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BTW -- let's try to keep this thread serious in nature. TIA.

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Esteemed members of T1B, As I'm sure many of you know, "emotional support animals" are all the rage in 2019. I've been contemplating getting one for quite some time to alleviate my anxiety due to the very rare condition I suffer from known as GDS (Giant Dick Syndrome). Yeah believe it or n...

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The purpose of this exercise is to demonstrate that sports betting is for suckers. Just play this game for fun and keep your cash. Generally speaking, that's very good advice. Not sure this particular game though is a great example for making that point. Sharps and professional sports bettors aren'...

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EAP -- I'm gonna level with you bro, cuz that's just the kind of guy I am. When it comes to the process of arranging letters in such a way that form words, in such a way that create sentences, for the sole intent of entertaining or informing an audience... you are really, really horrific at it. I ju...

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Jay in Phoenix wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:37 pm Roach, 88, whoever it takes.

Seriously, it's time.

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You've been completely and hopelessly brainwashed by The System and the tv and radio Gods you bow down to and who feed you all your talking points. YOU are the brainwashed sheep of the "system". I took you for a New York strip kinda guy, but it's apparent you prefer Kansas City-style ribs...

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And you’re kind of the same way - but just to the left. False. In terms of right and left, I'm an equal opportunity hater. I despise both sides and abstain myself from the two party system. People accuse me of being a lefty because I'm a strong advocate for social liberty and the "live and let...

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You interject your tedious political takes in threads where nobody is discussing politics. You call people left-wing socialists without knowing anything about them, their beliefs, their voting history, or whether they even give a shit about politics. You've been completely and hopelessly brainwashed...

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/ ... mosquitos/

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:45 amI_Fart_2_Much

Is that the Ugandan man who kills mosquitos with his farts?

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No can do, as I recently graduated from bro to bruh. It's sort of like going from brown to black belt. Sorry, brah.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:38 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:12 am What the hell, man?
You're a dick.

We're cool.

All right! I'll take that.

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blah blah blah left wing socialists blah blah blah government control socialists I hope you get a Thesaurus for Christmas, cuz you really need to mix things up. It must be sad viewing every single facet of your miserable existence through the lefty vs righty prism. Stop trying to suck everyone down...

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What the hell, man? I thought we were bros, dude? This cuts deep. :( Maybe if you stopped being a sanctimonious prick, he'd want to take his relationship with you to the next logical level This doesn't concern you, old timer. This is about recent tensions between me and my dog. My bro. My bruh. My ...

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What the hell, man? I thought we were bros, dude?

This cuts deep.

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I said I've studied it doesn't make me the smartest by any stretch of the imagination. You do get points for that. Most intelligent thing I've seen you post. More intelligent than the Peter north post, and how you actually tried out to be his "stunt cock" for the classic, "the NORTH ...

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:39 am :?

Fuck you, Mgo.

Hey! Whoa!!

That seemed rather uncalled for.

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Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:30 am
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: ↑Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:18 am
Why do you think every shitty poster is a "character troll?" That's an affront to anyone here who has actually run good character trolls.
So... meaning no offense has been taken. Ok.

You son of a... :x

I mean, right! Exactly. Totally agree.

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EAP is a character troll. Why do you think every shitty poster is a "character troll?" That's an affront to anyone here who has actually run good character trolls. Not that I would know anyone who's done that. No siree, Bob. Definitely not. https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Smilies/wh...

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So you study but don't learn. Got it. Way to sell your credibility.

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Slap wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:25 pm
EAP wrote:low IQ cocksuckers
Most people believe you are a cocksucker.

Don't sell him short. He's also low IQ.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:14 pm
EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:54 pmI said I've studied it doesn't make me the smartest by any stretch of the imagination.
You do get points for that. Most intelligent thing I've seen you post.

He's the most educated here on politics yet not the smartest. That's a tricky intellectual feat. Musta went to Trump University.

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I've studied politics and history longer than most of you have been alive. It's cripplingly ironic how the evidence regarding those who claim to be the smartest and most educated is inversely proportional to the frequency and forcefulness of the claims themselves, whether the claims are about those...

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EAP wrote: ↑Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:26 amI've studied politics and history longer than most of you have been alive.

Binging Fox News and Michael Savage all day in your whitey tighties doesn't really constitute "studying."

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Word. I'm sick and tired of all these fat cat climate scientists rolling around in their brand new Ford Fusion hybrids. Fucking greedy bastards, the lot of them.

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I'd like to post a FACT. Without our brave police officers who are made up of men, women and minorities, YOU kierland, could not walk out your front door without being brutally raped and sodomized. Your life would become like thr movie, "the purge", without cops to protect your sissy ass....

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Hey Mordechai, you know the Knicks score? https://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20061115&t=2&i=100381&w=780&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&sq=&r=100381 We're fuckin workin, man! https://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20110531&t=2&i=425932851&am...

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Copy that. Stand by.

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Herschel's crew is already intercepting key messages and relaying back to home base. https://a57.foxnews.com/media2.foxnews.com/BrightCove/694940094001/2018/06/12/931/524/694940094001_5796603892001_5796583777001-vs.jpg?ve=1&tl=1 "the Challah is braided at midnight; I repeat, the Challah is ...

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I just got word, this is going down. He's mobilizing his team as we speak.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:27 pm
EAP wrote: ↑Sat Dec 07, 2019 6:17 pm
Well, you didn't let me expand on my takes.

He's right, I didn't let him. I held the pillow down as long as I could before he depressed the Life Alert button. Then it was a mad scramble to get out of the nursing home.

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If it's a hit on one guy with three personalities, the fee is still for three.

I'd expect nothing less from you people.

Sorry............that was uncalled for. But seriously, I think I've got a Group On around here somewhere. Let me get back to you.

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FYI...the "friend" is every single member of T1B not named Incoherent Grandstander.

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And finally, if you need to get tough, my Uncle Herschel used to hire a couple of local thugs to, you know... https://i.imgur.com/l6XrbXm.gif move boxes and stuff https://i.imgur.com/l6XrbXm.gif ... I'm sure for the price of airfare and a little somethin'-somethin' for their troubles, Herschel's bo...

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https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEJJxnhFCq6BKO6ypRXhA1CQqGQgEKhAIACoHCAowntT-CjDj_fYCMNm03gU?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen Just another day in the Soviet States of America. I'd like to post a FACT. Without our brave police officers who are made up of men, women and minorities, YOU kierlan...

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3 entries, but I'll find a way to blow it. Thanks again for running this thing. It's not a light amount of work.

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L45B wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:56 pmEither that or tits up passed out in some tranny divebar unisex restroom.

This scenario seems much more likely in Dinsdale's neck of the woods.

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MIA +5.5
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You have such a child-like view of the world. There is not some clear dividing line of good vs evil in Washington. That you think so, makes you the brainwashed one.

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