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by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 21, 2023 2:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today I learned
Replies: 14
Views: 616

Re: Today I learned

'Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park' is a brilliant film. New York Groove features prominently in the overseas versions.

Think 'Phantom of the Paradise' with Paul Williams but shittier writing.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Aug 17, 2023 5:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 18519

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Aug 14, 2023 11:32 pm Too many leftists have lost their sense of humor.
Give it time, it'll pass.

The right took it good with 'neo-conservatism', now the left has to deal with 'the new left'. :(

It'll pass, you have to be patient.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
Replies: 4
Views: 1065

Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi

Young players would adapt, as it's all they would know. Veteran free agents who think they've done their time and proved themselves would be a different story. The Patriots had that problem with joyless Belichek, but when you're a winner..
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Aug 13, 2023 6:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi
Replies: 4
Views: 1065

Re: Eric Bieniemy is Vince Lombardi

It's my understanding that's why he hasn't got a head coaching job, too many organisations were worried about player revolts. A lot of players won't play under that.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 11, 2023 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
Replies: 37
Views: 19738

Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead

. I watched the Last Waltz when I was in college. Will have to watch it again. Don't bother, it'll be twice as shitty the second time. Very talented group of youngsters and musicians who all apprenticed under Ronnie Hawkins, went out on their own and had the misfortune to exist and adapt to their o...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead
Replies: 37
Views: 19738

Re: Feelin' 'Bout Half Past Dead

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:25 pm late ‘60s/early ‘70s musicians
He was playing lead guitar for Ronnie Hawkins in 1959 at age sixteen :shock:
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 07, 2023 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 18519

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

This is comedy gold Shipman claimed he didn’t take part in the fighting and wanted to stop it because he knew it was wrong to attack the dock worker, video of the incident appears to show him punching the dock worker repeatedly while he was on the ground. By late Sunday afternoon, Vasser’s Mini Mart...
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
Replies: 37
Views: 18519

Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck

If they're in the Alabama Navy, does admiralty law apply?
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23
Replies: 40
Views: 14668

Re: Weekend Roll Call 8-5-23

Contemplating plastering 'Welcome to Mexico' signs along the Canadian border and 'Welcome to Canada' signs along the Mexican border. Will report progress.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 04, 2023 4:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 664
Views: 364504

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Brain fart.
Thought I could pick up a local broadcast, but it's national so you get stuck with that unwatchable crap :oops:

EDIT: There's an app for syncing radio to television, you can dump NBC and get Westwood One commentary, I'm on that.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Aug 04, 2023 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 664
Views: 364504

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Watched for an hour, they literally showed two plays.
58 minutes of interviews, back-slapping, grovelling and Chris Collinsworth demonstrating why he needs to be taken into a field and covered in petrol. Slightly underwhelming.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1770

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

I think the PGA recommends you just cover your eyes with your hands and scream in that situation.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1770

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

enchanting and lustrous as ever, thanks.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
Replies: 26
Views: 1770

Re: Charles Darwin Doing Work

I drove a golf cart once.

Arms and legs outside the vehicle. 8)
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 30, 2023 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
Replies: 64
Views: 23189

Re: Jason Aldean Controversy

Now that that is settled, let's all do our best to recover the dignity of the genre as a whole.

by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 23, 2023 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jason Aldean Controversy
Replies: 64
Views: 23189

Re: Jason Aldean Controversy

What's critical here - is it a good song? I have no idea. Maybe he's shite. Crying old women like you lot were shitting their pants when Elvis and Bill Haley were subverting society, didn't do any good.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jul 19, 2023 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
Replies: 35
Views: 2480

Re: US soldier defects to North Korea

Probably got sick of addressing his superiors in a non-binary fashion. Image
With a bit of imagination, they'll make this story Gary Powers x 10
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jul 19, 2023 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: US soldier defects to North Korea
Replies: 35
Views: 2480

Re: US soldier defects to North Korea

Strange how every North Korean defector is a top intelligence operative, with scads of information. Every American defector is a maladjusted good for nothing.

Hopefully the disillusioned young man will be assigned a condo in Pyongyang and write a bestseller about his harrowing journey :popcorn:
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jul 14, 2023 11:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The MLB Experience
Replies: 31
Views: 7350

Re: The MLB Experience

Are the other MLB parks going this route as well? Rogers Centre in Toronto is eerily quiet during games, outside of the fans. It's 'old school' as described by you. It might be the oppressive atmosphere of the place, it looks more like Tiergarten Zoo flak tower than a stadium. Been to a few Tigers ...
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy 4th of July!
Replies: 12
Views: 980

Re: Happy 4th of July!

Happy Traitor's Day :-|
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jul 03, 2023 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
Replies: 35
Views: 1803

Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23

This thread brought to by Polar Vortexes and Weather Bombs.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
Replies: 35
Views: 1803

Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23

It's been around for almost 100 years Just about the same time people started locking themselves inside, only to emerge as pale-skinned targets for anti-zombie bigotry. LGBQZ. America is rich in fjords, lakes, polluted rivers making swimming a healthy way to combat dim-bulb. Be careful not to drown...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23
Replies: 35
Views: 1803

Re: Weekend Roll Call 7-1-23

A wet-bulb temperature over 89F (31.5C) is extremely dangerous to the human body, even if you’re sitting in the shade, not moving and drinking water. At these temperatures your body struggles to cool, because the surrounding air is so wet your sweat can't evaporate. At around 95F (35C), no amount o...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jul 01, 2023 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Madonna - Intensive Care!
Replies: 11
Views: 953

Re: Madonna - Intensive Care!

Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 12:03 pm Oregon just rescinded their law banning pumping your own gas.
That's weird. Why would you ban that :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jun 25, 2023 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3299
Views: 904312

Re: Doom

Well my sauces tell me the Wagner Group were being wasteful and irresponsible with all the supply that they got. It's not uncommon - my copy of 'Panzer Leader' confirms this. Supply would be withheld from 'green' units till they learned not to shoot if off at all hours of the day or night. My buddy ...
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jun 23, 2023 2:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 70-96 hours
Replies: 81
Views: 6708

Re: 70-96 hours

Allegedly it was found about 400 meters away from the Titanic which is where it was going. Doesn't seem that far fetched. True. in an unlittered landscape directly under it's last known position. I was thinking, how do you find a debris field the size of a minivan in a debris field the size of a to...
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Jun 22, 2023 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 70-96 hours
Replies: 81
Views: 6708

Re: 70-96 hours

Debris field found.

So much for the needle in a haystack, how convenient. This is suspiciously suspicious. Image
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Jun 22, 2023 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 70-96 hours
Replies: 81
Views: 6708

Re: 70-96 hours

FiatLux wrote: Wed Jun 21, 2023 7:09 pm If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
I'd send my crewmates down to the engine room on false pretense, then close the watertight doors. More oxygen for me.
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Jun 20, 2023 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 70-96 hours
Replies: 81
Views: 6708

Re: 70-96 hours

by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jun 19, 2023 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1410
Views: 529448

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

See, in 20 years you can pay a bunch of money to go gawk at their bodies.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jun 19, 2023 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1410
Views: 529448

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/submarine- ... -1.6446841


Titanic tour sub disappears. That's like falling down the stairs at the banana peel museum.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does It Worry You?
Replies: 69
Views: 9411

Re: Does It Worry You?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:38 pm
We're talking about Canada, right?
:evil: No.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jun 17, 2023 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does It Worry You?
Replies: 69
Views: 9411

Re: Does It Worry You?

smackaholic wrote: Sat Jun 17, 2023 1:10 pm
Ronnie Raygun- Yeah, I know, he was a B actor, but he did have a decent run as governor back when Cali was a great place to be.
Wasn't Ronnie pretty far gone, end of second term? Not sure if the term started out that way :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Does It Worry You?
Replies: 69
Views: 9411

Does It Worry You?

That the democratically elected leader of the country couldn't tell you what he had for breakfast? If things go right or wrong, should some individual be held accountable, or get plaudits? Who runs the show? I'm trying to think of a simile and all I can come up with are some unfortunate examples fro...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are they fireflies or lightning bugs?
Replies: 12
Views: 759

Re: Are they fireflies or lightning bugs?

Things evolve, including words - took an interest in 'Duppies', Jamaican for a malevolent spirit. That evolved into 'Rolling Calf', a terrifying creature with it's legs chained that rolled down the road at night. Caribbean islands all have the same folklore and it came from a bizarre mosaic of langu...
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Jun 13, 2023 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Father's Funeral
Replies: 75
Views: 11571

Re: My Father's Funeral

:???: Sounds like every family dinner I've been to. Old girl says to the young girl, 'Look how fat you got. And right before your wedding. You need to do something about that'. Dishes fly, tears flow, the front door slams and dinner is ruined. It's old school smack, some of them like that. OR He was...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jun 10, 2023 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Unabomber Unalive
Replies: 12
Views: 1323

Re: Unabomber Unalive

Smackie Chan wrote: Sat Jun 10, 2023 8:14 pm Not sure what they did with the cabin.
Converted it to the Jeffrey Dahmer Cafeteria no doubt.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fukk in ’ French Canuck assholes……
Replies: 7
Views: 380

Re: Fukk in ’ French Canuck assholes……

Still reeling from the Chinese weather balloon assault? Now this. Take shelter in the nearest old barn and cover yourself with dried hay. It's perfectly safe.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jun 07, 2023 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Plane Crash Bullshit
Replies: 8
Views: 517

Re: Plane Crash Bullshit

It's when your plane breaks in two and crashes on a tropical island. The many survivors are attacked by dinosaurs, forcing them to band together so they can stay alive and uncover the mysteries of the island, along with their own dark pasts.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jun 05, 2023 5:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Monaco
Replies: 1
Views: 197

Monaco

Maybe a week old, but anyway. Summer doldrums, no good sport. I'm not an F1 guy and know little about it, but out of desperation - I tried watching it. The 'Crown Jewel' of racing. Why is this not a time trial? Your qualifying position is your finishing position, the whole point of racing is watchin...