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And now for some math. The CEO of McDonalds made $19,200,000 last year. McDonalds has 150,000 employees. Let's assume each employee works 20 hours per week. If the evil CEO gave his entire salary to the employees, they would see raises of, on average, $0.12 per hour. Yup...Twelve cents. That's a sh...

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Cloud cover over the entire path of the eclipse is not a coincidence. They are trying to hide the appearance of Nibiru. Softbat knows what I'm talking about.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:23 pm Worried about fast food prices…what a bunch of stupid, lazy fucks.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

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Smoke = Hyperventilating Liberals suffering from incurable TDS creating scandals out of thin air and whipping up the proletariat into donating money to the DNC.

Checks out. Highfive, buddy!

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AB = Awesome Bros?

Thanks, buddy!

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The chicken littles screaming that the cost of fast food has to go up astronomically when the minimum wage goes up are full of shit. Then how the fuck is the CEO gonna get his billion per annum?! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQcoa75Jutb_agjmioea9pXv58i3Vhq4GeDh8rS4TLOA2DP-E...

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File this under, Not To Be Messed With

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LOL, did I just troll Diego into making my point five times in a row? I haven't seen a self-own like that since Kierland pulled the ejection handle and didn't watch the canopy. If you want to call exposing yourself as a total idiot as "trolling," be my guest. Your courtroom god Jack Smith...

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LOL, did I just troll Diego into making my point five times in a row? I haven't seen a self-own like that since Kierland pulled the ejection handle and didn't watch the canopy.

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88 is so close to getting it.

The goal of election nefarians is not to commit fraud, per se. The goal is to make irregularities untraceable. Our judicial system relies on a burden of proof. If proof doesn't exist, neither does crime.

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Gee. Color me shocked when Screw_Murica is awkwardly silent in the face of actual evidence in the form of a court filing. I guess he'll wait for Rachel Maddow to break the news? Yes, like most sane Americans, I'm waiting for a real legitimate news source to report this news. Not Q-Anon affiliated m...

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Tattoos are intended to send a message. That message might be, "I'm so unique and special I put some bullshit on my body!" Or it might be, "I don't know how marketing works so check out my Nike logos I wear FOR FREE." Maybe, "I don't want you to forget my name so I tattooed ...

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He was great on the Cardinals.

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UPDATE: Jack Smith is throwing a tantrum in court because he's not getting his way with the judicial system. Smith is a petulant child with no grounding in reality and no foundation in ethics. He carefully weaved a story and tried to sell it, assuming the real world was just like the echo chamber h...

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Gee. Color me shocked when Screw_Murica is awkwardly silent in the face of actual evidence in the form of a court filing. I guess he'll wait for Rachel Maddow to break the news?

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7.4 Magnitude Earthquake near Taiwan

Is China testing its earthquake generator?

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:34 am
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:25 pm How widespread is this?
Republican fraud?

It's widespread...

Open an investigation and if any wrongdoing is found, prosecute the offenders to the fullest extent of the law.

^Full disclosure, I stole that line from Jsc810^

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Oof. Better get Snell up and running.

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*you're*

ffs

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:26 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...
The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."

The Second Corinthian says, "Wait... there's two Corinthians?

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Needs more corn on the cob and boudin. Otherwise I'm so there.

Side question, can a Jew go to heaven if they eat shellfish before Gethsemane?

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...

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Dr. William Schaffner, professor of infectious diseases at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville, TN, agreed that the actual cause of death can be hard to determine. “Deaths are, to a degree, imprecise,” he said to MNT. “A physician must make a judgment of cause of death.” [/i] http...

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Politician Joe Lieberman, shuffles off his mortal coil.

No DP points.

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Okay I'm back.

Not as bad as I expected but nothing there I would bother getting a boner for. With all the good looking women exposing themselves for free, why would you sign up and pay real money for Jeff's plus-sized-circus? kcdave is weird like that.

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Roux wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:40 pm
kcdave wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:19 am@ Jeff's Models

Never heard of Jeff's Models so I did a google image search.

Don't do that.

Learn from my mistake.

I'm doing it. brb

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Anyone know what Diego is babbling about?

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Next time I get pulled over for speeding I'll sign a napkin and insist it suffices for identification.

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"Smackchat. Shit, I'm still in Smackchat..."

-Monstah in a few days, probably

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Ivermectin saved my friend Marlin's life. I'd share the story but half of you don't need to hear it and the other half (aforementioned dumbasses)wouldn't listen even if Jesus Christ himself wrote it into the side of a mountain with his finger.

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Hilarious. https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/26/middleeast/palestinians-drown-gaza-aid-drop-intl/index.html Maybe next time you won't vote for Hamas to be your government. Too funny. Earlier this month, at least five people were killed and 10 others injured when airdropped aid packages fell on them in Al...

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MLB will tie themselves into knots to make sure Ohtani gets out of this scandal.

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Funding for bridge repairs will be tied to a fuckton of other bullshit. I guarantee it. Congress is broken.

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I remember when we had to rush so fast to get a take posted there wasn't time to proofread. Beantown Basher would have to edit his shit 3 or 4 times.

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That container ship's behavior is hella suspicious.

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Dressed up? Sheeit, you're lucky if I wash my hands.

'sup, kcdave?

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Did she buy that shirt off Joe Exotic's website?

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 3:01 pm Civilian Labor Force - With a Disability, 16 Years and over

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LNU01074597

Has *Skyrocketed* since Covid.

Wow!

Mainstreaming mental illness has consequences?

HighPlainsGrifter · Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24 Geez. That sammich could swallow a whole midget.

Geez. That sammich could swallow a whole midget.

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