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- Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I now have it from higher authority
- Replies: 8
- Views: 471
Re: I now have it from higher authority
Okay, Marty, that pic makes me think that there might not be enough micro brews in Oregon to get Dins to hit on that. Could be wrong...but I'm trying very hard not to visualize such a disgusting thing. On the bright side, lining up 72 of those pigs might just put a quick stop to the suicide bombings.
- Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I now have it from higher authority
- Replies: 8
- Views: 471
Re: I now have it from higher authority
I guess their society is not that much different than ours. Pretty hard to find one virgin, let alone 72. They had to run out of them sooner or later....even the fat ugly ones. Dins must have paid a visit to the middle east.
- Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:21 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
- Replies: 36
- Views: 944
Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Bottom line is that there were, in fact, violations by the U of M and it doesn't fucking matter who reported it or what their agenda might have been. Some of their information may have been off the mark, but there was enough for the NCAA to confirm a number of violations. This was posted in another...
- Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....
- Replies: 61
- Views: 4512
Re: Let He Who Is Without Flippers Cast The First Stone.....
Tilly deserves the needle? In today's society? Naww, I think anger management and sensitivity training would suffice.
- Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Mikey...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Hey Mikey...
What could you possibly be thinking, R-Jack? The wool keeps you warm during an Iowa winter.R-Jack wrote:Buyer beware. Mace's idea of using ewes to fit in may differ than yours or mine.Mace wrote:throw in a couple of my prize ewes so you can fit in immediately.
- Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:23 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
- Replies: 36
- Views: 944
Re: Free Press allegatins vs. NCAA findings (long read)
Bottom line is that there were, in fact, violations by the U of M and it doesn't fucking matter who reported it or what their agenda might have been. Some of their information may have been off the mark, but there was enough for the NCAA to confirm a number of violations.
- Wed Mar 03, 2010 1:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Hey Mikey...
- Replies: 16
- Views: 789
Re: Hey Mikey...
Hey, Bonehead. You're trading off a half million dollar card collection for a woman? Well, since you're that fucking stupid, how about a beachfront house in Iowa? I'll even let you keep one of your '62 Mantle cards and throw in a couple of my prize ewes so you can fit in immediately.
- Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:48 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Ed Hightower
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1886
Re: Ed Hightower
I didn't see the game you're talking about but Hightower is just a bad official...and has been for quite some time.
- Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:33 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Steve Alford meltdown
- Replies: 2
- Views: 804
Re: Steve Alford meltdown
Yeah, Alford is a douche. My son is a sophomore at Iowa and one of his high school buddies went to New Mexico and had been asked to walk on for basketball but decided to be the basketball manager instead. This kid had been an Alford fan and actually wanted to play for him but, during his year as man...
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
I'm not a hockey fan by any means, and know absolutely nothing abou the game, but it's the only event I watched during the entire winter olympics. None of that other shit matters one iota to me, and Spring Training is far more appealing. I'd much rather watch Carlos Zambrana throw a bullpen session ...
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Congratulations to Canada for winning the gold.
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Prior to these Olympics, the last hockey game I watched from start to finish was the 1980 gold medal game. Doubt that I'll be around in 30 years to see another one.
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
It's been a great game to watch but I think the USA has been toying with the Canucks and will now put them away in embarrassing fashion.
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:03 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Steve Alford meltdown
- Replies: 2
- Views: 804
Steve Alford meltdown
http://deadspin.com/5482109/ It will be interesting to see if New Mexico and/or the Mountain West imposes any sanctions over this outburst. And all this time Alford has tried to portray the image of a good Christian man by wearing a WWJD wrist band. I guess Jesus would have called that kid an assho...
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's The Unions Who Are Bankrupting GM!!
- Replies: 8
- Views: 782
Re: It's The Unions Who Are Bankrupting GM!!
The guy is let go after 8 months & then hired back for $39,000/month for 20 hours work per month....and you're calling the people in the trenches lazy thiefs? Suck corporate cock much? (obviously yes) It's a question of value. If I hire Bruce Springsteen to play Giants Stadium for 500,000 dolla...
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
At the end of the day, the USA will be on the top step of the podium with the subserviant Canucks a step beneath us....just as it should be.
USA 4
Canada 2
USA 4
Canada 2
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Military history question for mvscal.[g]
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2995
Re: Military history question for mvscal.[g]
From the online dictionary....for what it's worth.... Word Origin & History gringo 1849, from Mex.Sp. gringo, contemptuous word for "foreigner," from Sp. gringo "foreign, unintelligible talk, gibberish," perhaps ult. from griego "Greek." The "Diccionario Castel...
- Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
The Russians are plenty unhappy about their Olympic failure. http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1968514,00.html?xid=rss-world-yahoo One response has been to blame others. When Russian figure skater Yevgeny Plushenko finished second to American Evan Lysacek in the men's competition, some ...
- Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.
- Replies: 71
- Views: 4755
Re: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.
You lied, Mikey, 'cause that was funny.Mikey wrote:I see your sarcasm at work here Marty.
But I refuse to capitulate and become either interesting or funny.
- Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Serious Question for PUSFAN
- Replies: 60
- Views: 4367
Re: A Serious Question for PUSFAN
Is Cuda saying that he hasn't been receiving all of the monthly GA reports that the rest of us are getting? I guess it sucks being out of the loop. Damn good stuff you're sending to us, PSU. Keep up the good work.
- Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
- Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:17 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Hills, lakes, forests? If you think that all of Iowa is flat, then you've never been in southern Iowa. Hmm... well I've been in southern Iowa many times, at least in the western part, and I don't recall much in the way of hilly terrain. Unless what you're referring to are river bluffs, which I supp...
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Why is it so difficult for Canadiens to give props now after yesterday's match? Because you are blowing things out of proportion. You guys looked amateurish in your enthusiasm. Just wait. It's coming, fuck-o's. Blowing things out of proportion? Didn't the USA win? What would be wrong with the Canuc...
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 18938
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
If Canada would happen to beat the USA in the medal round, I'll give them props. Why is it so difficult for Canadiens to give props now after yesterday's match?
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Just wanted to remind you that Wisconsin has professional sports franchises. Iowa has a football team, a wrestling team and a fan base epitomized by theJON. I was fully aware that Wisconsin has professional teams and that Iowa does not, Goobs, and, yes, we've got a good football team and the best w...
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
The Packers? Okay, I'll give you that one....but only because the Pack refuses to schedule the Hawkeyes.
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Still in denial, Goobs? Check the score from last fall and get back to me. For that matter, check the head to head over the past decade. Using your rationale, I guess Iowa is better than Ohio State. :roll:Goober McTuber wrote:No, you don't.Mace wrote:Besides that, we've got a better football team.
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Sometimes he uses a mop.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Technically, Screw sucks up life into a mop.smackaholic wrote:I 'spose DC has the lowest in the country since you fukks have been sucking the life out of the rest of the country since, well, the last 80 years or so.
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
You live in Wisconsin. That pretty much is Iowa. Total nonsense. Wisconsin is God’s country. Hills, lakes, forests and whatnot. Iowa is corn and pigs (Mace is a little of both). Hills, lakes, forests? If you think that all of Iowa is flat, then you've never been in southern Iowa. Besides that, we'v...
- Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
- Replies: 113
- Views: 13681
Re: Tiger Press Conference - In Play
Judging from that link, my house would easily bring $600 or $700 thousand if it were sitting in Cali, maybe a lot more. It's appraised in the low $90's here and I paid $42,000 in 1989. It's about 1800 sq ft plus another 1800 with the full basement, 3 BR, 2 BA, 2 car garage, sitting on 3/4 of an acre.
- Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caption thread
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1074
Re: Caption thread
"Okay, if I color my hair blonde, Dins will hit on me again tonight. Now it's off to that all night buffet."
- Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another little timeline
- Replies: 79
- Views: 8011
Re: Another little timeline
Alright, PSU, you "spreadsheeting piece of shit", you don't need to waste your time trying to access my Swiss bank account because I've already transferred all of my Iowa football gambling winnings to another account. And I'd also like to take this time to thank Katy for the heads up about...
- Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:36 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another little timeline
- Replies: 79
- Views: 8011
Re: Another little timeline
If I see the stupid little cocksucker, I will fight him. I will beat his little ass into the ground and then throw him on the rack and stretch him out until he reaches TVO height, and then beat his scrawny little ass again. It would appear that the short dicked midget with the Napoleon complex and t...