t...

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https://s9.postimg.io/c09hvlscf/threesome.jpg Word on the street is they told the secret service they needed a little privacy then fired up a couple blunts and then FIRST Daughter got frisky and indulged in a little 3-way. Way to represent First Daughter. You are a HERO! First First Daughter! You g...

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Rooster wrote: For a minute I had no idea who the girl was and thought that the guy on the right was Lebron James. Apparently I need to get my eyes checked.

So they can all look the same to you with glasses too?

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Diego in Seattle wrote:What sort of a faggot watches a karaoki contest instead of MNF? Or even needs to ask???

The same faggot who is trolling as his alleged lover on reality tv message boards since you needed to ask.....or axe, as his real lover would say.

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I would tune in for this......but ONLY if Trump gets to ask Cuban about his thoughts on salad tossing.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:

The guy to his left sees what he's doing and knows what it looks like.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:the "little boy's room."

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smackaholic wrote:I would like to see a regulation that says a company is required to state, in minimal decipherable english, terms and conditions.

That poses a problem. Does every contract have to be dumbed down to your level or do we allow progress to leave you behind?

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Moving Sale wrote:Rules? I would go ahead and post a naked pic of PA but I would probably be banned since I "didn't post a tag in the title."
Asshats

You're welcome

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Naked photos of Pam Anderson were the first thing I did in 1996 when my parents got a free trial of AOL. The irony is, indeed, overwhelming.

And swollen

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I suspect this is what she normally looks like: https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/huma-abedin.jpg Feel free to hit that. That version of her. Probably not. The version posted above.....if you are going to say that you would stiff arm that out of your way if she's ready at closin...

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Rooster wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:Rulz.....

Yeech.

I'm just going to say you are a god damn, prancing, palms out while talking, rainbow farting, glitter wearing faggot and leave it at that

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Moving Sale wrote: I fat finger a U and you tards lose your shit.
Nice board you have pedoinrodeo.

You can't type and you are made fun of for it. Do your sausage like digits prevent you from grasping this simple concept?

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But then, I guess we are talking about midget ergonomics here and having a key board that stretches beyond one's wingspan might present a challenge. Moving Tard uses a keyboard too... ...but the brightly coloured, jumbo keys on his keyboard make farm animal noises when pressed. THE HORSE SAYS : I h...

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Moving Sale wrote:spouting the ankle bite myth.

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The Big Pickle wrote: It was cool at the time, but NO I wasn't aroused.

We know. Only an idiot would assume you would be aroused by a hulking white man.

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Myself, personally, I just hate his penchant for flat brimmed hats. I want to hate flat hats, but I think back to old people pissing themselves with rage over wearing your favorite New Era cap backwards when I was a kid. I choose to not be "that guy" So if my son wants to keep his cap loo...

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Moving Sale wrote:I have no idea what you are talking about.

I imagine you could try reading the threads you go heel nipping in. Could help

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drug boat flashing MORSE code at us around 3am Geesh...what a bunch of douchebags. :meds: Don't let these folks destroy your self of steam Yeah take R-Jackmeofflittlegirl for example. He is a pedophile and he still thinks he is a good guy. How quickly can you tap out your SOS in morris code?

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The Big Pickle wrote:drug boat flashing MORSE code at us around 3am

Geesh...what a bunch of douchebags.

Don't let these folks destroy your self of steam

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The Big Pickle wrote:

Had to put my guy down in 2008.....so sad. :cry:

Why do you have a bag of wet shit on your counter?

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The humor this argument going another round is not lost on me

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Life was fukking hard for injuns pretty much everywhere. Sincerely, Trail of Tears Maybe if they joined the civilized world and didn't MURDER every White Settler, including the women and the children than maybe...just maybe we wouldn't have sent them on a trail of tears. Fukkkk of and DIE, DIEGO! Y...

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Jerkovich wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I married a German girl. They are mean as fuck. :x
I'm sure that that's your experience internationally.
This coming from a pedo.

Nice comeback. That will definitely take the sting off of marrying a total cunt.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote: 4) What is it you look forward to the most for the Fall?
Laughing at the Chiefs as they shit up my television in their annual quest to go screaming down the toilet.

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Moving Sale wrote:If the m0ds here were not peices of shit holic would be banned for such a comment.

You're a whiny Faggot. Shut up

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War Wagon wrote:
B fucking minus? Is you daft, man?

Yeah, she'll do. That doesn't change the fact she is a B- minus. Slightly above average. Far from the best, but farther than the worst.

And it's not like I'm discerning either.....I fucked a horse, remember.

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Just because I wouldn't kick her outta bed doesn't mean she's not a B minus

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She probably would've been more favorable to him if he was named Les Bien.

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So you admit to be a willing party to incest?

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