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by Softball Bat
Sun Aug 06, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once Again, A Steel-Framed Tower About To Succumb..
Replies: 85
Views: 3593

Re: Once Again, A Steel-Framed Tower About To Succumb..

RACK Jay for the old skool effort there!
by Softball Bat
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ramdon PET
Replies: 10
Views: 1151

Re: Ramdon PET

88 wrote:And, as always, I want to be your luggage in my next life...
I would not object if he zipped you shut.
by Softball Bat
Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Once Again, A Steel-Framed Tower About To Succumb..
Replies: 85
Views: 3593

Re: Once Again, A Steel-Framed Tower About To Succumb..

Building 7 was not hit by a plane.
It looked just like a controlled demolition to me.

Just sayin'.
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return
Replies: 33
Views: 2247

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/874276197357596672/kUuht00m_bigger.jpg Our relationship with Russia is at an all-time & very dangerous low. You can thank Congress, the same people that can't even give us HCare! LMAO! Ridiculous @sshole. Tard was carrying on day after day on the campaign tr...
by Softball Bat
Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

He didn't slither all this way just to get 86'd like a lowly chief of staff....oh no, word is that the Mooch is headed for Dancing With The Stars... Yeah, it would be a big damn waste if Scaramucci didn't show up somewhere as a public persona. When it comes to providing highly entertaining bravado ...
by Softball Bat
Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is very confusing....
Replies: 22
Views: 2819

Re: This is very confusing....

Sorry that I can't offer much analysis at this point, Derron.
Maybe later.

I lost my train of thought because I couldn't stop LOLing at the first line of the story.



Trystan Reese and his partner Biff...
by Softball Bat
Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Balloon Gone Wild!
Replies: 5
Views: 424

Re: Balloon Gone Wild!

Chris said "big shot" was barking vulgarities -- while Chris was just trying to enjoy a ballgame with his lad.

And enjoying a snack in the sun.


Uncool.
by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 01, 2017 1:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

CNN hacks were saying that Mooch had to be "escorted" out of the WH -- because he and Joe Kelly had a bit of go-round. :) Joe Kelly was pretty bad-ass as Bills field general. I think he'll get all of this shit straightened out. Or was that Joe Friday? Confusing. Oh... John Kelly. John Kell...
by Softball Bat
Tue Aug 01, 2017 4:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left Seater -- weigh in, please
Replies: 7
Views: 306

Re: Left Seater -- weigh in, please

The pilots probably all enjoy flying naked -- in their super-secure little room up front.

It's why Seater got so damn defensive.


Big ol' jet airliner...





by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

I give Don a little credit for at least having enough sense to cut his losses by flushing that ridiculous turd.
by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Anti-Corruption Act Movement
Replies: 3
Views: 235

Re: The Anti-Corruption Act Movement

Moving Sale wrote:Then maybe you should stop voting for them?
:idea:





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by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 31, 2017 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Balloon Gone Wild!
Replies: 5
Views: 424

Re: Balloon Gone Wild!






:lol:



Chris made sure he had a firm grip on his snack as he berated the dude.

Things might have gotten very ugly if he had lost his nachos... hot dog(s), cotton candy, milk duds...


Yeah.
by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left Seater -- weigh in, please
Replies: 7
Views: 306

Left Seater -- weigh in, please

Naked passenger delays Spirit Airlines flight leaving Las Vegas http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/travel/2017/07/30/naked-passenger-delays-spirit-airlines-flight-leaving-las-vegas/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/876/493/1501465200407.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 A Spir...
by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Balloon Gone Wild!
Replies: 5
Views: 424

Balloon Gone Wild!









:)
by Softball Bat
Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Female Drivers
Replies: 7
Views: 295

Re: Female Drivers

they arranged their personal mechanic to meet them (at Banton Rouge).

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by Softball Bat
Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers!!!

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by Softball Bat
Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Female Drivers
Replies: 7
Views: 295

Female Drivers

Or pilots. Plane nearly ran out of fuel after pilots forgot to bring up landing gear http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Travel/2017/July/landing-gear-GettyImages-60-large.jpg Two pilots have been suspended from duty after their aircraft, carrying 99 passengers, nearly ran out of fuel because the...
by Softball Bat
Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for Lefty
Replies: 15
Views: 394

Re: Question for Lefty

BSmack wrote:the airport situation in Houston or Dallas.
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by Softball Bat
Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

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Rinsed Pubis is -----> OUT.


Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.


I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, Mamma mia, let me go.






by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Re: Anthony Scaramucci

smackaholic wrote:I don't have a problem with a Joe Pesci character, but he better know what the fukk he is talking about before he goes off.






Major blowhard.
Major Buffoon.
Major turd.


WH Communications Director?


:lol:
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 28, 2017 9:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Scaramucci
Replies: 31
Views: 1418

Anthony Scaramucci

Train wreck.


This is the guy that Don wants directing his communication?

rotf...


Don's juvenile flaming on Twatter isn't enough.
No, he needs to bring Joe Pesci in to curse and lambast enemies.

Wtf??

Off the friggin' chain, man.


Trumo voters...

Weigh in.
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)
Replies: 45
Views: 5057

Re: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)

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Three Jews, btw.

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=165

Moses Horwitz, Jerome Horwitz, Louis Feinberg





nyuk nyuk nyuk
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8737

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

I haven't been to space

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by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top bunk or bottom bunk?
Replies: 5
Views: 519

Re: Top bunk or bottom bunk?

If Mike Damone had a son.



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by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8737

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

I have. In February. the southern hemisphere flights (which you cited) are consistent with your globe. Does that automatically mean that the globe is the only model those flights could possibly be consistent with? I'm not talking about flat earth and I'm not talking about southern hemisphere flights...
by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 27, 2017 5:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8737

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Click and view NASA's animation of the August 21 solar eclipse. https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/vis/a000000/a004300/a004321/shadow_cones_1080p30.mp4 :| 1. The moon is said to be moving at a speed of 2,228 mph around the earth. That is more than twice the speed the earth is said to be spinning on it's axis...
by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 27, 2017 4:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: thank the spaghetti monster....
Replies: 28
Views: 1588

Re: thank the spaghetti monster....

trev wrote:My dad dragged the rug with her on it over the wood floor where she laid for 9 hours.


What a -----> drag <----- it is getting old.



by Softball Bat
Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Republican Approach to Healthcare
Replies: 40
Views: 1676

Re: Republican Approach to Healthcare

Mikey wrote:Image



Actually, though, I guess nothing has stuck yet.

Don't worry.
Don will have another rally soon.


That'll do something.
by Softball Bat
Mon Jul 24, 2017 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return
Replies: 33
Views: 2247

Re: Our Dear Leader Makes His Triumphant Return

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/874276197357596672/kUuht00m_bigger.jpg So why aren't the Committees and investigators, and of course our beleaguered A.G., looking into Crooked Hillarys crimes & Russia relations? Who hired the beleaguered A.G. who isn't looking into Crooked Hillary?? Answer...
by Softball Bat
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 90
Views: 8737

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Some St. Loser schools will be *CLOSING* on eclipse day.

It is a hazard for students.

:?







What is the hazard?
by Softball Bat
Sat Jul 22, 2017 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2260
Views: 798077

Re: Radio -

Is there an entrance fee?

A height check?


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Or a cock color check?
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Spicey
Replies: 5
Views: 283

Re: Spicey

One liar out, the next liar -----> IN.

Same as it ever was.
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump threatens federal investigators
Replies: 13
Views: 1124

Re: Trump threatens federal investigators

Jsc wrote:Will Trump last thru the end of the year?
I doubt it.

Of course I didn't think he'd last this long, so...

Who knows?
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Morning Gel
Replies: 2
Views: 275

Re: Morning Gel

Thanks, Jsc.

Good to see you, too.

I hope your health is good.
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump threatens federal investigators
Replies: 13
Views: 1124

Re: Trump threatens federal investigators

I didn't hear a threat, Screw.

What was it?
by Softball Bat
Fri Jul 21, 2017 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump threatens federal investigators
Replies: 13
Views: 1124

Re: Trump threatens federal investigators

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Softball Bat wrote:I listened to the audio.

What was the threat?
How do you breathe with your head shoved so far up your ass?

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by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Proper Time To Stomp A Man When He's Down
Replies: 4
Views: 397

Re: A Proper Time To Stomp A Man When He's Down




Some of the most respected men and women in Amerika served on the 9/11 commission. I am proud of what
the 9/11 commission did. I stand by their conclusions, as will the overwhelming majority of Amerikans.


- J. McCain



:)
by Softball Bat
Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The United States of... Jacob
Replies: 6
Views: 478

Re: The United States of... Jacob

Here come the girls...




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Jennifer dominated for 15 years.

Better than the Wooden Bruins.

Shit, she was #1 in ALL 52 states[/barry] for like 6 or 7 years.

How is that possible?


RACK her!